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Attention all Australians! G'day mate! Just wanted to tell all you awesome Aussies that you only have until February 12, 2006 to enter a contest to get a chance to MEET Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Grand Prize: VIP entry for winner and one parent/guardian to the mary-kateandashley brand Fashion Show proudly presented by Total Girl, to be held in Sydney, at Crystal Ballroom Luna Park, on Sunday 19/2/06 at 1:45pm. This includes meeting Mary-Kate and Ashley in person, and a 12 month subscription to Total Girl magazine.
Entry Form
(Open only to residents of Australia)
Of course I'm not interested in this because I see them almost every day at Dualstar headquarters. It's located in a secret underground complex deep within the Wyoming mountains so Dualstar will survive in the event of a thermonuclear attack. Ashley is here now on an inspection tour.
Me: "Say hi Ashley."
Ashley: "Hi everybody. Greeting and salutations. It is with great pleasure that I talk with you today about our new fashion line we are introducing in Australia..."
Me: "Alright thanks Ashley. Now lets talk about me. As you know I'm engaged to Mary-Kate. However I'd like to get out of it since I've met someone else. I wonder if we could arrange it so when MK gets here she catches us making out? Then she'd call it off. Sort of like Memoirs of a Geisha. What do you say?"
Ash: "Hello? Earth to Mike? Are you out of your mind? Your not engaged to Mary-Kate. Duh."
Me: "Oh, uh, yeah your right. Now that I think about it, that was just a story wasn't it. Heh. I confuse fantasy and reality a lot these days. So can we just makeout then?"
Ash: "No! And that's a full sentence mister! I think we better just increase your marykateandashley brand anti-schizophrenia medication. Stat."
Me: "Mmmm. Schizolicious. Hey, here comes Mary-Kate. What's with the rope MK?"
MK: "Wazzup yo? Just got back from practicing my rodeo skills. I rule! Uh, Mike?"
Me: "What?"
MK: "Your not, like, sitting in my chair again are you?"
Me: "Oops! Sorry!"
MK: "You better be. Hey you weren't using my computer were you? Because if you were..."
Me: "I wasn't I swear! Please don't hurt me like last time. My spine hasn't fully healed yet."
MK: "Well get the fuck out of my chair and maybe I won't."
Me: "Ok I'm up I'm up."
MK: "Did you do the wash? Remember I said to separate the whites this time."
Me: "What? The wash? Me? Very funny ha ha. What a kidder. See how funny she is guys? I told you she has a rapist wit."
MK: "Are you telling me you didn't do it? I'm going to kill you!"
Ash: "Yeah he's a sleaze ball. Let's get him Mary-Kate!"
Oh shit.
I make a desperate run for the elevator. I run as fast as I can but Mary-Kate expertly lassos me and I slam to the floor hard. As she pulls me in I surprise myself by screaming and crying like a little girl. I usually scream and cry like Richard Simmons. This is going to be bad.
I try digging my nails into the concrete but she over powers me. I'm not surprised. Mary-Kate works out. I know because I've seen her buns of steel.
They hog tie me and take me to a room where they strip me to my underwear. Before I can get any wrong ideas they lift me up, put me on a round table and strap me down.
Ashley pushes a button and the table slowly goes vertical. Mary-Kate pushes another button and it starts spinning. Slowly at first, then faster and faster. They both start laughing. I try to remember if my medical is paid up.
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MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN I LOVE ALL THE LIVE VIDEO CLIPS YOU MAKE ON CONPUTER. MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN I WOULD LOVE TO MEET EACH OF YOU I AM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN. LOVE ALL YOUR PICTURES ON CONPUTER HOPE TO SEE MORE.
yay yay im gona see dem 2molo!!!! dats if i find dem at luna park…
Wooohooo, I’m meeting them on Sunday!
this person is a liar olsens dont sware
I am so excited that they are coming to australia sooN!
coooooool:!:
Actually I don’t always post everything I find on them. Just the best. You can see a lot more than what you see here by checking all the top ten Olsen sites listed to the left.
I write those stories firstly because it amuses me. That way I don’t get bored and I get bored easily.
Secondly because I know MK&A like it — well at least some of it.
Lastly because I think it sucks to just post pictures like everyone else.
I figure that anyone who doesn’t like the stories can just skip them and get the pictures so I’m not too worried I’m pissing off too many people. It’s not like I MAKE anyone read them to get the pictures. Then I really would be an ass hole.
Hey everyone…well, only Mike actually, but w/e.
Anyways, Mike, I just wanted to let you know that…yes…the roll play was quite…interesting. But it was extremely entertaining! haha 
Your site is very cool too, with a lot of awesome pictures and I used to check about 15 different MKA sites but now it is only this one. That says something about the quality of your site, doesn’t it?:wink: haha yeah, that is about all for now.
-Lynds:grin:
P.S. Now this part is for everyone. Really.
If anybody knows anything about MKA travelling to Canada for anything at all, please let me know ASAP @ shayelle17@yahoo.ca
Thanks for everything!:grin:
Oh my.. that was um and interesting roleplay. I am from Canada so I cant enter either.. that breaks my heart. Well I saw them at Much Music and TOUCHED THEIR HANDS AND ASKED THEM A QUESTION!!! Oh my goodness- BEST DAY OF MY LIFE MOFOS!! I absolutely love your site Mike, the pictures are gorgeous and always updated and other than the official MKA site yours is my favourite. But I do have to say.. wtf is with your roleplays? They’re verrry odd. But since your site is so good I will have to forgive you. Haha keep up the AMAZING job on the site!!! #1 MK and Ash fan
Look cant none of u spll on this site. i mean “compostition” u mean competition teisha! And Karoline, or whatever..! i dont have a clue wot “aight” means. Look u can right in txt form if u like, like me coz i is cool and with it u get me dan! Although if any of u punks r under 11 i will let u off!!!
aight:cool:
I live in Austarlia and I have enetered the compostition
I wonder if wonderful ashely’ve kick someone in the balls :p
Love her!
Oh to bad … Im in CANADA, so cant enter!
Oh well .. good luck to everyone else!!
:mad:DON’T CALL US DOWNUNDER!!!!! IT’S SO ANNOYING!!! We’re not down and we’re not under! Anyways, I too think it’s great that MK and Ash are coming to Australia….maybe they’ll be on Rove. But who would buy their clothes??? It’s only for little kids. I think they should have stuff for older people too!!! And I think they shouldn’t always have their fashion show at Sydney….thats kinda annoying for people who don’t live in Sydney…Anyways….maybe one day I’ll get to meet them, who knows.
I like you Mary-kate and Ashley. I am your Fan.
Have a great day and night.
Thanks… So excited about them both visiting us ‘down under.’