This is Princess Ashley of House Olsen. The Princess explained that House Olsen is a very powerful feudal interstellar empire from the year 3007 and her house colors are black and berry.

House Olsen Emblem

"I have come across oceans of time and space to warn you pitiful primitive earthlings..."

"If you don't save the humpback whale then some 'thing' of indescribable destructive power will come to earth in the future and blow it to frak up in a senton and I don't mean maybe slim shady."

 

She went on to warn us sternly that, "You must get your act together and stop using one whale per toothpick or that thing of indescribable destructive power will get all Jack Bauer on your ass. And I assure you, you do not, I repeat not, want Jack Bauer on your ass."

"You do not want me on your ass."

 

When asked if 24 was still on in 3007 she said yes but it was called 24: The 24th Generation.

"In my opinion TOS is better. Two words: Flying sidekick."

An inconsolable woman asked the princess what it was like with no earth in her time.

"It is a tragedy. The delay in the construction of OlsenWorlds will cost House Olsen dearly. It will take forty-two thousand billion gigatons of spicelatinumquatlooscredits to replace this shak hole."

"I request a whale to take back with me or failing that, Kirstie Alley."

Beeched

 

One excited teenager asked Princess Ashley inappropriately, "Hey babe, how about a date?"

The princess replied derisively, "My oath of celibacy is on record," and set her phaser on disintegrate.

Suddenly the Princess' communicator beeped urgently. It was from her starship, the Millenium Rover, orbiting above.

"Ashley here. Uh huh, yes. Say what? You are under attack by a House Paris death star? That beech! Permission granted to return fire with transphasic torpedoes. Yes I know that will probably destroy Jupiter but whataya gonna do? Ashley out."

A man walked up to Princess Ashley and asked if she would mind melding with him.

"Do I look like that idiot Spock to you? He is such a pest, always hitting on me."

"Who luvs ya baby."

 

 

 

photos: Olsen-fan.net

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• Why do u think she is blond againe? It is an old photo? I saw thouse pictures in past

  Anonymous — January 10, 2007 @ 3:39 am

• yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss…………..she is blond agiannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!..wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…i’m too happy!!!!!11:lol:

  mafalda — January 9, 2007 @ 2:40 am

• Is she blond again? I like it both :grin:!

  MKA are the best!

  MKA-fan — January 8, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

• hey first 2 comment!!! wow, fank god shes blonde again… but wats wit the skeleton??

  Anonymous — January 8, 2007 @ 11:53 am

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