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>> Twelve Days of a Mary-Kate and Ashley Holiday

December 26th, 2006 - General

I wanted to give Mary-Kate and Ashley something special for the holidays but I coudn't find a thing until I thought, how about..

The Twelve Days of a
Mary-Kate and Ashley Holiday

On the 1st day
Michael gave to us...

A Partridge that is scary


"Feelin lucky punk?"

On the 2nd day 
Michael gave to us...

Two Fertile Doves

 
"I saw me a pooty tat!"

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 3rd day 
Michael gave to us...

Three Baby Benzs


"Ich Liebe Dich."

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 4th day 
Michael gave to us...

Four Appalling Nerds


"No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends."

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 5th day 
Michael gave to us...

Five Olden Kings


"I'm not old! My sperm works!"

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 6th day 
Michael gave to us...

Six Greeks A-Lying


"I cannot tell a lie, I am a liar."

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 7th day 
Michael gave to us...

Seven Cons A-Skimming


"Yes! I am now Michael Shipley!"

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 8th day 
Michael gave to us...

Eight Spade's A-Shleping


"If I don't go home with these girl just shoot me."

  • Seven Cons A-Skimming7

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 9th day 
Michael gave to us...

Nine Bradys Dancing


"Oh Greg... Oh Marcia..."

  • Eight Spade's A-Shleping

  • Seven Cons A-Skimming7

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 10th day 
Michael gave to us...

Ten Lords A-Leaping


"Yes I know Chanukah isn't a Jewish Christmas shut up."

  • Nine Brady's Dancing

  • Eight Spade's A-Shleping

  • Seven Cons A-Skimming7

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 11th day 
Michael gave to us...

Eleven Diapers Dripping


"Ugh."

  • Ten Lords A-Leaping

  • Nine Brady's Dancing

  • Eight Spade's A-Shleping

  • Seven Cons A-Skimming7

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

On the 12th day 
Michael gave to us...

Twelve Plumbers Plumbing


"Wise guy eh? Why you...BONK!"

  • Eleven Diapers Dripping

  • Ten Lords A-Leaping

  • Nine Brady's Dancing

  • Eight Spade's A-Shleping

  • Seven Cons A-Skimming7

  • Six Greeks A-Lying

  • Five Olden Kings

  • Four Appalling Nerds

  • Three Baby Benzs

  • Two Fertile Doves

  • and a Partridge that is scary

And last but not least KSTNY!

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28 Comments

  1. heeeeeeeei — January 2, 2007 @ 12:14 am

    the song in the film was stupid, but mary-kate and ashley was sexy as always. from your biggest fan

  2. Anonymous — December 31, 2006 @ 4:19 am

    That was creepy. :neutral:

  3. Michael Shipley — December 29, 2006 @ 6:56 pm

    Theatrical Release Date: 12/29/2006
    http://movies.aol.com/movie/factory-girl/25513/main

    but ive heard it will only be at a few theatres initially. prob to see if its gets good reviews. if it does it will be released nation wide.

    “Hey Michael do you no when factory girl comes out?”

  4. Michael Shipley — December 29, 2006 @ 6:15 pm

    thanks. :wink:

    “Hahah!! that is so0o funny! Good Job Michael, you’re really talented..

    Comment by Danace”

  5. Danace — December 29, 2006 @ 5:24 pm

    Hahah!! that is so0o funny! Good Job Michael, you’re really talented..

  6. Anonymous — December 29, 2006 @ 1:19 am

    Hey Michael do you no when factory girl comes out?

  7. Anonymous — December 29, 2006 @ 1:18 am

    Hey Michael do you no when factory girl comes out?

  8. Michael Shipley — December 28, 2006 @ 7:03 pm

    no disprespect intended.

    “hey mike ,i dont actually agree wid de 10th day u hav given them.its not right to hav a pic on jesus like that[i mean makin fun].please i request u never to make fun of jesus again.”

  9. Anonymous — December 27, 2006 @ 4:29 pm

    hey really interesting page !!

  10. Anonymous — December 27, 2006 @ 3:38 pm

    anyways merry christmas n never forget jesus who is the central part of christmas.
    please accept my request[which i hav sent before this coment

  11. Anonymous — December 27, 2006 @ 3:35 pm

    hey mike ,i dont actually agree wid de 10th day u hav given them.its not right to hav a pic on jesus like that[i mean makin fun].please i request u never to make fun of jesus again.

  12. Rick — December 27, 2006 @ 11:30 am

    Where did you get that pic of “The Three Stooges” Michael? That’s up in the hallway where I work (here in little f-ing Iowa)! LOL! I luv you buddy! HaHa! Merry X-Mas and Happy New Year! MK&A — The Goddesses Of The Universe (in my humble estimation)! Love You Michael! Love You MK&A! Sincerely, Rick Morris (A Fan Forever)!!!!!!!! :) ;)

  13. riley keough — December 27, 2006 @ 9:58 am

    nice boob ash

  14. Just JAM — December 27, 2006 @ 9:22 am

    MARY-kitten. LOL

  15. Just JAM — December 27, 2006 @ 9:21 am

    oh im not laughing at your 12 days of Mary-kate and Ashley im laughing at people’s comments of what they have seen.

  16. Just JAM — December 27, 2006 @ 9:20 am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    lol.

  17. Anonymous — December 27, 2006 @ 9:01 am

    u got 2 b kiddin me
    i still dont think u did dat
    not cute at all
    lol
    da whole thing was really irrelevant

  18. MCR — December 27, 2006 @ 3:45 am

    I didn’tget it :?: MARRY XMAS any way

  19. Adi — December 27, 2006 @ 12:14 am

    cool

  20. Aisha — December 27, 2006 @ 12:13 am

    Merry xmas that was great!

  21. michelle — December 27, 2006 @ 12:09 am

    I didn’t get it :S byr Merry-Xmas MK and ASH, I really mean it, you deserv it :wink:

  22. zaina — December 26, 2006 @ 11:34 pm

    soooooo silly & stupied….
    i dont think that its funny:wink:

  23. Daya — December 26, 2006 @ 11:22 pm

    that was like the stupidest thing i ever saw

  24. Michael Shipley — December 26, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

    merry xmas to you too kstny. :grin:

  25. kstny — December 26, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

    MERRY X-MASS: michael, mk&a…AND ALL OF U!!!!…

    from me & mary-kitten!!!…

    thanks, kstny…(kstny.com)

  26. Kaaaroooliiineee — December 26, 2006 @ 8:04 pm

    :shock:

  27. Romy — December 26, 2006 @ 6:50 pm

    NOT FUNNY, and what’s it got to do with MK and A :???:

  28. Ânne — December 26, 2006 @ 6:24 pm

    :razz:First to comment! Funny^^

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