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July 15th, 2005 - Photos

Here we see the secret entrance to the new massive Dualstar subterranean lair where MK&A plot world domination and are free to walk around naked like God intended.

 

MK: "You give me a flat and I'll kill you Meat-Shield#492."

MeatShield: "Yes master"

 

MK: "These jeans fit me so well it feels like I'm wearin nothin. Hey I better write that down."

 

MK entering lair: "I like touching my ass for some reason."

Friend: "I like looking at it."

MK: "Stop staring at my ass!"

 

MK leaving lair: "Yes hello. Ok Michael I'll meet you for dinner bye. <hangs up> Jeez what a pest. <to guard> Have him terminated with extreme prejudice."

MeatShield: "Yes master"

MK: "Don't call me master."

MeatShield: "Yes master."

MK: "That's it! Terminate yourself as well you botard!"

MeatShield: "Yes master."

MK: "Arg!"

 

Michael Bay: "Hey babe get in and I'll make you a star in my next picture - Perl Harbor 2: More SlowMo Forever."

MK: "Mmm I don't know if I should. My daddy said don't take rides from strangers."

Michael Bay: "C'mon baby don't play me like dat you know I love you."

MK: "Well, ok. But I get points and a 50 foot trailer and a masseur and a trampoline and Red Bull chilled to 32degf delivered every day and all my friends get a walk-ons and everyone has to call me princess and anyone who calls me master is eliminated with extreme prejudice. Deal?"

Michael Bay: "Sure no problem get in. And if you could get in very slowly I'd appreciate it."

MK: <sigh> "Why are all guys freaks."

photo credits: MKA Hecka Tight

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  • i don’t why i love mary and ashley. i know that they have something special

    nok(little girl) — August 16, 2006 @ 3:48 pm

  • Very very much Olsen!!!!!!!I lives Hungari!

    Barbesz — January 15, 2006 @ 12:56 am

  • Maybe it’s because they haven’t met me yet.:mrgreen:

    Olsenfan — January 14, 2006 @ 7:23 am

  • I’m just wondering if all the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen fans realize how sad they look. I think they are beautiful little creatures but they just look so sad… and lifeless. But they dress cool… Perhaps it is because they have cameras chasing them everywhere but I have yet to see a video clip or photograph of them looking happy (minus publicity photos). Just thought I would comment.

    Cate ~USA — July 25, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

  • I luv m-k so much :razz: :lol: :!:

    sarah — July 24, 2005 @ 7:04 pm

  • ey dis izz un amayzing cite y love it:razz: :razz: :razz:
    and y hope dat you have more video clips hava from mary-kate and ashley olsen

    wel bye bye

    p.s ashley izz much better than mary-kate

    lizzy — July 24, 2005 @ 1:51 am

  • I believe that Mary-Kate is Much better than Ashley.Her style is perfect and she s really beautiful and funny. I also like her boyfriend,Stavros Niarxos, who is rich and very hot.

    Daniela — July 20, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

  • Hey that is very good pictures however I don’t think that the conversation is true.:grin:

    Adi — July 20, 2005 @ 8:01 am

  • why on one foot shes got a heel on and the other a flip flop is she blind

    ?????????? — July 19, 2005 @ 5:32 pm

  • :razz: hey joby u go 2 oxy skool don’t u?:grin:

    mel — July 19, 2005 @ 12:22 am

  • whoot…whoot!Oh God they’re really beautiful…And the car…WoW!:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Veronica (ITALY) — July 17, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

  • Siobhan…: hu r u talkin to? coz if ur talkin 2 me..its my opinion…. n many people has different comments….. cant i jus say i like Ash beta?

    Lannie — July 17, 2005 @ 3:02 pm

  • that person right how dare u y y????

    yoyo — July 17, 2005 @ 4:08 am

  • :evil:Why did you have to do sexist comments like that !?!
    What do you think MK would think!! She’d hate you!!! MKA are just nice people not *** icons!!! And anyway why don’t you put in stuff about Ashley!!!:mad:

    Siobhan — July 17, 2005 @ 3:36 am

  • i noe its ur opinion..n mine 2…but wat dus it got 2 do wif…Mk bein stronger….dat shes beta?!?! wat so weaklingz aint kool? not dat Ash is or nefing…… dere both gorjus..jus dat i like Ash more den Mk !!!! I LUV U!!!!!!

    Lannie — July 16, 2005 @ 11:38 am

  • i luv Mk n A …but deres 2 many stories on Mk……. i luv dem both…but i rekon Ash is beta!!!! she is more gorjus den Mk ….. she dresses more oppropriate… n everyfing she wares…..luks hot! evn if she wears…paper bag… shel stil lookz hot!!! il meet dem 1 day 4 sure!! luvin u both Mk n A!! muahz!!!!

    Lannie — July 16, 2005 @ 11:36 am

  • they both rok but mary kate is so much betr crew u guys who think ashleys betr. look at how strong mk must be to b hapy again!!! shes prettier too now that she isnt as skinny…she looks healthier. shes strong

    Anonymous — July 16, 2005 @ 9:55 am

  • i’m 100%with ash is a better dresser than mk
    they r gorgeous & a big fan of them

    queeny — July 16, 2005 @ 5:19 am

  • ASHLEY dress better than mk
    mk dress like garbage look at that
    girlfriend ash is a better dresser
    i like ash cover book ??????????

    MISSY — July 16, 2005 @ 5:09 am

  • MK IS COOLER THAN ASH ASH
    I KNOW THEY BOTH COOL BUT MK IS BETTER

    cool — July 16, 2005 @ 5:03 am

  • I think Mary-Kate is the hottest one, but Ashley is so gorgeous to. I’m a huge fan off their both.
    The thing I love with M-K, is her wildly, brown hair and the way she is dressed.

