>> New HQ Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen Reading My Script

November 9th, 2005 - Photos

You may not believe this but it's true. I had a spy slip my script I just finished into Mary-Kate's purse. You never get anywhere by playing by the rules. Good guys finish last dude. I also had her bugged. They put it in her hair since, as we all know, she never washes it so I knew she'd never find it. Here's a transcript of what happened...


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"What the [bleep] is this in my purse? A script? How did that get in there? Let's see, I have two minutes until my date with that idiot Latsis. God I hate that guy but I gotta burn that bitch Paris and this is just the way to do it. Anyway, while I'm waiting I'll read this to kill the time.


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"Let's see...'Confessions of a Dangerous Girl' by Michael Shipley. Hmm, I like the title.  Don't know about the author though. Never heard of him. But wait, didn't I have someone terminated with that name before? Can't remember. Oh well it's not important. Let's see what we have here, ok, interior, dualstar, night..."   


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FADE IN:

INT. DUALSTAR - NIGHT

MARY-KATE enters and sits in her Dualstar designer chair after a long day of being Miss Perfect for her fans. Now is the time she gets to relax and be herself. Like trying to decide what movie role she'll steal from Lohan in revenge for stealing her role in Factory Girl.

As usual, purely for comfort, she's wearing only a very short t-shirt and little else. Across from her sits DAVID, her ex boyfriend who is desperate to get her back. She looks at DAVID for a moment then looks away with a smirk on her face. She slowly turns her chair so she can directly face him then "innocently" uncrosses then re-crosses her legs, reminiscent of the scene in Basic Instinct.

DAVID
Dammit! You drive me crazy with that
body of yours! Do you ever where panties?
C'mon take me back. I love you.

MARY-KATE
I said no. I want a man who will be
faithful and I smell Nikki Hilton all over you.
Now make yourself useful and
empty the trashcans.

DAVID wallows in self-pity. MARY-KATE feels sorry for him. She goes to the bookcase right next to DAVID and bends over to get a book. Her t-shirt rides up exposing her beautifull long tanned legs and a slight hint of booty. She glances back at DAVID, who is awestruck at what he is seeing, and she smiles imperceptibly..

DAVID
Will you stop that!
 

MARY-KATE
Why what ever are you talking about?
 

DAVID
You know what your doing you evil witch!
Your driving me insane with that
gorgeous body of yours!!
 

MARY-KATE
Oh my poor baby did mama get you all
hot and excited? I'm sorry I didn't mean to.
Here let me make it all better...

MARY-KATE dances sultrily toward DAVID. Her hips sway and her breasts bounce under the tight fitting t-shirt as she gets closer and closer. When she reaches him he grabs her and pulls her to him forcefully. She grabs his head and twists it savagely up to her waiting lips. She pauses for a moment then sniffs. He tries to pull her down to kiss her, but before he can she pushes his chair back, making him fall backwards onto the floor.

MARY-KATE
Sorry. I can still smell
that Hilton ho on you. Now get out.

DAVID gets up, steals some Tootsie Rolls, then leaves.

End Scene


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"Whoa. I like that. I play an evil she-bitch who is totally power mad and out of control, who likes teasing the hell out of guys, but who shocks everyone at the end with her amazing dance moves. Ok I added that last part. I could pitch it as sort of a cross between Election and Napoleon Dynamite. Score! I can sell this bitch to MTV Films!

"But there's something wrong. I'm not quite evil enough. I thought I told my people I want a script where I'm evil. EVIL EVIL EVIL! How many times do I have to say that? But this just might be salvageable. I'll send it back for a rewrite. George!"

"Yes, my master..."

"Have this rewritten and make my character more eviler-er-er. I'm talking Martha Stewart evil got it? Execute."

"Yes master..."

"I thought I told you never to call me master. Call me Queen Beatrix!"

"Oh yeah I forgot.."

"Idiot."

