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July 23rd, 2005 - Photos

 

Ashley: "Owweee my neck hurts! The doc said it's caused by some type of stress. Probably by some person who is driving me crazy he said. But I say it's from talking on the phone too much."

MeatShield: "Uh, maybe."

Ashley: "Shut up."


Ashley: "See. Its gone all the way to my dialing finger. Made it go rigid. Too bad it's not my middle finger. I could use it for that poopy-ratzi over there. Mary-Kate says that's always a lot of fun."

"F*ck you!"

 

Ashley: "<slurp> Aahhhh...Good coffee. God I'm bored...I know! I'll give Michael a call. Tell him what a wanker he is then hang up. That's always fun. Now where do I have that guys number stored..oh yeah here it is under losers...<dialing...>"

<Recording>: "The person you are calling... Michael... has been... terminated with extreme prejudice... by... Meat-Shield#492. Thank you for using T-Mobile."

Ashley: "Oh yeah now I remember. Mary-Kate mentioned something about terminating someone the other day. <slurp> Mmm..gooood coffee...."

 

Ashley: "Alright lets rock and roll...Wtf? Hey, MeatShield, wasn't the steering wheel on the other side just a few minutes ago?"

MeatShield: "Uh, maybe."

Ashley (jabbing meatshield in the chest with her finger) : "I'm going to change your name to MeatHead mister!"

MeatShield: "Uh, maybe."

Ashley (still jabbing) : "Shut up and put the wheel back on the other side!!!"

MeatShield: "Uh, maybe."

Ashley: "Arg!! My neck hurts!!"

photo credits: Misspoes

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89 Comments

  1. Michael Shipley — August 12, 2006 @ 11:16 pm

    “Very Funny Dialogue Michanzie..i had fun reading it.. - Comment by Danace”

    glad you liked it. :mrgreen:

  2. Danace — August 12, 2006 @ 11:08 pm

    Very Funny Dialogue Michanzie..i had fun reading it..:lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  3. no.1 fan lois! — April 8, 2006 @ 7:53 pm

    hi dis is lois yr NO.1 fan :grin:u r ace keep makin movies plzz i luv ya loadzzzzzzzz i no ya as wel as ma twin sister beth we re jus lyk u american twins lol

  4. Anonymous — April 8, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

    ia mary-kate and ashley u r mint im a twin me and ma sis emma i am libby we r identical it is enoyin but fun we luv u keep makin movies plzzzzzzzzz
    luv emma n libby
    XxX

  5. Izzy — March 25, 2006 @ 10:03 am

    Mk and ashley are sooooooo cool anyone want to chat just say Izzy yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. sexy thing — March 15, 2006 @ 8:43 pm

    I think dat MICHAEL TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!! i think its so kiff 4 u to keep us entertained its fun to hear abt all da **** dat they do! and hey I THINK da twins r great but lately they just got **** in their heads and they ruin their great reputation when they do that!
    i think they shud start getting real i mean….if da whole world is gonna see what they do then they shud at least do things that will ispire people and not put them off!

  7. ju — December 16, 2005 @ 11:48 pm

    i love them!!!!i think ashley is very so beautiffuland mary kate too!i prefer ashley beacause in her movie she is more féminine than m.k but the twins are very beatifful and eally great !!!!bye and kissssss

  8. Mandy — December 14, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

    was fun to read it!!:lol: what are you gona do next time???:?: soo… exited!:shock:!peace and love Mandy :mrgreen:

  9. mollie from sheffield — August 2, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

    i think mary-kate and ashley are great:!: i realy love them:wink: ashley is very pretty and so is mary-kate! they are both so different and i realy love them both:!: i can not stop serching magazines and the internet for news of them and pics!:razz: :razz: :razz:

    if anybody does not like them then they must be idiots:!: cause mary-kate and ashley are the best twin actresses i know:!: they are both talented and amazing:!: i can not wait for a new film to come out so i can prove to my cousen that they are super:!:

  10. Love MK & A — July 28, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    FU*K those FUC*ERS (Poopy Ratzis)

    I hate poopy-ratzzzis. Why can’t they leave the twins alone and let them live their life.

    LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIFE!!!

  11. Anonymous — July 25, 2005 @ 11:07 pm

    That’s right Mk & A Kill them Focking papa ratzii:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Kill Them:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

  12. Mel — July 25, 2005 @ 8:22 pm

    it’s always mk init?:wink:

  13. Lannie — July 25, 2005 @ 3:32 pm

    yeh !! dats rite… i wun 2 c Mk n A 2geda !!! stories of dem 2geda please…. !!!! i luv 2 c dem 2geda agen…dat wud b perfect!! lol …luv ya Mk n A!!

  14. yoyo — July 25, 2005 @ 1:58 am

    i don’t know about that common by mk they live seperetd lives, bull of bolone…i don’t b lieve it 1 bit, get somebody in trouble like that, please would you stop i don’t know u r mk or not if u were talk about yourself only:cry: :cry: :cry: ash been out tha clinic, pic above lier how sad no disrespect try to pull a fast 1 uhhhhh….i don’t know u but stop putting names does belong to u ok

    peaceout aka mk&a alway tha best always tha best & leave them alone they do notting 2 u try 2 keep it clean clean not dirty don’t let me catch u putting they names here again, use your owned not somebody peaceout

  15. RUDD_JAM — July 25, 2005 @ 1:50 am

    Nice to hear.

  16. morgan — July 25, 2005 @ 1:02 am

    I know you know michael wrights coments like that so that it will be fun to read but think about mkay and ash! I don’t think they would b too glad to here about that! w/e
    laugh about it i don’t care but im sure they do!
    the person who said she was mary kate is soooo not her!!! she wouldn’t spend her time going on that web site or any web site!
    oh and by the way RUDD-JAM i have a big sense of humor nd im a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Anonymous — July 25, 2005 @ 12:35 am

    I don’t think that was mary kate, anyways Michael I like your commentaries and yes the one girl with the finger is Mk is her problem if she does that isn’t it?:neutral:

  18. RUDD_JAM — July 25, 2005 @ 12:01 am

    Cos i’m not convinced. Why would she ask us to email here when she has her own website to respond to comments.

  19. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

    cos anyone can say that they are mary kate but how do we know that it is really her?

  20. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 11:37 pm

    ? Was that marykate or was that an inpersonator.

  21. namnam — July 24, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

    that a very good story :lol:also i don’t think m-k is that bad

  22. Star — July 24, 2005 @ 9:12 pm

    That Meat shield is a right wanker :shock:
    but i still think MK&A r v coolest !!! :cool: :razz:

    Love

    Star :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?:

  23. Heyy — July 24, 2005 @ 8:51 pm

    I love u Ashley You are beautiful. :cry:

  24. Daanish — July 24, 2005 @ 6:28 pm

    ha ha…nice story and nice pics. like everytime i say….look at ASHLEY….She’s Becoming more sexy, beautiful & cute day by day:grin:. plus look at her bodyguard…….looks like a DUMBASS to me. looks like he doesn’t know where he is.:grin:

    now michael….when will we get to see MK & ASH together again(in a pic.). to be honest with you i am getting tired of seeing these solo pics. i want to see them together again.:wink: :wink:

    any news of their reunion in a pic.??:???: :???:

  25. Lannie — July 24, 2005 @ 3:56 pm

    whoopz….lol..i didnt mean 4 no reson…. im talkin on da fone…n im riting nefing…whoppz…..

  26. Lannie — July 24, 2005 @ 3:53 pm

    Downcount: haha im wif ya all the way!!!! lol…Mk n A r da best!! i luv dem both n dey can do wat dey like!! luv u 4 lyf….4 no reson!!

  27. j0by — July 24, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

    wow. this one got a lot comments huh mister michael. i am not mister, i am MISS. :wink:

  28. yoyo — July 24, 2005 @ 11:37 am

    1 more thing i have 2c say is this company somewere in DAC AREA I GOT A WATCH WT THAT MEANS WORLD TIME I KNOW THIS IS UK
    I LIVE NJ

  29. yoyo — July 24, 2005 @ 11:28 am

    i waz just reading your commons about mk&A
    your right,,, they live diff paths & want 2 b alone its no shame about that.they want 2 b diff people.. can’t judge people by its cover.
    i’m sorry about tha lines micheal some r funny everybody make mistace nobody perfect u know.. it is true every true.. i go on this once or 2 time a day.. i have 2 help my father he is a business man a chairnan i help him alot he sell computers around tha world. i see ya 2morrow morning. next time make a funny 1 ok not personly peaceout

    psl

  30. paul — July 24, 2005 @ 10:46 am

    I was reading the comment it like a chat room people who want to chat go to a chatroom this is about mary k and ashley. not everbody is chating some of us are comment them we are not chating.

  31. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 9:14 am

    There old school teacher 6th grade = Dont know if you are but i agree with u. Let them create their own path, and learn by their own mistakes if they make any. Like I did.

  32. ALICE — July 24, 2005 @ 9:00 am

    ya ur right:wink: u dont hav to read it if u dont want to..
    and micheal was only having a laugh..
    im sorry 4 wat i said i went a bit overboard aswell:neutral:

  33. There old school teacher 6th grade — July 24, 2005 @ 8:53 am

    Please leave them 2 girls alone.
    So what there tring new thing like smokeing, drinking,pot,sex.
    They are over the age of 18.
    They did there time as a kid.
    Let them be.
    Please stop F-ing with them.

  34. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 8:51 am

    Quality of a photo that is.

  35. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 8:51 am

    han, quality can be tricky to the eye.

  36. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 8:50 am

    You dont have to read it. Mabie i did go a bit overboard, but you know. It should be the pictures that matter if you dont like the text.

  37. han — July 24, 2005 @ 8:45 am

    i think that pic dosnt look like mk cause its a bit squashed…(if u no wat i mean)but its actualy her.

  38. ALICE — July 24, 2005 @ 8:43 am

    fine then, whatever geeez keep ur head on!!!
    i was only saying sum ppl might fink that

    :roll:

  39. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 8:08 am

    n thanxs 4 siding wiv me “RUDD_JAM” n “Lannie” and anyone else who is wiv me. FK all you haters. MK & A are the best. I am just tellin the truth here ppl, MK & A are grown, they can do wot they want. Smoke, swear, fight, whatever I will still luv em cos they are cute, and intelligant, and independant.
    And the only way to learn in life is to make your own way (and mistakes), cos thats how I have grown and so will they.

  40. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 8:02 am

    I luv Mk & A they are georgeous. No matter what, and Michael your a good bloke (slang for guy here in the UK). Keep it up m8, I will stick up for u no matter what these bulls**tters throw your way.

  41. Lannie — July 24, 2005 @ 7:47 am

    oh heya… wats wif crazy papiz? dey sud egt dere own space….but as u no..u wudnt b noin wat dere doin now…but stil…u go Mk n A!!!! luvz ya heapz!

  42. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 7:42 am

    Yeah man! peace out. your cool Downcount. it’s nice to know that we’re on the same wave lengths. I think Michaels story lines are great.
    Keep up the good work.

  43. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 7:38 am

    LISTEN! Leave Michael the fk alone, did he say this is what they really said? Listen have a sense of humor. All those who are dissing Mike , fk off. Becuase you sound like a bunch off spammers.
    For my 1st point, how could Michael tell what they are saying by snapshots? Secondly it is simply clear he is making them up, for a laugh, to brighten our day, trying to make us laugh. And before you say he does not really love MK & A would he really spend all of this time building a site all about them? I think not.

    So I have 1 (or 2) simple message(s)

    LEAVE MICHAEL THE FK ALONE, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT HE DOES FCUK OFF! NO-ONE IS MAKING YOU COME/STOP HERE! BECAUSE YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO STOP HIM! SO STOP COMPLAINING AND GO AND LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!

