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December 31st, 2006 - Photos

 

 

Lovable adorable Mary-Kate Olsen. Or she used to be. You think you know this Mary-Kate, but you have no idea. This Mary-Kate is under the influence. Under the influence of....

 

 


"These shoes. Don't know where they came from..."


"The power. Feels good. You could lose yourself to them... "

That's right. The Cruel Shoes have taken control of our poor sweet wittle Michelle! Nooooo say it ain't so! Only bad can come from this my friends. I can't look. But I gotta....

 


Witness how the shoes make mincemeat of this poor man, the cruel shoes' first unfortunate victim....

 

 



"Your car is over here mam, please come this way?"

"Yes yes alright I hear ya d1ck wad, do I look stupid? Lets go! Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

"Y-y-yes mam. Uh, m-m-mam..."

 
See? The Cruel Shoes have infected her mind that was previously pure of thought with thoughts of potty-mouth. Next you'll see how it forces her to have evil thoughts of revenge, a mortal sin. Don't do it Mary-Kate!

 


"What is it dude cmon can't you see I'm in a hurry? I gotta go throw rotten eggs at Harvey Stupidstein's house. That backstabber will pay for cutting all my lines! Btw, you wouldn't know where he lives by any chance would ya?"


"No mam I don't know where Mr., uh, Stupidstein lives, I will google it for you immediately. I'm sorry to trouble you about this, this won't take a second, could you give me, uh, my..."

"What what what!!! Spit it out man I don't have all day. Don't you know I'm a very busy business woman who's normal in every way except I travel a lot and run a business or something like that I don't remember cause I'm too busy thinking of what country to buy next."

"Yes mam I realize you are a very busy business woman and I'm sorry it's just I wonder if I could have, that back, uh..."


"WHAT!!!?"


"Could I have my hat back?"


"Hat?"


"The hat."


"What hat?"


"The hat on your head."


"What hat I see no hat. What is this hat you speak of?"


"Yes, ah, ok, well, you see, it was a gift from my late grandmother. She asked me on her deathbed to wear it at all times to honor her and the sacrifices she made when she left her beloved homeland to  come to America to seek better opportunities for her and her descendents so many years ago and....."


"Yes yes yes thats fine, you can shut up now, too many words, your confusing me. Now what were you talking about? I wasn't listening, I zoned out for a second because I was bored, so please repeat the question."


"My hat."


"What hat?"

 

 You see! The shoes have taken over Mary-Kate's mind completely and is forcing her do heinous things! First a bad case of potty-mouth, then revenge, now lying. Oh what a web you will weave when the Cruel Shoes on your doorstep you receive!

 


"Oh your hat? Why didn't you say so? Um wait, let me think for a sec. Sure I'll give it back, laterz ok? I need it for a, uh, a premiere. Yes that's it. Big premiere. Very big. Bigger than big. You don't mind do you?"


"But! Sigh. No mam, I don't mind...."

"Good! I promise to get it back to you, ok-zerz?"

"Yes mam. I'll give you my number so you can..."

"Nah don't need that. I'll find ya.... sucker."

"What was that last part?"

"Nothing."

"Right."

 

With power comes great responsibility. Mary-Kate and Ashley have been taught this since they were children. The real Mary-Kate has the discipline to be responsible, to not abuse her powers, to not take advantage of her position and to use coupons whenever it is prudent. But these shoes, these cruel Cruel Shoes have corrupted her. They have no conscience. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They dont feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until the wearer is cruel too.

 


"Lovin these shoes. Gotta lend them to Ashley. Yes... Ashley...."

photos: Dream-twins.de/forum/

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  • Sick :sad:

    hey — February 5, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
  • and her new shoes are cool and good.:lol:

    bubsi — January 11, 2007 @ 11:20 pm
  • i dont like her new:roll: :roll: :roll: hair- colour. Why she change her hair???
    She isn

    bubsi — January 11, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
  • by the time she is 30, she will be a cripple! she needs to start wearing flats once in a while!

    Lam — January 9, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
  • :grin: :!: :?:I used to love MK. She was so fine. Now she’s becoming a little witch!!!!!

    Chris — January 9, 2007 @ 5:59 am
  • she looks cool!

    Karina — January 2, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
  • hate the shoes ugh funny story lol

    Kierra — January 2, 2007 @ 10:18 pm
  • Please answer comment (39)

    Joel — January 2, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
  • Hey Michael do you Know any of the twins Email Adresses. Becuase my friend says he has Ashleys.Do you think its fake???

    Joel — January 2, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
  • come on tell us!!!

    Ben — January 2, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
  • Just tell me come on Michael

    John — January 2, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
  • maybe, maybe not.

    “Thats funny.But have you ever spoke to them???

    Comment by John”

    Michael Shipley — January 2, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
  • Thats funny.But have you ever spoke to them???

    John — January 2, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
  • well lets just say there’s a fine line between courting and stalking, a new york judge pointed that out to me.

    “Michael I was wondering have you ever met the twins???

    Comment by John”

    Michael Shipley — January 2, 2007 @ 10:54 am
  • Michael I was wondering have you ever met the twins???

    John — January 2, 2007 @ 10:45 am
  • veeeeerrrryyyy fuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!! ha,ha,ha,ha :)

    MCR — January 2, 2007 @ 8:18 am
  • thanks. :mrgreen:

    and yes she is gorgeous.

    “lol ur funny michael! haha.

    and mary kate still looks beautiful

    Comment by emilie”

    Michael Shipley — January 2, 2007 @ 7:28 am
  • HEY I GOT THIS GAME IT,S CALLED POP 5 YOU ACT DRAW LETTER LINE UP CAN SLUP THERE WAS THIS CARD THAT YOUR NAMES ON IT OK TTFN

    rachel and ross — January 2, 2007 @ 7:23 am
  • lol ur funny michael! haha.

    and mary kate still looks beautiful

    emilie — January 2, 2007 @ 7:08 am
  • those balenciaga shoes are a great piece of couture and they are wear rite now on every runway show! models legs look painfully skinny. Ther just glam and amaising

    Anonymous — January 2, 2007 @ 6:54 am
  • I saw today a book which has Ashley and MK’s pic on it. And it writes on the cover “the offical annual 2007″, at the top that classic “mary-kateandashley” logo. Tomorrow I can buy it:idea:

    bba — January 2, 2007 @ 6:37 am
  • sorry i deleted your comment by mistake. here it is again:

    “Micheal do you see MK and Ashley’s offical annual 2007?

    Comment by bba”

    dont know what you mean?

    Michael Shipley — January 2, 2007 @ 3:07 am
  • Sorry I wrote your name wrong:smile:

    bba — January 2, 2007 @ 3:02 am
  • @Danace:

    i imagine they look better at certain angles you know? like if your wearing them and you look down they look great. but at different angles they dont. glad you liked the story. :-)

    Michael Shipley — January 1, 2007 @ 5:24 pm
  • ..I gotta Admit that the Shoes are ugly but i really enjoyed reading those lines..hahhaa!!! :p

    Danace — January 1, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
  • the shoes r very nice at marykate coz she is cool & the shoes r cool 2…

    & u have a very nice hair

    happy new year…

    babyzanzona

    zaina — January 1, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
  • @John:

    if your talking about the official club then its closed to new members.

    Michael Shipley — January 1, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
  • why cant i sign up to the offical MKA site

    John — January 1, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
  • Happy New Year Mary-Kate and Ashley…THE MOVIE!!!…
    From Me and Mary-kitten!!!!…

    http://www.kstny.com
    http://www.myspace.com/kstny
    http://www.youtube.com/kstny

    Happy New Year EVERYONE!!!!!…..

    kstny — January 1, 2007 @ 10:52 am
  • :roll:her shoes are 100 percent ugly,ygly,ugllyyy

    dsadfhui — January 1, 2007 @ 8:30 am
  • its funi

    Trishala — January 1, 2007 @ 6:07 am
  • look nice

    Anonymous — January 1, 2007 @ 5:28 am
  • shoes are cool

    Anonymous — January 1, 2007 @ 5:26 am
  • Mk is sweeter than life I jus love that gir!:razz: :lol: :cool:

    Adi — January 1, 2007 @ 12:22 am
  • the shoes are by far fashionable, dont you guys think?

    april*mk and ash stalker* — December 31, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
  • The shoes are cool en her clothes are amazing! And her hear is to vry cool!:smile:

    Anonymous — December 31, 2006 @ 8:54 pm
  • Her hair colur :mrgreen:

    mk&ashley-fan — December 31, 2006 @ 8:09 pm
  • Thanks for these photos. After all I think I like Mary-Kate her new hair colour! In the first photos of it, I didn’t like it. But now, it’s verry nice!

    Does anybody knows where she get that adorable scarf? I love it! Ashley has one too, but with green and red I think.

    But the shoes..Oh Mary-Kate. I think those shoes hurt when you wear them.

    Femke — December 31, 2006 @ 8:03 pm
  • The shoes are very ugly, I don’t know why she is wearing them :S

    johan — December 31, 2006 @ 7:46 pm
  • @Yazmine:

    dec 28 isnt new enough for you?

    Michael Shipley — December 31, 2006 @ 7:42 pm
  • Well, these are old pistures Michael, Mary-kate has another hair colour now. And her hair is shoter now. Haven’t you got new pics of her ??

    Yazmine — December 31, 2006 @ 7:29 pm
  • Don’t really like the shoes AND she looks waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to skinny

    Anonymous — December 31, 2006 @ 7:17 pm
  • Like Jim Carrey(Lloyd Christmas) says, I liked it a lot:smile: So sweet. Her hair is so good.

    bba — December 31, 2006 @ 6:03 pm
  • veeeeeeeeery nice finally she has her strawberry blond hair back ! YES
    :grin:

    jenny — December 31, 2006 @ 5:16 pm
  • Uh, don´t like her shoes, very ugly…:???:

    agnes — December 31, 2006 @ 5:05 pm
  • Wow! Nice, love her new hair!! :D Thank you!

    agnes — December 31, 2006 @ 5:00 pm
  • Love these shoes

    Dina — December 31, 2006 @ 4:58 pm

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