Source: Mkaolsen

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71 Comments

  1. Anonymous — July 20, 2007 @ 5:31 am

    please send on my mail email mary kate olsen

  2. ashley dolsen from from ireland but i`m going to live in l.a. after 2-3 years — November 23, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

    ….welll i think theiy`re great as a good peronalities…not because they`re famous or something….well i don`t thin it`s fair to say some silly things abut them because…they`re just a people like us…..
    so all what i`m gotta say i`d really like to hang out sometime cause i believe they`re good party girls……and they prbably like fun!!!
    as me…..especially at new yorks or los angeles clubs!!!
    so thats!!!alll i guess!!! :wink:

  3. dilara — August 25, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

    i love them:!: they’r so beautiful!! i’m from turkeyy:smile: :smile:

  4. Mariel_swe93_olsenlover — January 29, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

    :!: :?:

  5. Mariel_swe93_olsenlover — January 29, 2006 @ 9:24 pm

    Please can someone answer??!:razz: :roll:

  6. Mariel_swe93_olsenlover — January 29, 2006 @ 9:18 pm

    Hey is that true that mk still have anorexic??
    and do she take drogs??:sad:

  7. Victor from Switzerland — January 27, 2006 @ 8:45 pm

    @Sarah from New York — 11/18/2005
    I agree abou what you say… I don’t idolize no one. People, do you think they never go to a restroom? Or that their dejection smells like aprikot or parfume:?: :!: :lol: :mrgreen:

  8. Anonymous — January 27, 2006 @ 12:52 am

    toch maar even in het nederlands,wat een mega lelijke zonnebrillen kopen die twee toch.echt niet gezond dat je zo naar buiten durft!?

  9. me — January 14, 2006 @ 3:32 am

    come on!!:roll:

  10. Anonymous — December 31, 2005 @ 5:35 am

    m.k and ashley r soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not silly you the silly one:!:

  11. Nirvana-girl — December 29, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

    MK and Ash are silly!
    I was a fan from there but now?:mad:

  12. dhirendra — December 20, 2005 @ 9:08 pm

    mary-kate i heard je have a broken heart,but were ever when ever i am with you.:winkyour welwisher from surinam/ zuid-amerika

  13. sophie — December 18, 2005 @ 1:09 am

    love them dont know about the hair thow.

    but any if it is you then totaly do!!!!!!!!
    you rock more than anything

  14. gg — December 17, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

    hey otha mk and ash fan!!!!!!! i totally agree with u!!ashley is so gorgeous!!!! (in a non lesbo way) lol so where are you from:?:
    :lol:

  15. Nouna — December 16, 2005 @ 7:59 am

    Hey sup Mk & Ashley fans ? and for those who aren’t fans sup 2 you 2?? MK has lost alot of weight but has also progressed and still manages to be beautiful!! Ashley… well she’s gorgeous all around but is also there whenever MK needs her! keep up the good work girls stay true to yourselves and never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink: :grin:

  16. Anonymous — December 16, 2005 @ 7:52 am

    MK & Ashley kno how to keep it real stay true girlz!!!!! :cool: :wink: Nouna:roll:

  17. Anonymous — December 16, 2005 @ 7:48 am

    Marykate and Ashley both are gorgeus girls and always manage to be there for eahother that’s what makes them so awesome!!!!!!!!!:wink: :roll:

  18. Anonymous — December 14, 2005 @ 9:29 am

    Mary-kate and Ashley are so so great!! Me and my sister love them, in fact they are our favorite actress since Two of a kind! They are very beautiful..:razz: :razz:

  19. honciu patricia ioana — December 12, 2005 @ 12:27 am

    :lol:hello!!!i”m ioana..and i want spick (short time)with mary-kate olsen..and ashley…please !!!!!!you take….email adress????messenger????contact my..please…i want message!!:razz: :roll: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :lol:

  20. mitcy — December 11, 2005 @ 5:45 pm

    i think m-k are the most beutifull an the coolest:razz:

  21. mari — December 11, 2005 @ 5:42 pm

    I think they are the best!! When i grow up i will bee like them:razz: :!: :!: :lol: :eek: :roll: :wink:

  22. Eduard — December 10, 2005 @ 7:30 am

    :smile:
    I think the girls are very beutifull but thats nut only!
    Maybe i don’t know them very vell because i am from Latvia but i know this girls are beutifull and they are also beutifull in to the hearth :smile:

  23. Anonymous — December 9, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

    I love Mary- kate and Ashley! Good story too!

  24. Elise Kjærgaard — December 8, 2005 @ 7:41 pm

    Hello :razz:
    I love mary-kate and ashley..

    They are so beutifull.. :P hehe..

    I come from Norway :shock: :P:P:P
    so..

    tihi.. by by..

  25. carissa — December 4, 2005 @ 10:20 am

    i LOVE mary-kate and ashley, i am also a twin and mary-kate is my favourite twin… :!:

  26. Renee — December 4, 2005 @ 1:30 am

    :shock:HeaaiiJJ SiiJnn Hiierr 0oK menSenn nederLanDss:cool:iinpLaatss aLLeen dii andere taaL..??:roll: :sad: …. d0eiiJJJ xx :mrgreen:

  27. PATRICIA — December 2, 2005 @ 9:35 pm

    :cool: OLSEN SOIS LAS MEJORES Y ADE+ SOIS SUPER WPAS, UN BESO!!!

  28. Anonymous — December 2, 2005 @ 9:46 am

    Ashley is simply a georgeous Girl

  29. stephanie rivera — November 30, 2005 @ 11:46 pm

    marykate is the nicest person i’ve seen from t.v and i love her hair she is an idol to me and i wanna dress just like her too.

  30. stephanie rivera — November 30, 2005 @ 11:44 pm

    wowww marykate really looks healthy and happy! i love her movies, and i love her style it’s funky and it’s cool!

  31. naomi — November 27, 2005 @ 2:19 am

    hallo niemand aus deutschland da? auch egal die olsens sind voll cool ich find mk am besten und meine freundin findet mk auch super.

    viele grüße

    falls uns jemand verstehen sollte

  32. liles — November 26, 2005 @ 9:12 pm

    all of u r a bunch of idiots. MK does so wash her hair…how else could you explain y their so beautiful?

  33. dave — November 23, 2005 @ 12:50 am

    well to be honest with you i think she is the most beautifullist creature alive and its my life ambition to get in contact with her…and if any one can help me plz contact me on davesk801@hotmail.com :lol:

  34. Anonymous — November 22, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

    mk is more pretty ossume than her twins, ash!

  35. Sweety — November 19, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

    She is looking good in that close

  36. Anonymous — November 18, 2005 @ 12:59 am

    GOSH !!!
    Year she’s ”HOT”, but I think that Ashley is ‘HOT HOT”- :wink:

  37. Sarah from New York — November 18, 2005 @ 12:23 am

    Ok…I don’t know them personally, obviously, but I do know one thing! NO person deserves to be treated the way the Olsen twins have been treated by some of the public. They are people too…it’s not their fault that they are so beautiful and fell into a career such as the one they have. LEAVE THEM THE **** ALONE!!! Let them live the way they want to…they have the means and the right! They aren’t any different then you or I, there blood runs through their veins the same way yours does and their hearts beat just as yours does too!!! Get over yourself and leave them alone. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT THEY HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN YOU!!!

  38. Anonymous — November 15, 2005 @ 4:13 pm

    HMMMMMMM……..BEAUTIFUL THE PHOTOS!!!MARY KATE AND ASHLEY THE BEST:razz:

  39. Anonymous — November 15, 2005 @ 10:33 am

    :roll: I think they’re both really cute and talented:mrgreen:The sunglasses :cool: are big but shes still reeally pretty:!: Their both getting really skinny though:oops:

  40. Graciela — November 14, 2005 @ 3:05 am

    i love mk and ash and i theyr both beutiful

  41. Anonymous — November 13, 2005 @ 11:20 am

    screw off takin pics of the girls they rock and u suck 4 doing that..let them live

  42. amanda from sweden — November 13, 2005 @ 5:09 am

    is this the script to factory girl?

  43. princess — November 13, 2005 @ 12:01 am

    i just love her! she is so beautiful! ASHLEY is still the best though!:mrgreen:

  44. abigail B — November 12, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

    plus i do agree that when they were younger they might have been wearing the same matching clothes but now they are trying to be a bit diffrent by ashley being the girly one and m-k being the outgoing boyish figure

  45. abigail B — November 12, 2005 @ 5:36 pm

    yes they do beth ashley is more girly and m-k is much more rock chick than a so called girly chick and u cant disagree with that because in their new movie you can defidently tell who is who by their UNIQUE style!

