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>> Twenty-Two Songs For Mary-Kate

June 7th, 2005 - General

It goes without saying that Mary-Kate Olsen, just like Ashley Olsen, has millions of fans all over the world who love her dearly. But there's only one fan who loves her dearly enough to write songs about her like this guy does. And not just one song. This guy, who is a college student in New York, plans on writing 22 songs just about her! So far he's written three and they're all very good in my opinion. This guy definitely has talent.

The first song is sad and funny at the same time, and is called "gonna f*ck up......" That's got to be the best song title I've ever heard dude.

After reading the lyrics I thought for sure I'd have to sue cause he must of been writing about me. But apparently I'm not the only one who is always "gonna f*ck up......" everything he does.

Kstny Home Page: Myspace.com/kstny

Song 1
Web page with lyrics: gonna f*ck up......
Direct Link to MP3: gonnaf*ckup.mp3

Song 2
Web page with lyrics: i think about 'em...
Direct Link to MP3: ithinkaboutem.mp3

Song 3
Web page with lyrics:  i hate love...
Direct Link to MP3: ihatelove.mp3

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51 Comments

  1. Naomi — April 24, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

    Hi.
    I like MKA.
    Do you like JENNIFER ANISTON?
    Go to
    http://www.jenaniston.try.hu
    Thanks
    Naomi
    :mrgreen: :smile: :grin: :cool: :wink:

  2. Naomi — April 24, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

    Hi :grin:
    I like Mary-Kate and Ashley, I think they’re the most beautiful twins in the World!!!
    Want to everything about Olsens???
    Go to…:

    http://www.olsenvilaga.gportal.hu

    /Hungarian-English website/

    I LOVE YOU MKA:!: :!: :!: :mrgreen: :wink:
    bye Naomi

  3. Naomi — April 24, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

    Hi :grin:
    I like Mary-Kate and Ashley, I think they’re the most beautiful twins in the World!!!
    Want to everything about Olsens???
    Go to…:

    http://www.olsenvilaga.gportal.hu

    /Hungarian-English website/

    I LOVE YOU MKA:!: :!: :!: :mrgreen: :wink:

    Bye

    Naomi

    /If you want to talk me, go to my homepage, and write to the Guestbook your MSN address. I like making friends from all over the World./

  4. Karoline — September 13, 2005 @ 12:23 am

    I LOVE YOU MARY-KATE AND
    ASHLEY! I REALLY DO!
    Totally true!

    :grin:

    Karoline…

  5. Yasmin — June 22, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

    Hey the song is awesome!!!
    you guys well done!!

    COULD SOMEONE TELL ME MARY-KATE’S EMAIL?

  6. Patrick — June 19, 2005 @ 7:22 pm

    :oops: ICH LIEBE DICH MARY KATE

  7. jojo — June 12, 2005 @ 8:59 pm

    who has mary-kate ’s email add

  8. GAndalf — June 10, 2005 @ 4:07 pm

    I’m Also writing songs 4MKA, but no one knows…****!:cry:

  9. Fatin — June 10, 2005 @ 3:09 pm

    Wow Very kOOL :cool:

  10. Daanish — June 9, 2005 @ 4:14 pm

    ok i get your idea.

    but anyways the bottom line is:

    i will shock the world when i will make Baldy (KSTNY) fall,
    and leave him like a clear pool table with no BALLS.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

  11. Michalis Benakis — June 9, 2005 @ 2:51 pm

    by the way
    I HATE RAP SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Michalis Benakis — June 8, 2005 @ 6:47 pm

    Good work Kstny…

    Continue with that way…
    And i hope to meet mk one day….
    As i hope my self to get faced with Ashley… :P

  13. étoile — June 8, 2005 @ 6:08 pm

    http://photosdechaton.free.fr/invite/photos/photo182.jpg
    Super forum!

  14. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 5:33 pm

    :lol:ashley en mary-kate they are cool!!!

  15. Michael Shipley — June 8, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

    Hey man I thank you for being so creative and talented. The world needs more rare people like you.

    Kstny is right. This isn’t a competition. Art it infinite. There’s room for everybody.

    Lol I would definitely do the old freeze and babble too if I ever came face to face with either of the twins. You know what most people say who’ve met them? They are shocked at how beautiful they are.

    If you can believe it, they’re even more beautiful in person than in their pictures or movies. Probably because their physical beauty is only part of what makes them beautiful. They are literally beautiful people. They are loving caring people who wouldn’t hurt a fly.

    That’s why I get so angry when people dis them. Of all people in the world these girls don’t deserve that. What they do deserve is to have love songs written about them. That’s what they deserve.

  16. Michael Shipley — June 8, 2005 @ 4:50 pm

    Haha! I don’t need to put my pic on the site to have them see it. I could just send it to them. But I wouldn’t want to distract them from their studies. They might just spend all their time staring at me and their grades would suffer. Their dad would kill me! ;)

  17. Kstny... — June 8, 2005 @ 4:40 pm

    hey ppl!!!…

    4 quick things!!!….