  44. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 7:10 am

    has Adi told the forums or was he bluffing

  45. Rachel — July 24, 2005 @ 6:48 am

    love it! go mka!:mrgreen:

  46. mandy — July 24, 2005 @ 6:38 am

    * that *** meant come btw:roll:

  47. mandy — July 24, 2005 @ 6:35 am

    yea, at first i thought it was funny but now im like ‘what? these r ALL lies!’ i still cum here to c the pics tho :neutral:

  48. B — July 24, 2005 @ 6:35 am

    Someone needs to change MK & A’s height. On Oprah they were asked if Mk is 5′1, and A is 5′2, and they both said. “Not even.” So Mk is 5′0, and A is 5′1. They’re short, and celebs always say they are taller than they are. I just figured you’d want an accurate number.:lol:
    -B

  49. Anonymous — July 24, 2005 @ 6:25 am

    Who do you like better mk or ash?

    I LOVE ash!!!!:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  50. frankie — July 24, 2005 @ 6:22 am

    i would hate it if i were followed around by paparazzies everywhere u go on ur own spare time when ur not even at a premier or anything, that s so unfair, they get no respect for their privacy, if i lived like that itll make me wanna cry and quit being a star :cry:
    they say anything they want even i its not true, like on ashs drug scandle, and i know that shes clean andisnt addicted to anything,
    i hate it cause the media writes stuf like ..just nonsence ,all they wanna do is make money out of their misery

  51. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 5:54 am

    If they left them alone then you would not have any connection to them anymore. Which you wouldn’t want to have as you all love them so much.

  52. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 5:51 am

    Cos they are famous celebs and people want to know about them

  53. robert — July 24, 2005 @ 5:07 am

    yeaaah, i love them=)

  54. Love MK & A — July 24, 2005 @ 4:45 am

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    Fu *k those Fuc *ers (Poopy Ratzis)

    I hate poopy-ratzzzis. Why can’t they leave the twins alone and let them live their life.

    LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIFE!!!

  55. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 3:24 am

    So to say this but mary kate looks wasted.

  56. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 3:20 am

    Nice work downcount

  57. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 2:37 am

    I backtracked on this site and found the link to the video of MK swearing, but it is now dead. Luckily I downloaded it beforehand, and I have uploaded it again for you to see. Proof that that pic isn’t fake! And I hope she does it again to the papp b*stards! Good on her!

    (I have used tinyurl.com to stop the link from breaking up)

    http://tinyurl.com/9jx9n

    Mary-Kate Swearing (right click, save target as)

  58. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 2:19 am

    Actually we all know it IS MK’s finger. Becuase someone posted a link to a vid with it on the comment board for that pic.
    Im glad she did it, gives em what they deserve! Hope she (and Ashley) do it again!

    Nice work again Michael, I am running out of praise for you….

  59. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 2:16 am

    We know it make believe morgan. But when Michael adds story line too it, it makes it more fun. Have a scence of humour man.

  60. morgan — July 24, 2005 @ 2:04 am

    oh com’on stop puting pics like that! we all know Nyway that it’s not m kay’s finger and how would you know ash is saying that?!
    I hate paparrazzis! There’s no point taking stupid pictures nd then writting stupid comments about it! orrhh! M kay nd ash are the best they wouldn’t say or do stuff like that nd even if they did it’s THEIR problem!!!!!
    LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

  61. étoile — July 24, 2005 @ 1:45 am

    thank for this pictures and i hate the paparazzi!!!!!!!!!!!!KISSSSSS

  62. Michael Shipley — July 24, 2005 @ 1:37 am

    Thanks! :mrgreen:

  63. RUDD_JAM — July 24, 2005 @ 1:34 am

    Michael your halarious, Nice storyline. I believe you capture marykate and Ashley’s comments to thoese situations in make believe really well.

  64. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 1:06 am

    :smile: Forgot that…sorry:smile:

  65. Downcount — July 24, 2005 @ 1:05 am

    nice

  66. Love MK & A — July 24, 2005 @ 12:07 am

    Yes…There I can see that it is Mary-Kate. Thanks for those pictures Jannike.
    All these poopy ratzis must freaks her and her sister out, and I will always standing one their side, as a huge fan.

