


Mr. Blackwell has released his list of the worst-dressed ladies in Hollywood in 2007. While Victoria Beckham topped the list, Mary-Kate Olsen cam in third!
“YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain,” Blackwell wrote in a press release today, “she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”
“This past year stands out as one of the most disastrous fashion years in recent memory-as well as being a particularly eye-popping moment in Tinsel-Town where several worst-dressed repeat offenders suffered collective meltdowns.”
“From pop Princesses to movie stars to “It” girls on their way “Out,” this catastrophic crop of couture clowns are truly tragic in the design department. Let it be said, however, that my criticisms are based purely on their fashion flaws-I’m sure they’re all wonderful people beneath the deluge of dreck they drape themselves in.”
I guess Blackwell isn’t one for originality! The girls who topped his best dressed list this year–Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, and Katie Holmes–are gorgeous, fashionable women, but are short on that personal style and pizzazz MK has!Other worst dressed winners included Amy Winehouse, Kelly Clarkson, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne.
It seems the most popular Spice Girl has topped Mr. Blackwell's 48th Annual Worst-Dressed Women List. He says of Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."
Amy Winehouse, Mary-Kate Olsen, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan also appeared on the list. Is it just me or does it seem a tad harsh for Victoria to be number one?
Mr. Blackwell declined to put Britney Spears on the list because he felt it was "inappropriate." He added, "I hope 2008 is a better year for her."
That was very respectful of him!
The masked man who makes fashion-focused celebs quiver annually with his poison pen, Mr. Blackwell, has released his take on 2007's worst fashion offenders. Britney Spears was spared this year ("I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her," says Mr. Blackwell. Care to comment, Dr. Phil?). From least offensive to most offensive, Blackwell's sartorial derelicts of the year are: Alison Arngrim [Who? -Ed], Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Eva Green, Kelly Clarkson, Fergie, Mary Kate Olsen, Amy Winehouse, and Victoria Beckham. And while we've never missed an opportunity to mock any of these girls' outfits when deserving, even we aren't quick to be all-out haters that easily. Which is why, after the jump, we present the best looks of the year from the few, the proud, the Mr. Blackwell's Worst-Dressed 2007.
Victoria Beckham: A new-age Annie Hall! They don't call the girl "posh" for nothing.
Amy Winehouse: Somewhat precious, yet somehow still manages to channel Billie Holliday. No one sings the blues today quite like Amy.
Mary-Kate Olsen: We always thought no one could look good in white. We were wrong.
Fergie: If only she would always stick to structured and sweet looks like this!
Kelly Clarkson: We never met a dress with pockets we didn't like.
Eva Green: va-Va-VA-VOOOOOM
Avril Lavigne: Hey, at least she's not wearing combat boots or anything plaid.
Jessica Simpson: Who knew J.Simp had tailored and classic in her?!
Lindsay Lohan: The cooter is covered, the color is divine.
Alison Angrim: Oh come on - this bitch was last on TV decades ago - why does Mr. Blackwell even care about her?
[All photos via FilmMagic and Bauer Griffin.]
Victoria Beckham Tops Worst-Dressed List [AP]
Posh Spice Tops Mr. Blackwell's Worst-Dressed List [US Weekly]
Who is this catty old queen? This relic is always releasing this list as if it's as important as People's "25 Sexiest Hoes" issue. Is it for a magazine? Maybe this meant something way back when Hedda Hopper was his best gal friend and they drank sidecars and got water from the well and he lost his lover in the Hindenberg disaster. But damn, this queen is naming Nellie from "Little House On The Prairie"? What did she ever do to him? She's alive and on the red carpet? Anyway, keep reading after the jump for what he had to say about everybody.
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Mr. Blackwell's top 10 worst dressed list is after the jump.
10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."
9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."
8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"
6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"
5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"
4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"
2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above...tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."
1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."
The fashion community is torn over Victoria Beckham. The New York Times' Cathy Horyn has heaped scorn on her both in print and in her blog, but W and Elle have put the former and once-again Spice Girl on their covers. Mr. Blackwell, whose infamous annual Worst Dressed List was released today, has no such reservations. Yahoo News reports that the designer-turned-critic put Beckham at the top of his list, saying, "In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em." He's just as vicious about Mary-Kate Olsen: "She resembles a tattered toothpicktrapped in a hurricane." Olsen, whose new lines The Row and Elizabeth and James are doing gangbusters, is laughing all the way to the bank.
I am a huge fan of Victoria Beckham, so I am very disappointed that she topped Mr. Blackwell annual "Worst Dressed Celebrity List"Above is a picture of Eva Green, Posh and Little Nellie from Little House on the Prairie. The three of them are on Mr. Blackwell's 48th Annual Worst-Dressed list. That old bat needs to give it up. Eva Green?! He's fucking lost it. If I was a woman....ok, if I was a biological woman I'd dress exactly like Eva. She is the most glamorous woman in the world. She should be on the best list and she should be the only one on that list. Mr. Blackwell forgot to put himself on his own list, because he's looking beat! He also included Little Nellie which is totally bizarre, but whatever. It's his party. Here's his list:
10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."
9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."
8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"
6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"
5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"
4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"
2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."
1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."
Last year's #1 loser, Britney Spears, was left off his list, because he said she needs a break. Isn't that nice of him. But EVA GREEN?! If you ask me most of the women on his worst-dressed belong on his best. At least they take chances. His best-dressed list is filled with bores like Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Beyonce, Helen Mirren, Katherine Heigl and some other hags.
EVA GREEN?!
Source: UsWeekly
Self appointed style icon Victoria Beckham tops Mr. Blackwell’s annual Worst-Dressed list.
The 86-year-old fashion critic disses Posh for wearing one “skinny-mini monstrosity after another.”
Amy Winehouse ranks second on the list for her “exploding beehives” and “tacky polka-dots.”
Mary Kate Olsen is third. She’s described as a “tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane.”
Fergie’s number four, followed by Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim.
Britney Spears has made the list in the past, but Mr. Blackwell says he gave her a break this year because her “personal life is in such upheaval.”
Blackwell also released a Fabulous Fashion Independents list that included Reese Witherspoon, Jemima Khan, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchett.
Our thoughts?
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Another year, another Worst-Dressed List from the infamous Mr. Blackwell, who singles out his “Ten Titans of Taste-Free Terrors” from 2007 for his 48th Annual List. Topping his list is Victoria Beckham, whom he calls out for her “skinny-mini monstrosities”. Next up is Amy Winehouse, whom he calls a “part 50’s car-hop horror,” and Mary-Kate Olsen, whom Blackwell says “she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane.” Ouch! Also making the list: Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim. But the fashion critic does offer this salve to the style-challenged, explaining “Let it be said, however, that my criticisms are based purely on their fashion flaws — I’m sure they’re all wonderful people beneath the deluge of dreck they drape themselves in.”
Mr. Blackwell also singles out the women he finds truly fashionable. Reese Witherspoon, Jemima Khan, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchett all make the cut. And for those of you who might be surprised that Britney Spears didn’t make a repeat performance, Mr. Blackwell explains “I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”
Tell us: Do you agree with Mr. Blackwell’s list? Is Posh truly the worst dressed star in Hollywood?
Ashley Olsen was decked out in all black while running some errands in Beverly Hills on January 6. I wonder what’s in the dress bag!
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Source: Olsen Files
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