>> New Vidcaps of Mary-Kate Olsen on W Magazine Cover
"Since I'm in between boyfriends right now, as you might expect, I'm extremely horny. So in times such as these, since I happen to be so fucking gorgeous, I relieve the tension by masturbating to my own photos. God I am so going to get off on these new ones. I am getting horny right now just thinking about me."
If this picture looks blurry it's probably because your crying. That's because, if your a guy, you know you are not good enough for Mary-Kate and you will never be. You have absolutely no fucking chance whatsoever of getting with her so your one beer away from getting in your car and driving into a bridge abutment at 100 mph. If your a girl you know you are no where near as gorgeous or talented as her and you will never be. You have no chance of being her and that makes you want to take a nice hot bath with a plugged in toaster. It's amazing how one person can make so many people want to cry and die.
Although Mary-Kate said she doesn't talk to Stavros any more that is not totally true. He actually sms' her frequently. In fact, just recently, he forwarded her an sms he sent to Paris after they broke up. Here it is:
"Paris you fucking bitch. Your pussy is looser than a a brothel of whores on crack. I didn't have crabs before I fucked you. I understand. You probably picked it up off a toilet seat... while you were taking it up the ass from a fat, balding studio exec for $20,000. I hope your crabs eat your clit."
Source: Livejournal.com/ Mkaolsen
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mk rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you girls are the best stuff paris hilton shes nothing but trouble
:wink:mary-kate well there are no words that can say what she is like.:smile: i really like them and yes i have met her and she is so kooooooooooooooooooooool noiw i waNT YOU SO say shelllie rocks
WHAT???? OF COURSE I AM GOING TO MEET THE OLSEN’S TWINS BEFORE I DIE (TODAY I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR) DO THEY READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MK I FEEL SOOOO SORRY FOR U.:cry: AND U AND YOR SIS R THE COOLEST TWINS EVER SEEN…..
U PEPO R THE COOL KEEP IT UP:razz:
Awsume pic!! But I don’t like her blue eyes!!!LOL:mrgreen:
I loove you mk!!!!!!! y a so prity! omg!!!
god I hate Paris Hilton right now! why does every star have to fight with eatch other… arg!! but, hey! mk is soo damn pretty!!!! and im so glad she is helthy again!! yeey!!!!
well girls, keep up the god work!!!!!! love ya
hello I’m carla and live in Spain mary kate isn’t addictet with cocaine!!she is pretty and bautifoul…thanks!!
i mean mary-kate sorry:!:
:smile:i think that maer-kate and ashley are the BEST in the world i love them and all of their stuff they have done
you two are totally awesome
i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hey Mary-kate and Ashley
im a big fan of yours have a brill xmas i hope i meet you some day keep up the good work i love your veidos and you should see my walls there full of you both i love u both very much. xxx
Mary-Kate, I just wanna say that you are SOOO great, can’t get enough of you.
Love you Soo much, hope 2 meet you one day, and I hope you’ll still have a great christmas, Paris Hilton SUCKS…….
You will find someone much better than Stavros, what a jerk if he isn’t stil with U..
LOVE YOU SO MUCH Mary-Kate
hey marykate and ashley i just wanted to say have a brill chirstmas and that i am a big fan and i love u. But also to say to u marykate ur geat for keeping strong and getting on with ur life dont let paris hilton ruin it. A least ashley is there 4 u and ashley i think ur great to keep up the great work love fay x
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mary-kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen are the best!!!!!GO TWIN GIRLS!!!!!
Mary-Kate, you are the best.
Love you SOOO much. Hope to meet you one day
.. for those who say M-K has bad taste in fashion.. your wrong.. i think that mary-kates style is very unique.. I would love to have her style..
She looks amazing.. she always does.. the make-up brings out the color in her eyes.. i think shes doing great now..
she’s really getting wild lol
Do they actually read this?:?:
die olsen twins sind beide einfach der ober hammer die sind coooooooooooool und ich bin schon seit 4 jahren fan. ich hab ne richtige sammlung von denen und find sie immernoch toll
I LOVE THIS PIX, SHE LOOKS SO CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
you r the hottest gals i know of xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Mary-Kate and Ashley! i think you guys are so beautiful and you guys are my role models.and mk, you’ll make a sexy covergirl
mwwahhhhhhh u 2 r soooooooooo cool keep it up:oops:
by funky babes
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i think mary-kate and ashley are cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Mary-kate is soooooo beautiful, and I like it that she is coming good out of her anorexic
she on fire…
i love mk…she looks beautiful now.:grin:
Mk is so beautiful. I hope she has the wonderful life she deserves, because shes been through so much.
I love Mk and Ash they are so beutieful and have stil and YEH!!
Yeah right, like she would say something like that :s get a life!
Cool picks
she gets betta every day
Looooooove uuuuu:!:
heey…
I just wanna tell u that I Love u so so so mutch…I got all u movies and you´r books…and I really want to meet u someday!
U the coolest!
Love ya!:wink:
Heey!
I live in sweden and I love mka more than anything “anything” else.
Hope to meet u some day!
Bye…Love u!
WOW! She looks COOL!! PRETTY! XOXO :*:wink:
read the joke at the bottom fun as **** it well good is it really or fake
One word: wow:shock: (I kinda like that smiley)
LOL:grin:
pretty hot!
She’s such a cute little peanut - love her! Ash too!!:grin:
I love you MK, I pray for you everyday, I hope meeting you some day!
shes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopretty and beautiful i love that picture of mary-kate
Mk is so beautiful. I hope she has the wonderful life she deserves, because shes been through so much.
3 reasons y ashley fuller olsen
should marry, or at least date, kstny!!!…
1) kstny is a musician, NOT a lawyer or an accountant, NOR a theatrical manager, and he KNOWS it! “i’m the last guy u want fixing ur house or ur life”, kstny said. “Honestly, i’ve broken more light bulbs then i’ve changed. i’ll gladly listen to ashley vent and rage and theorize, i’ll even give her my opinion, if she wants it, but considering kstny’s career vs. ashley’s, i think she should change her own light bulb!”
2) kstny is confident in who he is, “i’m me, i’m flawed, i know that”, said kstny, “but i’m also proud of who i am and what i’ve accomplished! if people think calling me “MR OLSEN” is somehow gonna undermine my confidence, they’re wrong! Afterall, the baby is gonna need a last name, and since i don’t have one, i’m pretty sure “olesn” will be it!.”
3)kstny has no baggage, “no literally”, kstny adds, “everything i own fits into the back of my 2000 saturn. it took me years to learn to “let everything go”, physically, mentally, and emotionally, but i finally DID! And now, i’m just this seed, waiting to be fertilized, so that i can grow and experience life for the first time…well, actually, since i’m the guy, i’d be the fertilizer and ashley would be the seed…well, actually, ashley’s egg (the baby) would be the seed, ashley would be more iof the soil and the sun…but u get my metaphore, right???…”
sorry I meant ashley I get confussed cos i’m seeing double.
GO SIS!!!! LUV YA!!!!:wink: