Poor Ashley. All her life it's been the same story. Business before pleasure. Since she was young she had no time for the normal things all normal girls do, like trick or treating or Proms or going to the bathroom with out getting mobbed by fans. But this year it would be different. She was determined to do it this time -- go trick or treating! She convinced a couple of friends and her bodyguard to come with her to have some Halloween fun. The only problem was...

Ashley: "Shit."

Alex: "What's wrong now?"

Ashley: "Those people were so rude. I said trick or treat and all I got was this can of anti-freeze. Give me some eggs, those turkeys are going to get it."

Alex: "Uh, hello? It's November 4th. Isn't Halloween like, over? Duh?"

Ashley: "Geez I'm only a few days late. If they knew my schedule they'd understand and gimme some fricken free candy."

LordOfTheWang: "Why am I always in front? I'm getting a little tired of always getting kicked in the balls for no good reason when I'm not lookin."

Ashley: "Shut up Wang or I will kick you in the balls for no good reason."

Blondie: "Let's go let's go let's go! It's as c-c-c-cooooold as a witches silicon b-b-b-boobjob out here. G-g-g-gimme that fricken antifreeze and a straw b-b-b-bitch."

Ashley: "She's right let's go -- to the next house! I am sure this time I'll get lots of delicious free candy. Emphasis on free. Isn't this fun?"

Alex: "Yeah like walking on glass with an elephant on your back."

LordOfTheWang: "Uh, I want a coffee break. And by coffee I mean five Big Macs, with fries."

Alex: "Shut up Wang. You have to suffer like the rest of us."

Blondie: "Ok it's official. My nose is froze. Fuck it. Fuck it all. Just fuck it."

Ashley: "You guys are just a bunch of party poopers. Next time I'm going with Michael. Now he's fun."

Alex: "I can't believe you said that. I'm fun too! Just look at these sneakers. These are fun sneakers dude. Fun fun fun. They give me happy feet. Right now my feet are frozen but if they weren't they'd be happy. Aaaand, thanks to the advice from Mary-Kate, I'm not wearing any panties. If that's not proof I'm a fun girl then I don't know what is. Michael can't beat that I bet!"

Ashley: "Teehee, with Michael I wouldn't be so sure..."

Blondie: "As everyone knows Blondes have more fun so fuck all you bitches."

LordOfTheWang: "I want..."

Ashley, Alex, Blondie: "Shut up Wang!"

Ashley gets an idea and kicks Wang in the balls. He drops like a sack of potatoes with an elephant on it's back.

Ashley: "We have a Wang down! I repeat we have a Wang down! Hurry girls! We have to get Wang up!"

They all laugh. Now they were all having fun.

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