>> New Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen Rehearsing Her New Role in Factory Girl

January 29th, 2006 - Photos

Mary-Kate is a method actor. So to get ready for the role they created just for her in Factory Girl, a hooker with a heart of gold, she felt she had to hit the streets of Hollywood and turn some tricks to get the memory and emotional imprints to draw from.

"Whew. Ok. Deep breath. Focus on what I want. I'm already a bitch so it shouldn't be too much of a stretch to be a whore."

 

"Dammit! How am I supposed to get it on when all these stalkerazzi are around? Fuck off eat shit and die stalkerazzi!"

 

"Now what is that line I have to say? Something like, 'Yo, wanna date?' Or was it 'Klaatu, Verata, Nikto dude?' I'm not sure."

 

"Oh yeah? Well fuck off! You must be gay!"

"Damn. I just can't understand why I can't score. I don't think five million dollars is an unreasonable fee. It's not like I'm not worth it or anything. I mean, my Cambootian HoCone is so good it's driven guys to the edge of insanity. And my Bangcock Breakfast is to die for. Whatever."

Just then a Range Rover comes to a screeching halt right in front of Mary-Kate and a startlingly beautiful petite blonde comes running up to her.

"Mary-Kate!"

"Oh shit I'm toast! Uh, hi Ash! Heh. Fancy meeting you here. Ok gotta go."

"Wait! I know what you were doing! How could you?"

"What?"

"You know."

"Know what?"

"YOU KNOW!"

"No I don't."

"YES YOU DO!"

"Alright alright so you know. So what. I can do what I want. I'm a big girl. If I want to whore I'll whore and nobody can stop me!"

"Oh no you don't sister. Your coming with me. Dad is furious."

"You told Dad? Fuck! I'm dead meat!"

"It's ok. I told him you were just pretending to turn tricks. He doesn't know you were really going to do it. You owe me, big time."

"Thanks sis. I wasn't getting anywhere anyway. Every guy I met was gay. Would you believe they all turned down my Cambootian HoCone?"

"Whoa. Your right, they must of been gay. Guys almost go insane after you do that to them. I've heard the maniacal screams. Well worth the price if you ask me. Ok let's go."

 

Later...

"Oh well. At least I tried. I'll just buy myself some flowers, rent Pretty Woman, and pretend I'm Julia. Works for me."

Source: Livejournal.com/ Mkaolsen

 

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  1. Anonymous — October 8, 2007 @ 5:43 am

    :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :shock: :???: :cool: :oops: :razz: :roll: :cry: hi

  2. Anonymous — May 11, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

    why dont u want to bee on any pictures :?: U are my idol and ash to… i want to be like u one day.. :mrgreen: u know fmous and have a twin, but no … love from pp(pretty princess)

  3. Anonymous — November 19, 2006 @ 1:36 am

    they are nt dat bad:cool: :roll:

  4. I ♥ Mary Kate — November 7, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

    Wow, those boots look delicious.

    They’re probably the hottest things I’ve seen on Mary Kates feet!

  5. Anonymous — September 4, 2006 @ 5:00 am

    i reli like mk and ash but afta readin stuff on this syt i av gone off them

  6. jennifer — April 13, 2006 @ 6:42 am

    omg, mk is sooo beatiful, i wish i looked like herrr! :mad: lol! neways, gimme sum details on this movie:???:, plzz! I wanna see it…is it out or what????? thanxxx

  7. skateboardgirl1 — March 7, 2006 @ 5:59 am

    thats mean but mary-kate and ashley are cool. they rock. there awesome. you can all agree with me they rock. if you don’t like mary-kate and ashley stick your face in a toliet. sorry for being mean but still, they are AWESOME!!!

  8. reperesentant from Norway! — March 1, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

    MK, why don’t the olsen twins use there money on anything else than cloths? like, people on my adge look up to them(teenagers) , and if they help needy people…I guess I would to… they can make a differens where they are now.. why eighnt they using it?!?!?!:?: :?: :?: :?:

  9. Anonymous — February 22, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

    ashlee is hotter then her

  10. Whoa — February 19, 2006 @ 12:13 pm

    Do some of you people live in the freaking bible belt? Where on planet earth do you see hookers wearing 2 thousand dollar Gucci boots?

    Those boots rock.

  11. naima — February 14, 2006 @ 12:34 am

    oh MK is looking good!, better than Ash.. :mrgreen: Mk, you’re very gorgeous!!! but next time, look into the camera :wink: , ow, i wish my hair was that long and curly

  12. Anonymous — February 13, 2006 @ 11:02 pm

    :wink:she looks absolutely gorgeous

  13. gülizz — February 13, 2006 @ 5:26 am

    i think she looks so good! she is sooo cool:lol: Ilove you honey!!!!!!

