The last ones were good be these are MUCH better...
NEW YORK - OCTOBER 29: Actress Ashley Olsen attends the Fendi 80th Anniversary Party Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld on October 29, 2005 in New York City.
"I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout."
"...and I'd also like to thank my tanned and toned back for all the attention I'm getting from all the hot guys here on this most special occasion...".
Alex: "C'mon! You've taken enough pictures! Let's go let's go let's go! I gotta pee!"
Ash: "You sound just like Mary-Kate. Calm down or you'll give yourself a hernia."
Alex: "Oh and I guess your little miss patient is that it?!
Ash: "One must learn the art of patience Alex. Why I remember like it was yesterday when my yoga guru, Yashimata Yokahami, gave his now famous lecture on learning to live in the moment in perfect harmony with..."
Alex: "Your such a media whore!"
Ash: "I think my left side is my best what do you think?"
Alex: "I gotta pee!"
"You think you know me -- but you have no idea. I'll own all your sorry asses by the end of the day. Word."
"Has anyone seen my Congressional Medal of Honor? I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor around here. I'd bend over to look for it but when I got up my dress would like totally be on the floor. Holy NYM flashback moment batman."
"Hey, Clyde, my eyes are like, up here ok? You can like stop staring at my ass now. God!"
"Hey I like you Karl and it's true I like older men because young ones are such immature ass holes, but if we hooked up, my friends would be all 'Who's your daddy?' you know?"
Alex: "Let's go I have a date."
Ash: "Oh really with whom?"
Alex: "Scott."
Ash: "Scott who?"
Alex: "You know. Scott Sartioooooh shit."
Ash: "Did you say Sartiano? You said Sartiano! I can't believe your dating my ex!"
Alex: "I'm not! Really! Baio! I meant Scott Baio!"
"Whoa. My skin is so smooth and silky. If I don't move, people think I'm a mannequin. Thank you badger milk."
"As any smart woman knows, by tilting your head ever so slightly you gain an easy 10 points on the absolutely adorable scale. I'll have more hints on being adorable after these messages from our sponsors."
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Heyy M.k + Ash. . Remeba Meh ? 2 Yrs Ago ii Sent Yuh an Email
. .ii Stil Fiink Yur BeatiFul And Yuh Always Wil Beii . .im Stil A Big Fan !! And ii Luv Yah Loads . .ii Wiish ii Culd Meet Yuh Thats My Wish
Luv Yuh Loads
Love isabella Yur No1:FANN!!!_X X X
And I´m a big Fan of the Olsentwins!
They are the best and they are very beautiful!
on my 16 birthday im going to ny or california i have everything ofu all please visit me
i like u and marykate my room is done in uall i love ur style plase wb
hi i am ur biggest fan can u visit me
Ashely looks really nice is this dress beutiful.
i think ashley looks fabulous and elegent in this number and she will go far:razz:
hi agen it’s me sam wen i was little i used to tell people you were my cousins cuz people used to say i luk like u but now i don’t u to are the prettiest girls eva i tink you both diserve to be rich and i hope you both have a happy life with each other i wish i could meet you both but thats never goin to happen o well i will still support you 4 ava b cuz um the best
:lol:i wish i were you
:smile:hi to whom eva this goes to if this goes to marykate and ashley i used to watc all of your films and i loved the programme two of a kind i think the both of you are really pretty im not a lesbo but you two are my favourite people in the whole world and i mean that
hey m-k and Ash…
dear mary-kate and ashly i hope you get this message oh who am i kiddin talkin to beautifall sisters like you i hope you dont get busy oh please get my message i wish i was as beautifall like you if you want and its probaly not possible if you email me you are the best famous tennagers i will always know and always be chearing you on every thing you do you are so ashly and mary-kate and i am so glad ishould be thankfull to have you in this world and if one time i could go to new york just remember me [isabella peplow] and i will always rember you which is all true xxx love isabella xxx
h my god you people are so dam wiered how can you say one is prettyer than the other because they are twin stupids and there bodies are theres nobody elses so leave then alone but i have to admit they are the luckyest twins in the whole entire world if it was not to there mother they would not be where they are today ……. i think they should carry on making films dose anyone know what and which olsen twin is in the new movie coming out only one of them is filming it i think it is with paris hilton but i cant see that because the hilton sisters hate mary-kate and ashley how can they hate the olsen they are the best ever lol wb if any question just put to billie and i will answer you back asap thank you … ?
