>> Paris Hilton Agrees to Mary-Kate's Peace Terms
Apparently the major event at the Golden Globes wasn't the handing out of awards. It was the agreement by Paris to Mary-Kate's peace terms.
The event has been dubbed by the press as the Paris Admitting She's a Boyfriend Stealing Bitch Accords.
I obtained a copy of the agreement from one of the many spies I have that riddle Dualstar's offices. Among the many demands for restitution, one stood out as particularly strange. Item four, paragraph eight was titled:
"Being Lucca's Bitch"
The document defined Being Lucca's Bitch as performing a series of tasks for Lucca on a daily basis. Those tasks included but were not limited to:
- walking
- feeding
- bathing
- massaging
- grooming
- being Lucca's chew toy
This should be tough for Paris because as we all know she usually is the bitch-er and not the bitch-ee. My prediction? She'll abrogate the agreement after a few days, screaming: "I can't take the bitch-ee life!" and the war will be back on. Stay tuned.
The Paris Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen feud may be over. The uber-rich socialites had been on the outs and at one time in an interview with W magazine, Olsen admitted the two were having trouble once Paris started dating MK’s ex Stavros Niarchos.
In the interview Mary Kay said, "Paris and I always only had nice things to say about each other. Now I guess you can tell we're not talking. It's a hurtful and painful subject. I miss him and I love him, and I don't speak with him anymore.
Now Life & Stlyle will report that all is well in the Friday edition of the magazine.
All was forgiven on Jan. 16 at a Golden Globes party in Beverly Hills, the item in the magazine dishes.
According to a witness, the two were seated next to each other — and by the end of the night, they had made peace. “They were both over it,” says a pal.
“They just required the right circumstances to bury the hatchet.” And 10 days later, on Jan. 26, the new three amigos — Paris, MK and Stavros — all hung out at LA hotspot Teddy’s.
But a witness says that although they appeared to be having a good time, MK seemed a little jealous: “She was kind of on the sidelines, looking like she felt left out.”
It will be interesting to see if the truce lasts.
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my initial shock was surprised. it seems that mary-kate forgives paris for what she does. obviously there was not a problem before, tabloids are always there to twisting the story. i’ll never know the truth but as long as you’re happy mary-kate, i’m happy too.
Paris Hilton is such a Bitch!!! she doesnt deserve to be your Friend Mk…:roll:
ps. If mary-kate & ashley see this please come to england!!!!!!
paris= the worldz biggest *****
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And Ash I cant forget u!
KEEP IT UP MK! IM UR BIGGEST FAN ! I MEAN #1 FAN!
I never trusted Paris. in fact, she is such a liar!I HATE HER!!!:evil:
:evil:MK rules!!!!!
Mary-kate, why would you WANT to become friends with Paris? She’s a dumb mole who ***** all over her friends to get to guys! My ‘friend’ Lane does the same to all of us and let me tell you SHE IS NOT POPULAR! Paris doesn’t deserve ur forgiveness if you ask me! As if you’re going to read this anyway
good luck…
vou ête tro bel
i agree with jamie but not with anynomous because i hate that *******, the olsen’s don’t want you so back of!!!!!!!!!!:evil:
Great job MK!:smile:Keep it up!!:wink:
MKA YOU GUYS ROCK! IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!:razz:Oh and the Hilton thing keep it up!!:lol:
I Hate Paris Hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!:evil:
ya…thats messed up PAris is the most retarted person ever who agrees with me do n-e of ya do/?/…….mistry:roll:
…..and they all lived hopefully ever after.:neutral:
Can u Interpret facial expression and say what they mean?
Cristian, who the hell! r u talking too. there is only one anynomous comment before your one. R u telling me that u can read the facial expression of happy meaning that the anynomous person is thinking about something dirty he wants to do with the olsen twins as well as slanging u off at the same time. U must be a magnificient face reader if u can read thoses faces.
eeeeee am glad what paris done to you mary-kate because i think you look like a monkey you are a bich and so is ashley:lol:
omg!!i cant belive what that bitch paris has done.Mary-kate i would do anythink to meet you.I went to new york but i only wanted ot go so i could see you and ashley but i diddnt:cry:any way i cant belive wat pariss done to you:mad: :mad:she is a devil:twisted:
okay, i don’t understand why it’s mary-kate who said her peaces terms, it should be the reverse no? I missed a episode?
mk? are you ever at this page to see the coments? well, if you are….. Paris isn’t THAT nice, is she??? and anyways, why forgive her for what she did?… but it’s very kind of you, but that’s just my point of view…:oops:
I just love Mary-Kate and Ashley:mrgreen:
Paris. she s sooo weird.. and now she is trying to make friend with MK. so weird..
Keep it up MK!! your the best. and Ashley too.
That’s nice to hear. It is good hear that Paris is trying to make peace and change her attitude.
yeah i think mk shouldnt of made up with her she is up to something she is not a nice person mk is just going to get bhurt again and i think ashley is the only one who can see this love fay
mmm….i dont trust Paris one little bit. i think this is just sum evil plan of hers. I think shes pretending to be friends with MK again to make her seem like a nice person. Paris is going 2 be releasing her album soon..(o my, i cant wait….can u sense the sarcasim?!) & this is just sum publisity stunt so people will buy her crap…sorry, i mean CD.
Im on to u Paris!!!!!
hmm weird!