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Olsen Twins News Archive - September 2004

Thursday, Sept.-30-2004
New York Minute DVD review

Bellaonline.com - I thoroughly enjoyed this movie and recommended it to my twin sister as well. The ending was a happy one and a nice finish to a happy, upbeat movie. Great soundtrack too! Double thumbs-up for this DVD. It's a winner!

Thursday, Sept.-30-2004
Ashton: "MK&A are a couple of punks"

Teenhollywood.com - Hollywood heart-throb Ashton Kutcher is warning his fellow celebrities to be on a careful lookout - he's just signed up for three more seasons of his hit prank show Punk'd, despite promising his most recent series would be his last. His new targets include his Guess Who's Coming To Dinner co-star Bernie Mac and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Thursday, Sept.-30-2004
Sims 2 MKA mod back online

Link fixed.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Sims 2 mod - Ranch Retreat

Thursday, Sept.-30-2004
Jpeg trojans are coming!

News.com/ Security researchers say JPEG virus imminent

There's bug in Windows XP that can allow a hacker to infect your computer with a trojan using a jpeg (.jpg).

To fix this bug in Windows XP you must run Windows update:

windowsupdate.microsoft.com

....or download and install the patch below:

Microsoft.com

There are also other programs that are vulnerable. Go to the link below and download "GDI Scan." Run it. It will tell you what other programs on your computer are vulnerable to this jpeg trojan.

isc.sans.org/gdiscan.php

Also make sure your running a virus scanner with up to date virus/trojan definitions. A good free one is http://www.free-av.com/.

Thursday, Sept.-30-2004
How to post a picture to a forum using TinyPic.com

How to post a picture to a forum using TinyPic.com

Wednesday, Sept.-29-2004
MK&A is taking it to the tshirt terrorists!

MK: "It'll only take a New York minute ..."

Ash: "...to take you tshirt terrorists on a trip to bummerland."

Biz.yahoo.com - LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sept. 27, 2004--Las Vegas based internet company Tshirtsmell was hit with a Cease and Desist Order from Dual Star Entertainment the same day as the Los Angeles based "Save Mary-Kate" t-shirt company was issued a similar communication. While the Save Mary Kate camp has chosen to comply and discontinue selling their shirts, Tshirtsmell claims it is not going to back down.

Related story -> News.yahoo.com

You can complain to the owner of Tshirtsmell here:

Gary "Osama" Cohen, 310-403-2788
garyc@tshirthell.com

Wednesday, Sept.-29-2004
Mandy helps MK&A get their groove on

Mandy (while doing her best Beyonce booty dance): "Are we gonna rock or what girls!?"

MK (in a Jack Black voice whle making the devil sign with her hand): "We're gonna roooock baby! Thank you New York Citay! Right Ash?"

Ash (sitting patiently): "What? Oh yes, we are going to rock, yes, like the proverbial hurricane, or a tornado if you will, you are correct Miss Moore."

Mandy: *sigh*

MK: Nerd.

Contactmusic.com - Pop star MANDY MOORE is helping twins MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN realize their pop star dreams by helping them record a new album.

Tuesday, Sept.-28-2004
My BFSI (big fat stupid idiot)

This guy's so ugly his father carried around
a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Horus.vcsa.uci.edu - John Corbett, the love interest of Nia Vardelos? character in the hit romantic comedy, ?My Big Fat Greek Wedding,? and who can be seen in ?Raise Your Voice,? the new Hillary Duff film in theaters everywhere Oct. 8. has this to say about his lovely costar:

I consider myself kind of [a serious actor],? Corbett said. ?I want to be in the ?Big Lebowski.? I want to be in a Cohen brothers? movie. I [initially didn?t] want to be in a f*cking Hillary Duff movie.?

He goes on to say how much he'd like to work with MK&A:

I don?t want to put the Olsen twins down, but I?m not sure those girls have any acting chops. You know what I?m saying?? Corbett said. ?I don?t want to put anyone down, but I also want to be in movies with people who can act.?

I'm sure his comments will help make him very popular with Hilary, MK&A and all their millions fans don't you think?

Tuesday, Sept.-28-2004
Can your mom also be your best bud? Read about it here!

Mary-kateandashleyworld.kol.aol.com - We often hear about bad blood between teens and their moms, but did you know that some gals are so close with their mothers that they consider them best friends?

Monday, Sept.-27-2004
We listen in on MK and Ash as they whisper to each other about their latest heartbreaking failure - their failure to stop making more money.

Ash: "Mary-Kate! I thought we agreed to stop making more money!? The media will never leave us alone if we become trillion-aires!"

MK: "I'm trying Ash I'm trying! Don't you think I'm trying?! I thought the fake anorexia and drug rumor thingy would do it but we're making more now than ever! DEAR GOD HOW DO YOU STOP IT!!??"

Abc.net.au/news/ - Warner Home Video has cut a new 10-year distribution deal with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's Dualstar Video that calls for WHV to pay the twins an eight-figure advance ($50,000,000?) against future net proceeds from sales of Olsen home videos.

Related -> News.yahoo.com

Monday, Sept.-27-2004
MKA Sims 2 mod - "Ranch Retreat"

MKA Sims 2 skin mod - Ranch Retreat

Sunday, Sept.-26-2004
New pic of MK at Aria club in Boston?

Censored to protect the innocent :D
click to enlarge

Pic credit: JustinWearsThongs (reg.req.)

Sunday, Sept.-26-2004
OMG! MK and David together in a Boston hotel?!

Boston.com - They're reportedly kaput, but maybe Mary-Kate Olsen and Boston University student David Katzenberg are still an item. The slimmer of the two Olsen twins stayed at Hotel Commonwealth in Kenmore Square (Boston) this week.

Hotelcommonwealth.com
Boston, MA

Saturday, Sept.-25-2004
"It sucks in L.A.," said Mary-Kate.

Sfexaminer.com - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's partying has reportedly kicked into high gear since the 18-year-olds moved to New York to attend college. A source told Star magazine that the girls are out every night taking full advantage of New York's later last call and giving established party girls like Tara Reid and Paris Hilton a run for their money. "It sucks in L.A.," said Mary-Kate. "Everything ends [early], and you have to be in bed by 2."

Friday, Sept.-24-2004
Win a trip to New York City

Be ready for the new school year. Enter to win colorful prizes for you and your best friend!

? A trip for two to New York City - the world's most stylin' city

? $1,000 Macy's back-to-school shopping spree for each, you and your friend

? Dinner for two at a fashionable NYC restaurant

? Beauty consultation with top celebrity makeup artist, Mally Roncal

? Year's supply of color contact lenses by ACUVUE? 2 COLOURS? Brand Contact Lenses, including free eye exam

? 100 Runners-up will receive a cool Seventeen mini-tote

Seventeen.com

Friday, Sept.-24-2004
New MKA interactive dolls

Paperdollheaven.com/mary-kate_ashley.htm

(req. Flash)

Thanks to Steph for the info

Wednesday, Sept.-22-2004
MKA can act dammit!

Olsens CAN Act from New York Minute - 22,017KB

More videos:

Monday, Sept.-20-2004
Ash's new bodyguard/boyfriend Scott Sartiano?

New video clip - Olsen-media.de/videos/misc/

Sunday, Sept.-19-2004
HQ Pics - MKA at Marc Jacobs Spring 2005 fashion show

HQ Pics - MKA at Marc Jacobs Spring 2005 fashion show

Sunday, Sept.-19-2004
Pics - Ashley at Calvin Klein fashion show

Pics - Calvin Klein

Sunday, Sept.-19-2004
HQ Pics - MKA at NY Coty 100th Anniversary Celebration

HQ Pics - NY Coty 100th Anniversary Celebration

Sunday, Sept.-19-2004
MK&A official site hip picks update: college

Article - Mary-kateandashley.com/hip_picks

Saturday, Sept.-18-2004
How to take video captures (vidcaps)

Article - How to take video captures (vidcaps)

Sept.-15-2004
After one day of German at NYU, Ashley, against Mary-Kate's advice, decides to speak German to a German news crew at the NY fashion show. One word: disaster!

What she tried to say in German: "Hello to all our nice German fans. We will be coming soon to your country to introduce our new brands."

What she actually said in German: "Hello to all our nice German perverts. We will be coming soon to your groin to introduce our new bodies."

Ashley was last seen running wildly towards her Range Rover, screaming every time the German paparazzi yelled, "Sprechen Sie Deutsches mit mir Baby!"