p.s they no that they are the best well done mary-kate and ashley keep it up wooooo billie..:roll:
Ashley Olsen is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen…
I like ashley olsen so mutch
I love her she is so pretty
it is a beautiful dress she’s got on… it suits her..!!:smile:
ashley love you sireos
MK and Ash,I think youd look hot in a tiny miny skirt and your butt showing: ::
i think mary-kate and ahsley are the pretiest people in the usa and if people dont see that they are blind and i also think they can have some time to them selfs so give it to them
love your boobs
and your dress is nice
(p.s idont mean this is no les way!!!)
bye xxxxxx
i know innit dayna hr boobs r amazing
ILuvAshley!!!:wink:
Ashley should wear a miniskirt 1 time!:mrgreen:
I think asley should show more cleavage:grin:
you R so rite dayna I loe her boobs to1:oops:
Ashley your v-neck has gon way to FAR!!!:oops:
i love her boobs
i love this site.mk and ash is really cool.i love what u both r doing.ur great.mk ur really really nice and beautiful:razz:
Je bent lekker.
Ash is so pretty.. And yea that humor is funny
eu sou jéssica sou do Brasil thau, baybay jaqkline cristina da silva
forever ashley olsen love you de jéssica
eej i from the netherlands and i love thim:D marykate ans ashley i love you
MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU GIRLS DO. I ALSO LOVE ALL YOUR PRODUCTS PERFUME FURNITURE AND CLOTHINGLINE ALSO I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN YOU GIRLS DO MAKE A WISH.COM AND MAKE A CHILDS DREAM COME TRUE BY LETTING A CHILD MEET YOU AND MARYKATE.
fratniel twins, or, however u spell it…..w/e,…….
ash is just as pretty as mk……that explains a lot lol
omg ashley is soo hot. I love her style and everything she wears.
Me thinky you are hot:cool:I wish you could be my wife.I really want to see you this year 2005 peace out chic.
“it so very fun I like your web.”
Glad you were caught in it. Now I will eat you.
once again if only i was a lesbian… honestly michael, i dont know how you can handle all these pictures, i can only do it in small batches haha
i do not understand
I love Ash in these pics
she looks breath taking! I mean look at her! She is beautiful both on the in- and the outside! MK i love you too!
ASH, I just wanna say:
I LOVE YOUUUUUUU………
you are just SO cute and SO sweet, and SO SO, You are everything good. But I have a advice for you: Smile more at pictures…. But the other things are just fine……….
Say Hello to your sister MK.-.- You’re SO SWEETY. Both of you:wink:
Ich finde Sie sind SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO schön!!!!!!!!!!!:grin:
Ich habe schon über 200 Poster von Mary-kate und Ashley Olsen
oh watever ashley you are just jealouse of mk……………i bet all cams would be on mk
ashley lookz da best as alwayz..OMG man i luv u ashley!!:razz:i h8 the dialogue though its really annoying:mrgreen:
:cool:your web it a spécial web and news it perfect, i love news of m-kay and ash !!!!
it so very fun I like your web.
cool pictures ash you are so beautiful:smile:
hei mk and ash
i think ash is much prettier with wavy hair, its too curley. the eye makeup is awsome though
xxx
hey mary-kate and ashley i love you 4-ever kiss kiss josephine:razz:
hey:grin:
:mrgreen:……….. you are so cool:grin: love you 4-ever kiss nanna an
I think she looks great but a little too much make up on. But i love the way she has put it on. But MK still ocks the house
i wish ashley could be my wife and my girl friend:mrgreen:
ashley has sexy boobs its great she shows as some of its beauty
l love that open front and no bra
ASHLEY OLSEN I THINK IT IS GREAT THAT YOU WENT TO FENDI 80th ANNIVERSARY PARTY ASHLEY I LOVE YOU YOU ARE BREATH TAKEING ASHLEY DO YOU AND MARYKATE VISIT CHILDREN IN CHILDRENS HOSPITALS?
yoyo,
Glad you liked it.
Ashley is a GODDESS! Nuf Said
great pics of ash
it was funny
i almost pee in my pants
nice micheal
aka peaceout
Ashley is the one in my heart
is the angel that i love
all the pain that i gain from that girl inside my veins…
Ashley is one girl that look hot a she can have me anytime she want.:cool:
quinn15,
HQ versions are new..
ok.. seriously.. those pix are, like.. old.. okiE!? but i like it anyways..
miss j0by,
Well I’m glad somebody likes it.
I like the dialogues very much michael. Keep it up! Very nice!!
shes smiling!! hehe if onli she showed her teeth…still preettyy!!mwaz
Nice pics! And there’s nothing wrong with a sense of humor.
i love the pictures…what a lousy dialogue…
i dont like it when you make this stuff up…these beautiful pictures dont need words….
ashley looks breathtaking