>> The Day I Hacked Dualstar
I was cruising the net searching for sites to hack -- it's ok, I'm licensed to hack by the DHS -- when what to my wandering eyes did appear? A web site so secret they thought they had nothing to fear! And that site was -- the new secret Dualstar website! Hahahaha! You can run but you can't hide from the...
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There was one slight problem though. The site was locked up tighter than an 18 year old Amish virgin. This site had the most advanced state of the art anti-hacking technology known to man. Why those arrogant fools. Did they not know the power of my supercomputer distributed bot zombie web site hacking network? Took about 4 nanoseconds to get in. I have to give them props on their security. I usually get in in 2.
I took a look around and BAM! I hit the mother load baby! All the secret files you could ever want! Everything you ever wanted to know about MK&A but weren't allowed to ask due to ironclad NDA agreements written by the one and only Larry "Sorry, No Lubricant" Stein himself.
Hey, buddy, psst, I got a sample. Wanna taste?
I found out one of Dualstar's most closely guarded corporate secrets. A secret that, if ever revealed, sort of like McDonalds secret sauce, could quite possibly collapse the whole Dualstar empire and probably the whole world economy as well. A secret that everyone has been dieing to know ever since MK&A became legal. That secret is the answer to the simple question:
Who really is -- the cute one?
That's right! I now know the answer to that question! And now you can too for the low low price of 5 million crisp clean non-sequential unmarked American dollars bills. Email me and I'll give you my Cayman Island bank account number. No need to involve the IRS.
And do you know what else I found? Nothing because your a sucker. There was nothing to hack it's open to the public. Man you are gullible. I did find something interesting though -- a press kit. I downloaded it and found a couple very nice hq photos, not scans, photos, of Ashley from Harper's Bazaar Magazine. Cool.
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Hello mk and ash how are you??:grin:
Isso tudo esta um show ,,,,ops maravilhosas como sempre.
Talita from Brazil
I lov you
ash looks good all tha time & mk 2
aka peaceout
soooo cool
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cool wery cool
Luv you too! xoxoxo :*
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee.Hey can you teach me how to hack into dulstar:?:
:cool:.Love the picts
RIGHT ON! BITCH, I LIKE THIS PRINCESS CHARACTER SHE GIVE A LOT OF SPARK to the DISCUSSION. I don’t like hearing the same thing. ooh I love m-k and ash and I want to kiss their ass.
****. this thing wont let me use the word S L U T?????WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF **** this ****. this **** is ********. now my entire ******* comment is going to ******* be filled with those little ******* stars. well **** that.
bitch.
****.
*****.
****.
******* ******.
****.
whored out slutted bitched out ******* ******-ish ****.
ps. love u
haha we SO are. wait til next month u little whorre. devils unite. love u btich.
and word to the wise, dont touch. i not only bite;) i btich and BURN.
fcuk off *****.
this is real?
So beautiful:cool:
OMG OMG!!!! LOL I AM SO 20!!!
Yeah. Funny story. aka cool
very nice girls
Ellyn,
Lol. Thanks. I like to make my visitors work for the their photos so I make them read my stupid stories to get to them. I always say it’s better to teach a person to fish for their photos than to just give them the photos. Or something like that.
Great stuff!! Good pic of Ashley! I think I’ll send a resume to Dualstar.
hah aforgot to mention….u were right. i AM a “devil”
haha
guess what bitch misses her bitch? yea.
my Xs and Os are bigger and badder.
this is stupid. stick to news and photographs. don’t be an idiot.
ashley u r best!!
she is so pretty!
omg wat append there lmao it was a pissa though me m8 says it was ded stupid but i was entertained 4 the pas second lol:lol:
OK what was that?hahaha lol:lol:
hahaha michael you’ve lost it! but this did entertain me. you have a very distinct voice in your writing, so i can bare your ridiculous posts.
thanks for the pictures! never seen such high quality ones before.
Ha. What a man will become if obsessed by these little demons. You should be a warning to all of us. Keep it up!
haha, i was thinking of the same thing. your are so funny. i always wonder how you can write this stuff.
ADd,
When it comes to being accused of being funny I use insanity as my defense.
i know who’s the cute one…. ashley is amazing too but mk is just mk and she means the world to me
OMG your so funny, how you come up wit that stuff
Woow third to comment..i totaly agree with you starchild..ashley is so pretty
god michael your sooo funny lol
NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!
Nice pics of ashley… OLD but still Full Of MAGIC!!!