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    Fu *k those Fuc *ers (Poopy Ratzis)

  67. Anonymous — July 23, 2005 @ 11:49 pm

    At first sight I thought that girl wasn’t MK…but lookin’ at those photos made me believe that she is the real MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Jannike…Love Ya…xxx…:razz: :lol:

  68. Love MK & A — July 23, 2005 @ 10:04 pm

    I’m slightly uncertain if that girl on the picture is the real Mary-Kate, but if she is the real twin, I agree what she said.

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    Fu *k those Fuc *ers (Poopy Ratzis)

  69. Love MK & A — July 23, 2005 @ 10:03 pm

    I’m slightly uncertain if that girl on the picture is the real Mary-Kate, but if she is the real twin, I agree what she said.

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    **** those ******* (Poopy Ratzis)

  70. Love MK & A — July 23, 2005 @ 9:52 pm

    I’m slightly uncertain if that is the real Mary-Kate, but if she is the real twin, I say:

    That’s right Mary-Kate
    **** those *******(Poopy ratzis)

  71. liz — July 23, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

    no,idont fink thats mk aswell..

  72. Anonymous — July 23, 2005 @ 8:24 pm

    poor kids…… the paparazi wont leave them alone………. even for ashley olsen privacy is a luxury
    she cant afford

  73. Lannie — July 23, 2005 @ 8:23 pm

    ok ok…michael…. gib me tickets 2 America!!! 2 meet dem!! lol…..do u live in America? newaz…. i neeeeed ticketz people!!!!!

  74. Lannie — July 23, 2005 @ 8:13 pm

    oh heya…michael…r u on now? lol…. ohh….how sad!! i rilly want 2 meet dem!! badly….desperate…..ok…newayz fankz

  75. Lannie — July 23, 2005 @ 8:08 pm

    i ment….2 u guyz….lol….whoopz my mistake…

  76. Michael Shipley — July 23, 2005 @ 8:06 pm

    Lannie: I have no idea sorry.

  77. Lannie — July 23, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

    dat sorta looks like Mk …but mite b a wannabe….neva no….luv u mk n a!!! muahz 2 guyz

  78. Lannie — July 23, 2005 @ 7:55 pm

    Omg…she looks sooo pritty dere as usual!! yay yay yay pix of ash agen :D lol…luvin Mk n A….oh hey michael…do u no wen Mk n A r cumin to Australia? i badly wun 2 meet dem!!! ansa please!!! fankz

  79. Anonymous — July 23, 2005 @ 7:52 pm

    Where were these pictures taken?

  80. yoyo — July 23, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

    2 tell tha truth about mk pic its doesn’t look like her at all it look. lika a waana b
    stop making command about ash & this guy
    i know they wouldn’t say that or somebody putting words in their mouth, its not cool or mk&a will fired u off tha spot just like that keep it cool & let them speak for themself for once……peaceout

  81. Anna — July 23, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

    This picture in not MK giving the finger, this girl looks nothing like her!

  82. paul — July 23, 2005 @ 7:27 pm

    I like them pictures of ashley she look good.

  83. RUDD_JAM — July 23, 2005 @ 7:23 pm

    Michael who meatshield. Er.. maybe!

  84. Cody — July 23, 2005 @ 7:21 pm

    I love MK forever and I like Ashley forever.

  85. mariposa — July 23, 2005 @ 7:12 pm

    at last pics of ash

  86. spiderman — July 23, 2005 @ 6:58 pm

    i waz just reading this articales it does’nt sound right..ash wouldn’t just say that or sombody is having fun typing about ash in tha articles right micheal or somebody..this pic of mk doesn’t look like her. some people will say a pic is a 1000 words

  87. Michael Shipley — July 23, 2005 @ 6:54 pm

    Mister Mister is fine. :mrgreen:

  88. j0by — July 23, 2005 @ 6:46 pm

    Michael. Im going to change your name too mister. Ill haven’t thought of a name yet tho.

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