According to this scan from Teen Vogue's April 5 issue, the new perfumes that will supposedly replace the old classic mary-kateandashley one and two perfumes are now available at CVS Pharmacy. So girls get out there and start attracting guys the way Mary-Kate and Ashley do. Ruff. Ruff. Oooooo. Pant pant.

Teen Vogue April 05 issue scan
credit: mkatight

If your a sweet flower like Mary-Kate then choose Mary-Kate's Coast to Coast LA honeysuckle scent.

If your a passionate flower like Ashley then choose Ashley's Coast to Coast NYC passion fruit scent.

And to all you lovesick guys, this is about as close as you'll ever get to those two hot girls so you should get a couple of bottles too. And while yer at it get some hand lotion. Your gonna need it. Too bad Mary-Kate's dog has a better chance to sniff her butt and lick her face than you poor perverted slobs ever will.

more info: Mary-kateandashley.com

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• Can anyone tell me if either of the 2 new perfumes smell like the “One” product? I really like the scent and can no longer find “One” at Walmart, or any other store for that matter. This is the only perfume I like and don’t want to find a new 1!

  Anonymous — April 28, 2009 @ 4:44 pm

• someone reply to me bout mary-kate and ashley olsen.you know that i like them more than you brats
  

  iqra — December 11, 2005 @ 10:56 pm

• :grin:i love mary-kate and ashkley sooo much

  Anonymous — December 11, 2005 @ 10:54 pm

• this was an awesome brand but you know need more color to it!! and thats what would make it better thank-you for listening

  someone — December 2, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

• YOUR PEERFUMES ARE SELLING GREAT AND THEY SMELL GREAT TO ALSO I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR FURNITURELINE AND CLOTHINGLINE FOR 2005.

  MIKE — May 11, 2005 @ 9:03 pm

• I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO BUYING THE NEW MARYKATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN PERFUMES FOR MY GIRL FRIEND ALL YOUR PRODUCTS ARE GREAT ANYTHING MADE FROM THE OLSEN TWINS I WILL BUY.

  Anonymous — April 30, 2005 @ 10:23 pm

• :lol:Hey every1! I’m from the US, & I have Mk*ASh’s old parfumes but I’m looking forward to buying the new ones. I liked the old ones but I’m expecting these to be even better.:mrgreen:

  alexis — March 31, 2005 @ 3:10 am

• Thats Hot

  A-P — March 27, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

• well mk n ash r very successful girls i thnk they make a luvly perfume ive got 2 of their perfumes n its well nice!!!! mk n ash r de best n im probs 1 of their biggest fans me n ma m8 hayden lol!!! we feel sorry for em tho coz they neva get left in peace jus **** off n leav da poor girls alone god they can sew u stupid papprazzi for this n i sure hope they ***** do us tupid twats!!!!!!!! lov ya mk n ahs ur soooooo both equally great

  leah — March 27, 2005 @ 3:31 am

• Happy Easter every one.

  I got a M-KA new york Minute Poster and New york Minute DVD.

  Teisha — March 26, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

• SURELY BOTH PERFUMES ARE GOOD.

  J — March 24, 2005 @ 5:45 pm

• the perfume is lovely

  uzi_the_don — March 23, 2005 @ 1:06 am

• im gonna buy the perfume straight away evan i aint gonna wear it
  and annonymous i love ashley
  and i have done all my life

  uzi_the_don — March 22, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

• hi people i am from czech republic and we havent here some clothes or parfumes from olsens shop!

  raven — March 22, 2005 @ 4:22 am

• Hi Paula!! You really live in Poland?? I’m from Austria! But what for a parfum? MK’s or Ash’s? They may are not so smelling well! Or?

  MKA_fan14 — March 22, 2005 @ 2:46 am

• mary-kate

  Martin Pries — March 21, 2005 @ 11:38 pm

• I want this perfume, but I live in Poland and I don’t have a chance to buy them… ;( Somebody wants to help me? xD

  Paula — March 21, 2005 @ 4:11 pm

• i love ashley

  Anonymous — March 21, 2005 @ 7:07 am

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