  14. Anonymous — February 12, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

    MK IS SO HOT:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :smile: :smile: :smile:

  15. Anonymous — February 11, 2006 @ 11:53 pm

    ur the best

  16. jessica.g — February 11, 2006 @ 1:00 am

    hiya,luz u mka u da best in da acting world

  17. Mazaa — February 10, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

    Juus esat superiigas :)****

  18. Mazaa — February 10, 2006 @ 10:09 pm

    Es vinas miilu

  19. savanna farell — February 10, 2006 @ 7:13 am

    ,marykate you are georges ok dont let anyone get in your way and i love that photo shoot of you and hilary duff and amanda bynes your sister and lindsay lohan and mandy moore

    kisses you are beautiful mmmmaaaaaa!!!!!!!:razz: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :smile: :cool:

  20. Nigel — February 9, 2006 @ 9:16 pm

    But if you dont come out naked again i would like you again:smile: :wink:YOUR THE BEST STILL but please listen to me and dont be that bad

  21. Nigel — February 9, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

    Hi! iM YOUR BIGGEST FAN :cool:mk YOU AND YOUR SISTER BUT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS COME OUT NAKED THATS WHY YOU ARE MY ENEMYS now:evil:

  22. sara dahlstrøm — February 9, 2006 @ 2:51 am

    I love mary-kate and ashley olsen :oops:tehey are very cool I have avery videos of tehem :wink:and very match mor you no wat I min :razz:

  23. Anonymous — February 9, 2006 @ 2:13 am

    :razz:ja o4enj xo4ju uvidetj sester Olsen,no ja neznaju kak:cry: :?:

  24. lele — February 8, 2006 @ 11:54 pm

    pourquoi les gens veulent les ridiculiser

  25. julie — February 8, 2006 @ 11:28 pm

    MARY KATE not mery kate !

  26. CAROL...BRASIL — February 8, 2006 @ 11:43 am

    MARY KATE IS A LITLLE ANGEL

  27. Anonymous — February 7, 2006 @ 1:55 pm

    i love mery kate

  28. ?????? — February 6, 2006 @ 1:50 am

    mary kate and ashley rule!!!…woot!!!….woot!!!!….yh

    u go gyals!!!!luv ya!!!

  29. Anonymous — February 5, 2006 @ 9:39 pm

    hi again iam sorry bt i dont relly have anything 2 say bt do u guys (marykate olsen ashley olsen ) read this site bt where did u get the red bag fae yer mom???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?????????????????????????lov ux x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

  30. ashley — February 5, 2006 @ 9:31 pm

    hiya marykate o. i feel sorry 4 u and ashley a mean u just wont 2 do ur thing and the pappiz people r following al ova the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. sHoPh — February 5, 2006 @ 9:14 pm

    omg anonymous your so mean! :evil: whats your problem, just because they have decency! your just jealous! they rock! love you guys…x

  32. Anonymous — February 5, 2006 @ 6:48 pm

    hi i´m maria ,a spanish girl fan of olsen´s twins i love emilio nico and marcos

  33. Anonymous — February 5, 2006 @ 10:37 am

    m-k is HOT

  34. Anonymous — February 4, 2006 @ 9:30 am

    I love her purse. A giant 2.55 Chanel classic…ironic and irreverent at the same time.

  35. teisha — February 3, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

    Michael do u even like them or do u just like making jokes about them

  36. fay — February 2, 2006 @ 5:58 pm

    yeah mk is so hot is those pics i think its the boots wot does it ashley does not hav to be with her were ever she does u know ash lives in ny and mk la she they r far away from each other love fay

  37. Talita de Alencar Martins — February 1, 2006 @ 11:02 pm

    thanks Michael, pelas informações , eu não entendi quase nada mas vou traduzir, fique tranquilo, se eu não me engano você nao tem ferias, como eu, mas só de acessar isso ja me faz mais calma, thanks.
    Talita:lol:

  38. cristian — February 1, 2006 @ 7:11 am

    she’s so hot of course, shut up anynomous

  39. Tanya — January 31, 2006 @ 11:49 pm

    lov the pic of mk
    micheal stop embrassing pretty girls. LOL
    :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

  40. Adi — January 31, 2006 @ 4:48 pm

    Hey man Micheal those pics are good ….Bt they look like paparazee picks to me

  41. Rachel — January 30, 2006 @ 8:20 am

    Mk is so beautiful in these pics! :mrgreen: I wish my hair was that long! Love it! Where’s ash?

