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John Stamos may play a confident PR man on the ABC comedy Jake in Progress, but on this day he is a bit lost. Literally. The actor is just a few weeks into shooting the second season of his Monday night series and hasn’t quite learned his way around the show’s new location on the 20th Century Fox studio lot. (read the rest...)

You know, I just realized something. Stamos is of Greek descent. His original name is Stamotopoulos (Stamos Biography) I wonder if that had anything to do with Mary-Kate liking Greek dudes? Too bad not all Greek guys are as good as Stamos. *cough* Stavros *cough*

Want some strange? In an episode of Full House Jesse's cousin visits. Guess what his name was? That's right -- Stavros!

You know, if Stamos wasn't the proverbial forbidden fruit, I wonder if Mary-Kate might be Mrs. Stamos by now? Whoa. Wouldn't that be like marrying your uncle? If she married Uncle Jesse would she be her own aunt? Sort of like being my own grandpa? Now that would be the wedding of the century!

I have a theory about Mary-Kate's engagement to Stavros. I'm willing to bet Stavros wanted more than Mary-Kate was willing to give before marriage, know what I mean? Mary-Kate was in love. She didn't want to lose him so she proposed. Letting his short sword do all the talking, Stavros went off half-cocked, accepted her proposal, even though he wasn't in love with her. He just wanted the goodies.

Afterwards, he got cold feet and in a panic tried to think of a way out of it. Too chicken to tell her the truth, he came up with a plan. He would brazenly start seeing other women to piss off Mary-Kate and make her call off the wedding. Well your plan worked Stavros. But it made you look like a real dick. You should of just been honest with her.

Now that I think about it I can't really blame him too much. Mary-Kate definitely has some goodies. But not the just the ones he was after. Her goodies are inside as well as outside. She has a good heart. She's a real treasure as is Ashley. She's warm and generous and kind. She's funny as hell and has a rapist wit.

She's gorgeous on the outside too but her physical beauty is multiplied a thousand-fold by her beautiful mind. That's what sets her apart from all the rest. There's only one woman I know who matches if not exceeds her in this department. She knows who she is...

Hopefully he's learned from this. We all makes mistakes. But you have to pay for them. Either by condemnation or self-loathing. Either way you will pay.

Lesson learned: honesty is the best policy. Don't get caught in your own web of lies.

Official Stamos Web Site: Johnstamos.net

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