    FIRST…i want to thank micheal for posting my songs, etc!!!…i am a huge an mk and a fan, and check THIS site daily!!!…it is my FAVORITE mk and a site!!!…thanks micheal!!!!…

    SECOND…daanish, music is NOT a competition!!!…if u wanna compete, get a basketball and we can play, ok???…

    THIRD…on myspace, i’m a cartoon, but i am, in reality, a singing/rapping/DANCING singer/songwriter, who is lucky enough to live near NYC and get to play many of the bars around the NYU/village/tri-beca area where mk&a r (as do many other
    musicians, most of whom rn’t cartoons!!!)…

    i AM a huge fan of mk and a, and i admit i have a crush on mk, but, i am NOT an obsessed stalker!!!…i recognise every store and street in every paparazzi pic, but i’d NEVER post that info or hang out there!!!…ooo, and i’ve never meet mk nor a, but i’m sure if i did, i’d freeze and say something dumb…

    FOURTH…last night, i got my first acting credit!!!…i was cast as an extra in the film, “one-third”, which is set to debut at this winter’s sundance film festival!!!…so the score is: Kstny, 1 movie credit-mk and a, like a billion, movie credits!!!…

    thanks, gang…hope u all enjoy my sings, THIS site!!!…Kstny…

  18. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 4:28 pm

    ooh micheal i forgot. what if u put in a pic of u at this site, and mk or a just visit it and they goes like : -aawhe MY GOD that´s the man of my dreams..
    huhu?! see, come on show us..
    do u got dark hair with brown eyes?

  19. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 4:25 pm

    MICHEAL: i´ve been asking u that a hundered of times! but u never answerd me! wzup? and hehe maybe u just to ugly so u dont dare to show us a pic.. :D haha no i´m just kidding you… kiss kiss

  20. Daanish — June 8, 2005 @ 4:24 pm

    yo guys:smile:….believe it or not….i have got the e-mail address of the guy who wrote the songs for MK.(thanks to my friends at INVISION FREE power boards.) one of my friends said that BALDY likes tattoos and leather pants).

    well here’s a message for him (The Baldy) from me:

    i don’t need tattoos and leather pants to impress MK & look cool,
    i got throwbacks and steel chains….i lead the new school.:twisted: :twisted:

    i have seen you since you started writing songs for MK man….
    you fill in more crap than a supersized bed pan.

    peace out.

  21. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 2:19 pm

    i am friends w/ him on myspace too!

  22. Michael Shipley — June 8, 2005 @ 12:20 pm

    MB: I will reveal myself someday but it will only be for the person I love. :oops:

  23. MB — June 8, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

    Michael:| send one of yourself:smile:

  24. Downcount — June 8, 2005 @ 9:14 am

    Well this stuff is different… I’ll say that. But not bad

  25. Michael Shipley — June 8, 2005 @ 5:11 am

    Oh no I’m much too hot. I don’t want all you girls to fall in love with me or anything. :mrgreen:

  26. c0br4 — June 8, 2005 @ 5:10 am

    Oh wait, for some reason I got the impression that daanish wrote the songs, sorry… But it was still a good idea

  27. c0br4 — June 8, 2005 @ 5:08 am

    DAANISH….

    I have to admit the songs made me laugh enough to listen to them all, it says on myspace that you live in NY, it is not difficult to find where MK+ASH lives. So why don’t you go and see them… obviously knocking on the door won’t work, so for example if you skateboard just go and skate with some mates around that area I have seen photo’s of them walking their dogs, and dog-walking is a daily thing (or should be). So just do a days skating, if they “come out to play” or go to walk the dogs go and chat, just to break the ice. if you are “smooth” :cool: then one thing could lead to another.

    I live in the UK and skateboard, if I ever came to new york then I would probably do a days skating in that area, if you get kicked off. Take a tip from the DC video, bring your own body guard :grin:

  28. Laura — June 8, 2005 @ 4:55 am

    Me too

  29. ice — June 8, 2005 @ 4:54 am

    I agree

  30. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 4:53 am

    Yah Michael! Send a picture! Also, what do u do for a living? Tell us abt. urself! U do such a great job on this website!

  31. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 4:52 am

    Michael- Send us a pic. of u!

  32. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 4:50 am

    Daanish- Let us listen to your songs. If not, don’t talk the talk before you walk the walk!!!

  33. ice — June 8, 2005 @ 3:50 am

    yeah he has some talent but 22 songs uuu thats a lot of songs!!! good luck

    mk is so hot:twisted: :twisted:

    greetings from slovenia!!

