>> New Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen with David Katzenberg at Lakers Game
Actress Mary-Kate Olsen sits courtside with former boyfriend David Katzenberg during the Los Angeles Lakers/Charlotte Bobcats NBA game at Staples Center in Los Angeles December 4, 2005. The Lakers defeated the Bobcats 99-98.
"Your gonna take me back Mary-Kate."
"No I'm not."
"Ooooh yes you will."
"Oooooh no I won't."
"But you agreed to come to the game with me right? That means you might love me again right?"
"Nope. We're just friends."
"NO! I don't want to be just friends! I want you to be my girlfriend!"
"Nope."
"Why? I cut my beard didn't I?"
"So?"
"You told me to so I did it."
"So?"
"LOVE ME!"
"Maybe later."
"Really?"
"Nope."
"Fuck!"
"Ok ok I'm sorry. I can be such a bitch sometimes. Let me make it up to you. Here's the deal. I'll close my eyes. Now, quickly as you can, snatch the Blackberry from my hand."
David tries but fails. "Dammit!"
"Oh David David David. Sigh. As the wind bloweth from afar, always moving but never leaving, always in a hurry but never getting anywhere, so is your impatience to achieve my booty. Look closely, grasshopperous-hornius. Though my eyes were closed it is you who failed to see. When you can take the phone from my hand, it will be time for us to be lovers again."
David again desperately tries to get the phone but Mary-Kate has a death grip on it. They both tumble to the ground and start wrestling. Mary-Kate easily out maneuvers him (she dated a wrestler) and gets him on his back. She sits on his chest, holding his hands behind him. As all wrestlers know, this position is almost impossible to get out of. He struggles with all his might for many minutes but can't break free. He finally gives up and begs to be let go. She leans down and kisses him, then said no. Furious, he tries one more time to but to no avail. Finally, after totally humiliating him in front of the world, she lets him up and they return to their seats. David sulks while Mary-Kate looks at him patronizingly. Suddenly the phone rings..
"Yes? Oh hello Michael! Nice to hear from you. Yes I'd love to go out with you Michael. Your a reeeeal man. Friday night? Eight? Ok bye."
"That wasn't him was it?"
"Nope. It was Ashley asking me to cook dinner for her."
"Stop teasing me you bitch!"
"Hehehe. I'm evil."
"Yes you are evil. I hate you."
"Aww, I thought you loved me? Pout."
"I DO! I'M SORRY! FORGIVE ME! I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE YOU! PLEASE LOVE ME TOO!"
"Well now that you put it that way...um, let me think. No."
"Fuck!"
"Hey, uh, David. You uh, wouldn't by any chance know anything about trampolines would'ya?"
"No, why?"
"No reason."
"That was a test wasn't it?"
"Yep."
"I failed didn't I?"
"Yep."
"Fuck."
Source: Livejournal.com/ Mkaolsen
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son las mas putas losaben es la berdad yo bi q se vesaban asco
atttttttte
avril lavigne
mary-kate putas lesvianas yo soy mas ermosa
love Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen
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Good on you dont let eny boy go out with u if youv already dumped dem and if der idiuts
Hei jeg elsssssssssssssssssssker dere dere er jo så søte og flinke å spille inn filmer.Jeg digggggger dere.klemzzzzzzzz Elouis:oops:
Hei jeg elssssssssssker mary kate and ashley olsen.Jeg digggggggggger dere.klemzzzzz Elouis
im a big fan of the olsenz they r wiked if there iz any chance lol can i av ya email adress:lol: ::razz:
soory i 4 got 2 write that i gave u my hostle address -bye
mary kate youre 1 of my fav celebs
and youre sooooo.. good lookin n i like your sense of dressing 2,you look gorgeous when u wear gogs!i wish icould meet u! my add- delhi public numaligarh
assam india pin-785699 please write back if u can n have fun —bye ..-rachel yepthomi
I LIKE MAry kate better than ashley
but i still like both of them:mrgreen:
i think marykate is better off with him bcoz atleast when she wanted him bk frm the hilton sisters he came bk to her but stavros is just a basterd he went out with paris hilton even though his relationship with maRYKATE WASNT OFFICIALY OVER
:grin:WOW olsen twins WOW:grin:
love love love
ahahahahah lol
mk 
i love you:oops:
mary-kate bence onu affetmemelisin. bunu yapma daha çok gençsin ve daha önüne çok farklı ve beyeneceğin insanlar çıkacak. bunu düşünerek hareket etmelisin. seni david’ten daha çok seven kişiler var bunu biliyorum lütfen daha iyi düşün. ve ona karşı dikkatli ol. seni gerçekten seven kişilere güven.
