After being raped multiple times by extremely smelly sex starved hobos and then being kidnapped and raped many many times by Al Qaeda terrorists who smelled suspiciously of goat, she decides it wasn't a very good idea. She also reportedly refused to sign autographs.

credit: Angelic Twins Mka Olsen

Note: Comments are now in reverse order, newest first.

28 Comments

KaroLine, or whatever — December 12, 2005 @ 1:23 am

What?!?! You calling MY Ashleyashley for a BITCH?!?!?

Anonymous — April 27, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

MK IS SOO GORGEOUS

katie — April 6, 2005 @ 9:31 pm

she is not a bitch! who can blame her?

anonymous — March 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm

I HATE TERRONISTS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous — March 24, 2005 @ 7:26 am

People on this are so stupid! “Is it true? She got raped!? I HATE TERRORISTS FOR MESSING WITH ASHLEYYYYY!!!!” Quit being so gullible.

anonymous — March 21, 2005 @ 3:50 pm

get a life terronists!

anonymous — March 21, 2005 @ 3:16 pm

i hate terronists!

Anonymous — March 20, 2005 @ 10:58 pm

I HATE TERROSISTS…but did mk really get raped?

Anonymous — March 19, 2005 @ 6:53 am

mka are the greatest leave them alone stop putting up all this stuff of ther personal life… HOW WOULD ULIKE It?

J — March 17, 2005 @ 7:58 pm

I HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO MEET HER.

anonymous — March 17, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

i hate you terronist!

anonomous — March 17, 2005 @ 7:18 am

shut the hell up you!!the olsen twins rockrew u and go to and sk

Anonymous — March 16, 2005 @ 4:32 am

iz it 2rue did dhe really get raped?

Teisha — March 15, 2005 @ 4:33 pm

Whats paparazzie I think I have heard it befor but I don’t know what it means.

liaaa — March 15, 2005 @ 11:58 am

they are just leaving the showbizz…
i don’t know but it looks like they want to let it go and start a new life far away from all the cameras and paparazzi that surround them all the time…
good luck fro them…

Michael Shipley — March 15, 2005 @ 11:32 am

Anonymous: Hehe.

Anonymous — March 15, 2005 @ 11:19 am

i dont understand why all you kids dont get that these are jokes. funny jokes. not mean spirated jokes.. just humor. learn to tell fact from fiction little ones. to whoever writes all this… i think you are extremely clever.. keep it up!

anonymous — March 14, 2005 @ 9:18 pm

I hate terronists!

Teisha — March 14, 2005 @ 1:56 pm

You no you shouldn’t not hate people you should just say I diclike them.

Anonymous — March 14, 2005 @ 11:15 am

leave the twins alone,how would you like it if people started making **** up about you and smashing you all over tv, and internet?

uzi_the_don — March 14, 2005 @ 5:31 am

yh is this terrorist stuff real i swear
if it is i aint responsible for
my own actions i hate terrorrists, hopefully ashley is ok

Daanish — March 13, 2005 @ 1:06 am

is ashley wearing the same pair of cowboy boots
that mary-kate wore last month??

p.s. is the terrorist and all that stuff true?

Michael Shipley — March 12, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

Zra: No.

Zra — March 12, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

did this really happen?

uzi_the_don — March 12, 2005 @ 7:19 pm

it aint her fault, this is happening to her, shes a human
being, and coz of what happening i think
its tottally up to her if she wants to give out
autographs,

uzi_the_don — March 12, 2005 @ 7:12 pm

is this true, coz i’m angry of what people are doing
i swear if i get me hands on those terrorrists ill make wm hurt an pay
for wht they did i swear to god thts abt it, no terrorist will live.

Michael Shipley — March 12, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

Ciccio: Yes always.

Ciccio — March 12, 2005 @ 4:07 pm

Michael, Do the twins usually walk with the bodyguards?

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