  34. Laura — June 8, 2005 @ 3:45 am

    Wow. :shock: I listened to all three of the songs AND read the lyrics, and I just got REALLY annoyed for a second. And surprisingly, it had nothing to do with my feelings for the musician’s talent. it was because I seriously thought all three songs were SO pointless :!: and shouldn’t have been posted on this website. I subscribe to this site to get the latest scoop on MK&A, NOT to be informed of some tribute some random obsessed fan has made honoring them. I can see how one may find humor in those songs, but if I want funny I’ll subscribe to a joke-of-the-day column! :!:

    I like this website because its a place MARYKATE & ASHLEY fans can go to in order to find the newest up to date info on the twin’s wherabouts, and daily encounters…Although that particular olsen twin fan sure loves the olsens, the fact is, he has NO affiliation with either twin whatsoever so to me that was a waste of time.:roll: Not to mention I wasted my time writing this but I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut!

    So thanks for reading all that if you did and if you disagree, then I’ll agree to disagree with you, please save your complaints for some other time.

    Thanks & good day!

  35. kaz — June 8, 2005 @ 1:55 am

    Hello, Daanish. You said:

    but here’s a message for this guy (from the one and only DAANISH):

    i am way better than you, you are just another sucker,
    if you think you write better songs than me, than you are just a stupid mother ******

    My question is, was that comment for me? Did you write those songs, first of, I meant no harm, just merely saying your a good guy, got some talent and some great layout rhymes with your lyrics, did not mean to piss you off, if you want my opinion (im going to give it anyways) mary kate and ashley are wonderfull - nice, fun to talk to and have a laugh with, fair enough you may have a crush on her, but writing a ******* song (25?!) even if they are good or not you need to get a life, its to god damn weird to write 25 songs for mary kate, and dont go slagging of all other commenters on this site and think your the “don” take critism, its the best form of feedback one can get.

    Respect.
    -Kaz

  36. Anonymous — June 8, 2005 @ 1:55 am

    Great!:lol:

  37. SK — June 8, 2005 @ 12:59 am

    Co0L

  38. uzi the badbay don killer — June 7, 2005 @ 10:23 pm

    good lyrics butt…. you know what saying isyou may be good
    but as long as im here you will be second
    if only i could put my lyrics here dont how you see
    plus i sing my own songs
    anyway they are good

  39. QueenBee — June 7, 2005 @ 9:29 pm

    dat is so wiked:twisted:

  40. roman — June 7, 2005 @ 9:23 pm

    Cool:!:

  41. Michalis Benakis — June 7, 2005 @ 6:07 pm

    as a lyrics-writer i see you’ve got the good talent of writing my friend daanish! but i bet that if both twins see your songs they’ll vomit!
    try to use more common words and more calm songs….

    i’m the official lyrics-writer of the band Grave Of Glory and i now the work of writing!

    Take a look at this!
    http://homepages.pathfinder.gr/graveofglory/lyrics

    you can see the lyrics i wrote and the band puplished them to an album!

    Good luck against your new enemy from New York!

  42. Anonymous — June 7, 2005 @ 5:21 pm

    AND YOU! DAANISH.
    do not call my anonymous, I´ve got a name.. bag lady no 1

  43. Anonymous — June 7, 2005 @ 5:20 pm

    DOG? UUH I RATHER CALL MY SELF A SPLANDED CAT!! MOOUHA COME SHOW ME WHAT U GOT LITTLE DAANISH

  44. Daanish — June 7, 2005 @ 5:16 pm

    hey ANONYMOUS…..u better shut up or i will make a song on you.

    p.s. here’s a message for u (ANONYMOS):-

    it’s time to take u out
    make u restin in pieces
    i am gonna eat u alive dog
    try finding your bones in my feaces.:twisted:

  45. Anonymous — June 7, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

    Daanish: haha you´re a looser. understand he´s better then you. B E T T E R!! moouha..

  46. Daanish — June 7, 2005 @ 4:41 pm

    the no. one fan of MK on this whole planet is me. if that baldy is writing twenty-two songs, then i will write fifty.
    oh it’s true…it’s damn true.

    mr.baldy….i will make you my bitch.

    REST….In….Peace!!:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

  47. Daanish — June 7, 2005 @ 4:34 pm

    the songs are good. looks like i have competition.

    but here’s a message for this guy (from the one and only DAANISH):

    i am way better than you, you are just another sucker,
    if you think you write better songs than me, than you are just a stupid mother ******.:twisted:

    peace out.

  48. kaz — June 7, 2005 @ 4:33 pm

    hey im kaz, im at nyu and study at the gallatin. aint going to ******** and say i see them all the time but ashley is one of my classes, i think im going to tell her about this. its quite amusing actually, but no doubt that guy has some talent, he seems to really really like her

  49. Bill — June 7, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

    I thought that the music was good or great depends on your mood, and I think the Olsen Twins are very good lookin’ and I’d like to see or meet them, but I know they are busy an ect… the thought was good. I like to say hello and good luck for the future ahead of them.

  50. Michael Shipley — June 7, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

    He seems to have a LOT of friends. Mostly female!Lol!

  51. meg — June 7, 2005 @ 12:17 pm

    WHOA! I AM LIKE FRIENDS WITH HIM ON MYSPACE!!!!!

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