>> Speaking Of Trolls…. - 24Olsen
The sneaky troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen isn't getting away that easy! This past August the U.S. Attorney's office closed the case regarding Heath Ledger's death which meant that the Olsen troll didn't have to testify. Well, Heath's insurance company ReliaStar now wants to speak to her. Like any typical insurance company, ReliaStar (owned by ING) is trying to find ways to get out of paying Heath's $10 million policy. The insurance whores are investigating the possiblity that Heath committed suicide which would void the policy. Heath's death was officially ruled as an accidental overdose.
A lawyer for Heath's estate is now suing the company for being cheap bitches and nosy skanks. ReliaStar responded to the lawsuit by saying they are "entitled to investigate Plaintiff's claim to determine if the 'Suicide' provision is applicable." They also claim that Heath lied on the policy application about whether he was taking prescription pills.
ReliaStar wants to talk to the troll to find out what she knows about Heath's death. If the feds can't get to her, what makes ReliaStar think they can? They can bring her a fresh plate of roasted chipmunk bones and boiled frog warts, but she's not opening her lips! The only time she opens her mouth is to say "prune."
I hope they do catch her, though. I hear her wicked snicker in the middle of the night and I know she's just laughing at all of us! Your day is coming, troll!
Source: NY Post
Seriously