  42. The cool guy — January 30, 2006 @ 7:07 am

    Hey mary kate stay the way u r. Your hot!

  43. Lam — January 30, 2006 @ 4:05 am

    ahh, Michael, iv missed ur humour!! Cambootian HoCone dats hilarious! keep up da funny business!!! hehe!

  44. Michael Shipley — January 30, 2006 @ 3:00 am

    KaroLine,

    Sorry but I’m sort of like MK. I do what I want and no body can stop me. Muahahaha!

    :mrgreen:

  45. KaroLine, or whatever — January 30, 2006 @ 2:53 am

    LOL. I’m not laughing. This is not funny. Bad Michael. Apologise to them. Apologise to ME.:shock:

  46. pauline — January 30, 2006 @ 1:09 am

    i’m mk & ash #1 fan & u went 2 far on dissin them micheal!

  47. Anonymous — January 30, 2006 @ 12:56 am

    hey people michael dis was classic, does anyone no wot movie mk IS in? btw mk looks great not too sure on da boots tho byexx:mrgreen: :wink:

  48. dee — January 30, 2006 @ 12:17 am

    hia mk n ash mk u look gr8 hw did u do it? ash i luv u! i luv some ov ur altfitz x

  49. ker — January 29, 2006 @ 11:12 pm

    5 million… are you kidding me? :shock:
    it sounds like effortless i guess this is not an indie film afterall.. or maybe big budget one

    :eyes popping out: :shock: woah 5 mil she couldve retired the money for fashion merchandises :purchases: she buys for the rest of her life.. that would be enough anyway:?:

  50. Anonymous — January 29, 2006 @ 10:35 pm

    damit, i was too late. i was just walking around there thinking how to spend those 5 mil id won the night before. came just in the second ash grabbed her away. next time then.

  51. morgie — January 29, 2006 @ 9:20 pm

    nice but really she must be annoyed with all those pictures all the time!

  52. louise — January 29, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

    haha, funny michael !! ;D but, yees. those boots were not very, hrm.. nice - HOE!

  53. Olsenfan — January 29, 2006 @ 7:29 pm

    Hey, a little bit of humor never hurt anyone.
    Funny stuff, Michael! It’s good Hollywood’s keeping her busy. Look forward to seeing both of them in the movies in the years to come. A hooker, huh? Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m off to Hollywood -
    I’ve got some important business transactions to take care of.:twisted:

  54. safa — January 29, 2006 @ 7:15 pm

    hey:smile: :oops:
    mk n ash am ur #1 fan
    u both look awesome
    cheers for u guys………..:cool:
    whazzup michale

  55. Aidan — January 29, 2006 @ 5:28 pm

    you look delisious mk have time to go to bed tonight :lol:

  56. Miss_ME — January 29, 2006 @ 5:25 pm

    that who wrote this story is ass hole…no i mean it…..

  57. Katie — January 29, 2006 @ 4:04 pm

    hahaha lmao…yeah those boots are pretty ****** hooker like

  58. Norway — January 29, 2006 @ 2:58 pm

    hi everyone… nice pics… MK looks good… but why do you do this to they Michael Shipley? DO you ¨think they like the media? you of all people are really not the one to heng them out like this…. maybe they are famous and everything, but hello…!! this time it got a little 2fare….:???:

  59. Michael Shipley — January 29, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

    Daanish,

    Going fine thanks. Nice to see you back. :mrgreen:

  60. Daanish — January 29, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

    hey michael….how r ya big bro…long long time no speak..how’s it going?:smile:

    i am fine…finally some MKA news=D……super sexy pics of MK….*drools*^^:mrgreen:

    plz reply big bro=D
    see ya
    daanish:cool:

  61. Michael Shipley — January 29, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

    Hahaha! I’m sure they’re laughing their ***** off right now. :mrgreen:

  62. RUDD_JAM — January 29, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

    Cambootian HoCone?” what the heck is that michael!. and u said that u don’t embrasses them. There ’s proof right there ok.

  63. Michael Shipley — January 29, 2006 @ 11:40 am

    Yes I’ve heard she does. But not the one the rumors said she had.

  64. Anonymous — January 29, 2006 @ 11:32 am

    does she really have a role in this new movie then?

  65. alexa — January 29, 2006 @ 10:38 am

    but what on planet earth is she wearing:???:

  66. alexa — January 29, 2006 @ 10:36 am

    mk looks gourgeous:smile:

  67. Rosie — January 29, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    lol

  68. eMsiE O — January 29, 2006 @ 9:23 am

    :lol: Yeah, first to comment! I luv MKA hope to see more pics of them soon! thanks Michael!

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