  46. kitty — November 12, 2005 @ 4:29 am

    wirklich schön!
    really beauty!

  47. beth — November 12, 2005 @ 4:24 am

    hey,michael shipley

    so you have met mary-kate and ashley have you?

    i don’t but why don’t you read romance novels?

  48. beth — November 12, 2005 @ 4:16 am

    mary kate and ashley love the same clothes.
    i read about it in a biography of them.so how can Mk have a unique style:roll: :lol: :idea: :grin: :!:

  49. abigail B — November 12, 2005 @ 12:27 am

    i disagree i think she has got a unique style!

  50. L — November 10, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

    that sunglasses!!! too big! but i like that shoes:)

  51. abigail B — November 10, 2005 @ 10:39 pm

    hi every body how u doin? i so bore! i think ashley is getting thiner than m-k!

  52. Michael Shipley — November 10, 2005 @ 5:27 pm

    Lam,

    Thanks. I love to tease Mary-Kate and Ashley. :mrgreen:

    No I don’t read romance novels but I’d like to.

  53. Lam — November 10, 2005 @ 4:57 pm

    mmmm…..Michael, i think u have been reading 2 many cheesey romance novels! very funny!

  54. Taylor — November 9, 2005 @ 1:06 pm

    Yo
    hum… is very good for working reflecting the mind, without notion, the best place pra to study text is with a pretty sound of silences… in my option is thus hehe more than good well, follows firm ai:S vo going in this if it takes care of, until more…

  55. Anonymous — November 9, 2005 @ 10:20 am

    credit for those actually goes to olsen-fan.net

    :) :)

  56. Melly — November 9, 2005 @ 10:09 am

    :mrgreen:i liked her Clothes and it s looking pretty.
    Melissa ( Melly ):razz:

  57. Michael Shipley — November 9, 2005 @ 8:24 am

    yoyo,
    Thanks. I was worried it was a little too risque but if you liked it I guess it passed the test. ;)

  58. yoyo — November 9, 2005 @ 8:21 am

    that waz funny nice micheal
    mk&ash all ways b no. 1
    u r 2 micheal best of tha best funnest guy
    aka peaceout

  59. Michael Shipley — November 9, 2005 @ 7:24 am

    miss joby,
    Thanks. I learned how to do that from…

    Oh no, I’ll never tell.

  60. miss joby — November 9, 2005 @ 7:17 am

    oh and DANPO. the skull aren’t on her purse. it’s a banda of some sort. well.. sumthin like a bandana/handkerchief/wutever. :shock:

  61. miss joby — November 9, 2005 @ 7:12 am

    good job on the script michael. where did u learn to do that? just some minor adjustments and it will be a masterpiece

  62. mjk — November 9, 2005 @ 6:42 am

    awsome! i love her!!!:)
    i love er face,her clothes,shes so cute:):roll:
    isnt she?:)

  63. Jim — November 9, 2005 @ 6:01 am

    hot!!!!!!!!
    do u think she would
    marry me man?
    i think so.

  64. Anonymous — November 9, 2005 @ 5:13 am

    looks pretty gd,
    why she go out with glasses on?
    She died her eye brows red too, interesting…

  65. danpo — November 9, 2005 @ 4:48 am

    There are skulls on her bag, that’s somewhat confusing me. - it shouldn’t, but I’m not used to it. Anyway, these are really nice pictures. I definitely like Mary-Kate’s pensive and relaxed look. :-)

  66. Anonymous — November 9, 2005 @ 3:40 am

    Ashley is more beautiful :cool:

  67. RX-eric_19 — November 9, 2005 @ 2:38 am

    she is sooo beautiful!!!!

  68. Jessica — November 9, 2005 @ 2:20 am

    Woow ! She’s Beautiful ! ;D

  69. Alina — November 9, 2005 @ 1:40 am

    Hey!!!! I am second! :lol:
    Mary-Kate looks good, where she living now, in LA or NY? Please, answer who know.

  70. Sess — November 9, 2005 @ 1:37 am

    erhm, they booth are relly good !
    talentent!

  71. Lara — November 9, 2005 @ 1:36 am

    the sunglasses could, however be smaller,,,,they are too big

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