    Love MK & A — July 16, 2005 @ 3:22 am

  • have yall noticed that everything that happens happens to mary kate??? but wat she said was like really funny!!! and by the way i think ashley looks waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy better than mary kate not that they’re older. later!

    daya — July 16, 2005 @ 3:16 am

  • i think mk is sexer than her sister ashley
    i love mk wild hair because she wild
    i hope she rocks my world

    shame — July 16, 2005 @ 12:46 am

  • weres ashley:?: :?: :?: :?:

    mariposa — July 16, 2005 @ 12:31 am

  • Nice Porche, my dads freind has a (new) Porche 911, it’s fkin fast i tell ya! Makes the blood rush from my head.
    Oh yea, good stuff, but small for headquaters aren’t they. lol free to walk around ***** like god intened. Wish i was god, i could make up some gr8 rules! :cool:

    Downcount — July 16, 2005 @ 12:01 am

  • MK: “Why are all guys freaks.”

    MK….i am not like that. I am just a liitle boy who likes blood, vampires and full moons.:roll:

    MK: “These jeans fit me so well it feels like I’m wearin nothin.”

    hmmmmm….:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    i almost forgot….Mk is looking better than ever. look at her…slim,sexy, cute (with her hair open) and beautiful. i love you mary-kate.
    (K)

    peace out.

    Daanish — July 15, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

  • :razz: FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:razz:

    booster — July 15, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  • I Don’t like paparzzi pics but I like that car:smile: :smile: :smile:

    Anonymous — July 15, 2005 @ 11:16 pm

  • Nice ASS!!:grin: she look so HOT!!!:lol:

    BoBo — July 15, 2005 @ 10:34 pm

  • SOON… OLSEN TWINS……SOON!:wink:

    Zero — July 15, 2005 @ 9:31 pm

  • R2….YOUR TERMINATED!!!!:twisted: :lol:

    Zero — July 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm

  • pack off buster,I adore MK&A and i will meet them one day!!!!Cozzzzz I am an actor as well as they!!!!!!!!!

    Anonymous — July 15, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

  • She’s cute i guess. But where’s ashley?

    Kate — July 15, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

  • She’s cute i guess.

    Kate — July 15, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

  • :neutral: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :neutral: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile:
    heh me don’t understand english,me from Amerika,but don’t understand english,cozz me die,aaaaa-aaa-aa-a :neutral:

    Anonymous — July 15, 2005 @ 8:47 pm

  • :razz: agregarme luis_grove

    Anonymous — July 15, 2005 @ 8:41 pm

  • HHM..could anyone tell me if she’s wearing sandals or heels?i know she usually wears sandal,but the 3rd picture looked like she’s wearing sandal on her right feet,and heels on her left.haha i know this is lame but i’m really curious

    ash — July 15, 2005 @ 8:20 pm

  • great comments very funny!!! thanks for the pictures michael!!!:razz: :razz:

    ice — July 15, 2005 @ 7:11 pm

  • she looks much better with clothes that fit her than them dumster clothes:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    mariposa — July 15, 2005 @ 7:10 pm

  • Mary-Kate is really funny!!! LOVE Her and ashley!!!:smile: :lol: :razz: :oops: :mrgreen: :!: :!: :!:

    Mary-Kate and ashley lover — July 15, 2005 @ 7:03 pm

  • It looks like you find mary kate more than ashley for these past articles

    RUDD_JAM — July 15, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

  • Michael, you are quite funny when you add screen play to the pictures.

    RUDD_JAM — July 15, 2005 @ 6:54 pm

  • Lannie: I’m working in it. She’s in my sights as we speak… :mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — July 15, 2005 @ 5:35 pm

  • heya ….. im not sure if i evn get all these stories..lmao…oki doki…. but i stil read it coz Mk is dere….yoohooo….wheres Ashley?answer me Michael….how *** u neva rite bout Ash?

    Lannie — July 15, 2005 @ 5:23 pm

  • Merci beaucoup mais je les avais déjà vu!
    very thank but i see too (déjà)lol
    i don’t like french …:???: and i’m french :???: lol:lol:

    étoile — July 15, 2005 @ 5:04 pm

  • WoooWwW…She looks so gorgeous in jeans!!
    Nice horsetale!!

    Love MK and A — July 15, 2005 @ 5:03 pm

  • Hahaha great comments Michael :razz: So funny…. And she looks great, I love her hair and clothes…

    Noortje — July 15, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

  • Princess…..m: Thank you so much I’m glad you like it! :*

    Michael Shipley — July 15, 2005 @ 3:21 pm

  • love love love it all……p a and p k lovies too! beeyatch!…whoot whoot! i think i need another drink…

    Princess.....m :-* — July 15, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

  • j0by: Thanks. Am now eliminating myself….

    :mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — July 15, 2005 @ 11:59 am

  • she looks so gourge in jeans :smile:

    hanna — July 15, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  • Dang michael!! Ur good! Eliminate urself wit extreme prejudice..

    j0by — July 15, 2005 @ 11:35 am

  • yea i told her she looked so much better in clothes like that

    u no me — July 15, 2005 @ 11:31 am

  • OOH SECOND COMMENT.. SHE LOOKS HOT WHIT A PONNYTALE

    LOUISE — July 15, 2005 @ 11:25 am

  • :razz:hahah LMAO.. love the comentry…
    SHES GORJUZ

    ~Gioia~ — July 15, 2005 @ 11:18 am

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