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Here are the top 3 totally cynical stories you need to know on Mary-Kate and Ashley’s 21st burp-day.
1. Totally Cynical "Thanks for the Happy Birthday!" from Ashley and Mary-Kate
Totally cynical not really personal thank you from Dualstar intern Georgina who is THIS close to being fired (opens new window)
Well isn’t that special.
It seem as if Mary-Kate and Ashley have taken time from their busy "Day of Doing Nothing So Suck It" schedule to order Georgina, the Dualstar intern/slave/doormat, to pretend she is them and thank everyone for their "Happy birthday Mary-Kate & Ashley" birthday wishes.
How totally, cynically, insincerely, nice of them.
Btw, what’s wrong with that picture up there?
That’s right, it’s Ashley in both photos. Ha! How cynical of Georgina to think we wouldn’t notice. Lame.
Get your act together Georgina or it’s back to the MK&A >=Row-> factory sweat shop and bordello back in Bulgaria where we found you. Some people just don’t appreciate anything.
2.Totally Cynical Video clip of Mary-Kate Shoplifting at Antiquarius Jewelry Store in Beverly Hills
Actually I don’t blame her, they charge too much. But still, it’s totally cynical of her. For some reason.
3. Totally Cynical Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Buying Birthday Gifts For Each Other
Yeah right, pay no attention it’s all for the cameras folks. Move along, nothing real to see here.
This concludes a not totally serious totally cynical post.
Btw, happy birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley. 
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hey, I´m from Uruguay and I just wanted to say that I follow MK and A since I was a little girl and I hope they continue their acting career
je suis trop votre fan
haha both looks lyk ashley
but then the right one is mk
I’t obvious that on right is MK!!!
..or maybe this is just another Joke! c’mon michael shipley, tell us you’re just joking!!
I am not saying that i’m a Mary-Kate and Ashley expert. But it is so OBVIOUS that it’s MK on right!
MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HOPE YOU GIRLS WILL KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND KEEP YOUR PRODUCTS COMING. AGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Mary-Kate needs t lose some weight! Wow, getting fatter by the minute!
ashley is waaaay prettier than mk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To A Very Happy Birthday to BEAUTIFUL Mary Kate AND Ashley.
** Dave Kingstone
To A Very Happy Birthday to BEAUTIFUL Mary Kate AND Ashley.
Wish for you the fulfillment
of all your fondest dreams.
Wish that for every candle
on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
Wish for you that whatever you want most in life,
it comes to you,just the way you imagined it,
or better.
Wish You a very happy birthday
haha yea i kinda figured that haha!!!!!
There is a reason for michael’s madness he just hasn’t explained it to us yet thats all.
OF COURSE ITS MARY KATE. MK’S FACE IS NARROWER. HOW CAN YOU GET THAT WRONG? ITS 100% MK OLSEN. Y WOULD SOMEONE FROM DUALSTAR GET THAT WRONG???? ITS MARY KATE!!!!!!!!!
It’s totally Mary-Kate on the right. I was surprised YOU mistook her for Ashley!
Does anyone know what they did for their birthday???
yep
i think that is MK
It’s MK on the right…it’s just the angle makes it seem like it’s Ash in both pics…and MK’s hair is bleach blonde in the photo way lighter than Ash’s!!!!
indeed Mary-kate has different lips, and also here eyes and eyebrows are different, oh and het nose…
it’s mary-kate! I’m sure 
are you kidding it’s definitely mk on the right. her lips are way thinner.
are you kidding it’s definitely mk on the right. her lips are way thinner.
hey, in that pic it is mary kate honestly it does look like ash but i swear its MK. its just the wrong angle. im not arguing with anyone im just sayin what i think and im positive its MK.
Have a nice day everyone!!!
Omg thank you for the comment on both pics being Ashley. I def dont concider myself a MK&A expert but have been a fan my whole life. And i kept staring at those images thinking to myself man those both look like Ashley…but it cant be (since its supposed to represent both twins)…it was driving me nuts…lol
Sorry Ashley I am truely sorry for spelling your name incorrect especially on your birthday Sorry.
Happy Birthday Mary Kate and Ashlet Lots Of Love And Kisses
lol… i tho;ught was so funny when i saw that on the site… cant fool the fans though!
Yaaaah first to comment
and hahaha