CRAP:mrgreen:
Marry kate and ashley are so cool:lol:
c ya l8r
ps dont take that *** back:evil:
Mk and ash.. I LOVE YOUR STYLE!
Mk should lie a little! She does not need DAVID:roll:!!!
MARYKATE LOOKS GORGUES AND GOOD SHES HEALTHY I’M SO HAPPY SHE KEPT HER HAIR COLOUR .
aww so cute…i really think mk looks gr8!
she reminds me of how girls looked in the 70s, especially the hippys who sat round the camp fires! (but i think thats a good thing!)..but i really think shes lookn better than ever. it suits her more….& i think they suit each other!
i hoope they stay 2gether
go mk
aka peaceout
LOL.
you two look fabulous. keep going sis!:smile:
the girl sitting next to her is so lucky! i keep looking at the last picture she’s so cute on it she looks so innocent like a baby girl! she’s really good looking and i like this hair colour it looks good with her skin colour!
omg hs really funny looking lol
but if she likes him thats all that matters, she looks funny to thou, hehe not the best photos ever are they>>hehe
still love her thou
I’m happy for her…I hope this time everything is gonna be allright…I LOVE U MK ! :****
yea mary kate!!!
M-k likes gagets
Go for it girl:grin:
I think she looks really good and plz give her a break she is still recovering.She looks really cute in the last 2 pics.I wish she would go back to being a blonde,her natural colour:roll:
Mary k I think that she want him back but I don’t know if he want her back look at the picture he not even looking at her out of the picture but I.I think that she should say free for now she looking better and if she fall for him agian she may let her self go agian say free Mary k for now.
I liked it much better when her hair was darker:shock: I like darker:shock:
Why………?
Duh.I don’t understand why is it so important to have the first comment?
But she looks awsome as usual.
well i am happy and i am sad……
happy cuz MK is lookin oh soo hot!!!!:cool:look at her. OMFG…SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!!:mrgreen:
i am sad cuz i don’t like her again with david….please MK..stay single..i am comin soon..:roll:
peace out
daanish
no shes perfect and anyway we can hardly imagine her weight since we can’t see any of her either shoulders or legs….
when she wore her beautiful dress we could easily see that she had geined weight
yeee she looks good but isnt she still to thin ?:???:
Mk has got her metallic gill Fendi Spy bag valued at $2500, with her.
she looks good, kinda boring
OMG OMG OMG OMG SOO GORGEOUUUS
IIF THEY ARE BACKK TOGETHER PROBLYYY THEWY ARE SOO FKNN HWATTA ND MK YUR LOOKK SEXCIIER BYY THE SECONNDD WOOT WOOOT AND LUUV YU HAIIR YUU LOOK SO MUCHH LIKKKE ME IN ONE OF THE OICTURESS IT SCARYYYY:grin:OMGOMGOMGOMG IM MARY-KATE AND ASHLEYS BIGGEST HUGGEST #1 FANNNN TALKIINNG C YHHA
HMMMM i see PerzeHilton.com took your pics , do you mind?? you should get credit for that, right?
wow hey, look- now they look more like twins again.
:roll:hey guys cheack this out go to teen people.comand see that he actually had sex with nikki over night and convinced him to breck up with mk so i think he dosent like her he’s on the hilton side not the olsens but i am on the olsens and so are we
i dont think they suit anymore, they both look good tho and seem to get on well even after their break up!
she’s looks really nice but what there back together?! coool
they look so cute!
she looks different but not bad
she doesnt look nice at all
i think she looks happy but thin !
she luks gud, her hair is loads betta. She luks ver, very good…
AHHHH they’re just SUCH a hot couple! Really, I loved when MK was with David, they should totally get back together! (If they aren’t already
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good for mk!
i hope theyr eback together!!!!!!!!!
first to comment, bring it on, she looks different!