>> New HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and David Katzenberg Clone Max Snow
Few people know this but Max Snow is actually a clone of David Katzenberg. Notice how similar they look?
He's not an exact clone because he's not the first. He's Clone#4987. After Clone#2876 they started to mutate and not look exactly like David, nor were they as docile as the previous ones. The story is Max found out the truth. He was a clone and he was cloned for a purpose. He escaped from the farm on September 2, 2006 and soon arrived at Mary-Kate's doorstep begging for help. He looked so much like David the guards let him right in....
He explained to her that Katzenberg's Mexican non-union equivalent scientists were getting ready to "make him go away," as they put it because he didn't want to go to the island to be used for body parts and he was generally becoming a nuisance with his strange irritating behavior.
"I just wanted to be simple humble Max Snow," he whined to Mary-Kate who listened patiently. "I only want the simple things in life Mary-Kate -- to be a hipster, a raconteur, a man about town, an unemployed intellectual elitist snob who uses bobby pins to hold up his pants around his mid-thigh area. That's all. It that too much to ask?"
Kate's heart went out to him. She admired his desire for hipsterism for that is what she aspired to herself only in a more legitimate non-stupid way. She decided the only way to protect him from Katzenberg's goon squad would be to make him her new boyfriend -- for about two or three months then he's history because she gets bored real fast.
"I'd like to thank you again Mary-Kate for taking me in you saved my life and I will never..."
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, will you ever shut up. You are really irritating you know that? If you must talk then recite some poetry or something after all you are a hipster are you not? And not that same old shit either."
"Oh ok. Ahem. To be or not to be..."
"Omfg not that again. Thats not even poetry! I told you that's Shakespeare! Jesus H Christ just forget it."
"Sigh, I think I'll have to terminate him sooner than I expected. Whoa, who's that sexy blonde chick in the window? Yow. What's cookin good lookin..."
source: Olsen-fan.net
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i don’t know what they feel i’m just giving my opinion based on interviews i’ve watched and read and also just the way they present themselves. i just dont understand why people come on this mka fansite and then complain about how ugly and unfashionable they are, it’s obnoxious. but to answer your question no just JAM i don’t know them.
Im asking u cos u seem to know what they feel when they are being judged by other people.
no
do you, JAM?
do u know her Melissa?
mary kate dresses the way she wants too. she always has, and she and her sister have made leaps and bounds over other annoying celebrities who follow trends dictated to them by their stylists. The boho chic look is in now almost totally thanks to their creativity, and the fact that they truly don’t give a rats about what people think.
thats their style and if you don’t like it get over it and start idol-worshipping another famous person.
oh yeah they r still hot a lot of people r jealous of them. When they see them wearing there prefered type of clothing especially Mary-kate a lot of people don’t like them. But guess what they do.
if some people are gonna kill an animal then why not use the fur otherwise it will just go to waste
sarh is way lame
ghetto
you guys are whack you crackheads
she is still hot
both of them
i guess you don’t like the grunge style
i think its hot
hi becky whatsup.
How is MK able to walk in those shoes?:shock:
i would have fallen flat on my face:razz:
I just have to say that its no wonder people get anorexia and other eating disorders when everyone`s always focusing on whats on the outside and not whats on the inside of a person! grow up!
if that is, like real fur, that really sucks, but I don’t think MK is that stupid.. Anyways, I like MK for her acting and her way of behaving, not her look, her haircolour and her skin.. She’s a good actress, and I respect her because of that.
She is soo ugly !! Her white hair and this black fur !! MK why do you wear a fur ?? That pour animal ! I don’t like you anymore.
the hole in the stockings is sooooo pretentious. she thinks she is so cool but she’s not. it’s just silly and disrespectful looking.
wearing fur SUCKS. “i look so hot in drowned, skinned baby animal.”
not a good look mk.
When I say that fell in love with a girl, I am falling in love with that girl, no matter if she changes haircolor or any kinda superficial aesthetic factor…
Did you understand anonymous 3?
mary-kate, you are beautiful no mather what people say (L)
:razz:i was kinda of suspicious that it was david anyways mk looks better now
with that blond hair,,she’ll look better brunette though 
hey.. he dosn’t look like David ATALL!
But Mary-kate is looking pretty good.. liked her better when she had brown hair like me….
Bye……..:mrgreen:
No.3…do you really have to post your stupid message twice?
You Know what? I thought i was the only who noticed, that David and Max has Similarities…
i miss old mary-kate…
well no offense but i used to rlly like the olsen twins but they have gotten pretty ugly. i dont see how people cans till like those ugly looking hobo clothes and the red ugly lipstick. they are rlly messed up…:???:
Comment by Anonymous
I so agree with you.
is she with him again or what ?
at least her hair is much neater now. thanks for the pics!
well no offense but i used to rlly like the olsen twins but they have gotten pretty ugly. i dont see how people cans till like those ugly looking hobo clothes and the red ugly lipstick. they are rlly messed up…:???:
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Hey!
First to comment
I just love Mary-Kate Olsen in an unconfined way…
I’ll do everything I can to find her!
Tommy