Their publicist Michael Pagnotta, who was heard to cry, "Why me?! Why me all the time?!" was rushed to the hospital after experiencing crushing chest pains.

Mary-Kate at this time still continues to deny knowledge of having a sister, "Sister? Ashley? Ashley who? I don't know this Ashley you speak of."

Olsen-media.de/ NY fashion show news clips in German

Sept.-13-2004
Ashley admits to US Weekly: "I want to marry my father!"

"No one else is good enough for me."

Pictures - US Weekly Sept. 20, 2004 scans - "Ashley's Older Man"

Sept.-11-2004
As happens to many new freshman on their first day at university, MK&A fall victim to a long held hazing ritual at NYU, the traditional gluing of the twins together.

"Pull MK pull! Why aren't you pulling?!"
"I, uh, mmm, ah, kinda like it."
"Get offa me nowww!"

Pictures - Mary-Kate and Ashley in A&E Biography "Naked Truth" ad

Sept.-10-2004
Usually MK&A get a little nervous doing interviews, but in some cases they make the interviewer nervous...

"Kelly?"

"What is it Regis!? Hurry here they come!"

"It's Mary-Kate and Ashley, Kelly."

"Yes I know!"

"I can't feel my legs Kelly."

"Oh GOD NO NOT NOW!!"

Vid caps of Mary-Kate and Ashley on Live with Regis and Kelly 2004

Sept.-9-2004
News flash! : Mary-Kate's boyfriend dumps her after seeing her new android body was not anatomically correct.

"(sniff)Boys can be so cruel right Ash?(sniff)"

"Right MK. They think s3x is everything. You could of adopted."

People Exclusive

Mary-Kate Olsen and Boyfriend Call It Quits

"I really like my me time."

Tuesday Sep 07, 2004 7:35pm EST
By Liz McNeil and Serena Kappes

New college student Mary-Kate Olsen, 18, and boyfriend David Katzenberg, 21, have broken up, a source tells PEOPLE....Get instant access to the rest of this article and all of PEOPLE.com when you subscribe to PEOPLE magazine today.

Sept.-8-2004
MK&A decide to put their newly gained fortune to use and bought android bodies.

MK: "They mixed us up again."

Ash: "Morons."

Pictures - Getting slimed at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2004

Sept.-7-2004
MK&A reveal: "DualStar? is going to be the next Martha Stewart!"

"Martha is so yesterday right Ash?"

"Fer sher EmKay. We rool now. We are so off the hook and shakin' like a Polaroid and.."

"Alright they get it. You are such a nerd."

"I am not a nerd...

"Yes you are..."

"No I'm not..."

"Yes you are..."

Video clip: Dream-twins.de/ - MTV - Teen People`s Top 25 Under 25

Sept.-6-2004
See how the power of tabloid sleaze is beaten by the power of internet cheapness.

Don't buy this filthy rag full of false rumors and lies!
Instead read it here for free.

Medium size (640x) : Mary-Kate and Ashley - In Touch Weekly Sept. 13, 2004

Full size (2300x) : Mary-Kate and Ashley - In Touch Weekly Sept. 13, 2004

Thanks to Inner Beauty

Sept.-4-2004
See and hear Mary-Kate cringe in terror when she is forced by Oprah to embrace the psycho bitch that has been stalking her since Full House on the next - Oprah Feels No Mercy After the Show!

New!

Psycho-bitch: "I love you to death Mary-Kate!"

MK: "No stay away! Help!"

Oprah: "Hahahaha!"

Pics - Mary-Kate and Ashley on Oprah after the show April 2004

Audio - Mary-Kate and Ashley on Oprah after the show April 2004

Sept.-2-2004
Here's a sample of what MK&A usually talk about while posing for pics...

"Ash?"
"Not now."
"Aww come on."
"Ok what is it this time?"
"I wanna open a restaurant."
"Yes I know Mary-Kate."
"Good... Ashley?"
"Now what."
"I wanna.."
"NO!"

Pics - HQ Starsky and Hutch premiere

Sept.-1-2004
More new pics from Mary-Kate and Ashley at the MTV VMAs!

"And to all my internet fans out there, there is no emoticon for what I feel right now."

Video Captures of Mary-Kate and Ashley on MTV Video Music Awards VMA 2004

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