>> New Candid Photos of Ashley Olsen Eating Lunch in West Hollywood, Looking Sad
Ashley: "<sigh> I miss Michael. It was so much fun torturing him. I could actually make him whimper and cry and beg right over the phone. I could make him bark like a dog and everything. I was his Mistress Ashley who he would do anything for. He worshipped me. He was such a good little boy toy for his mommy. I had a collar and leash all picked out for him too. Ah, good times, good times. Why does MK have to terminate guys so fast. She's so impatient. I so wasn't finished with him yet. I miss him. Still missing him...<sigh>"
Friend: "Shut up about him. You've been going on about him for days."
Ashley: "Oh well your right he's gone I have to accept it. Better eat. Get my mind off him. Hey. What the hell? There's a worm in my food. I don't remember ordering that. Oh well it's all protein, and carbs are the enemy. MK did it in The Challenge didn't she? As I recall she said it wasn't so bad. Tasted like noodles she said. If she can do it I can too..."
Friend: "No wait those weren't worms..."
Ashley: "Ok here goes... <puts worm in mouth and bites>"
Friend: "...those were noodles! No! Ashley don't!"
Ashley's face turns white, then green. She slowly looks up at her friend with a terrified look on her face. Suddenly she gets a flashback of another worm that wanted to eat her.
Ashley: "Ewwww groooooss! It doesn't taste like noodles at all! It tastes like slimy snot! I'm going to barf! <blaaaarg!>"
Her friend watches helplessly as Ashley projectile vomits directly into her face. She stares back in horror as vomit drips down her face, past her trembling lips and into her gaping mouth. She starts to turn white then green.
Friend: "Oh. My. Gaaaaawd! I can't believe you did that! Ugh! It's all over me! It went in my mouth! <gulp> Oh my God I swallowed it! I'm...going..to..barf... <blaaaarg!>"
She projectile vomits right back into Ashley's face. Ashley tried to duck but it was too late. The disgusting green bile hits Ashley in the head and dribbles down into her face and into her mouth.
Ashley: "Aaaaaaack! It smells like cow dung!"
Friend: "Oh my God! For heavens sake Ashley! Don't you remember? MK didn't really eat worms in The Challenge! It was just noodles!"
Ashley, with a disgusted look, wipes the vomit from her eyes with a napkin. She felt so embarrassed.
Ashley: "Oh yes. I..uh..forgot. Uh oh. My stomach is rumbling again!"
Friend: "Get away from me man!"
Before Ashley can barf again they both rush to the bathroom where they both take turns puking several more times. They wash up then return to their table. Ashley angrily calls the waiter over.
Ashley: "Hey! Waiter dude! There was a worm in my food dude! Yes a worm you germ! I want a fricken refund! What? Where is the worm? Uh, I ate it ok? It was there I swear! You don't believe me? Don't make me kick your ass man. My feet are lethal weapons. Smell this foot? This is what kicking your ass smells like."
The terrified waiter runs for his life to get the manager. A few minutes later the manager comes and apologizes. He blames the chef who he promises will be terminated with prejudice extreme. Ashley and friend feel much better knowing someone is going to get terminated for all this, and continue their lunch as if nothing happened...
Ashley: "I miss Michael. Still missing him. Such a good boy toy. Still missing..."
Friend: "Shut up!"
photo credits: maureen
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hy big kiss olsen twins
bn ashley ve mery-kate i çok seviyorum ikizmde ölye bnim de ikizim var
ashley olsen è la mejo di tt!!!! è bravissima a recitare…ashley ti adoro!!!!!!!!!
the picture whit the green stuff on u, it dousn’t lock so good.. tht must been deskusting..
Love to u from mee, pp
:grin:hi. u are my idol and mk to…I love your movies and I realy like u to.. :razz:sometimes i wich i was one of u to..Love from Pritty Princess..:smile:
wonder if she really made that guy smell her foot
you people should just mind your own bussines because there are some many others that do things that people dislike or think is weird or whatever but just because they’re famous doesnt give them the right to judge them or to make their lives miserable so screw everyone who’s not with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
:???:hola jejjejej y xomo estas yq te cuentas?
STOP judjing ashley, shes such a nice person and if people stopped making those comments she would be happy. Mary-kate is worse off, she is smoking and her life is screwed
srry bout writing so long its just i love them both & when somthing happends i almost die
:evil:why did he have to leave that waz rude i love ash & i don’t know how enyone could hurt her fellingd like that my whole life has grown up on mk&A so i would never want to see them hurt it hurts me to see them hurt & its like when mary~kate waz hurt my family told me it waz ashley who waz anorecet i can’t spell it well & i almost died in my diary i have 10 pages full talking about ashley & i wouldn’t come out of my room until the next day when i had to go to school i didn’t talk to enyone & ofcorse my friends thought i waz mad at them so i told them & alicia my best friend said oh my gosh girl it waz never ashley it waz MK so i freek out & then i waz sortof happy the rest of the day but then i wrot 6 pages full bout MK so see my life lives on them so that guy should burn in h*ll well i love u ash
i think im going to b sick…:!:
wow, ashley looks cute!! but soo sad!!
I so wann ahug her!!
Mary kate Inpersonator. Please stop using other people’s identities and use your own it’s not cool.
It’s happening again
Daya: I actually got the idea from a Stephen King book. It was MUCH worse in the book. In the book everyone in the area threw up too!
that was seriously funny! lol! but so disgustin at times that i could throw up!!! i personally dont think that happened but watever. it was still really funny!!!!!!
Michael does ling work for you?
poor ashley shes proberly angry cuz the stupid paperazzi wont let her eat in peace!!:
i mean how would you feel if you where sittin avin a meal n these ppl where sittin on the table across you take pictures of you eatin!!!!
lol luvz ya ashley x-x-x-x
gr8 site michel:smile:
Hey those pictures are very good.
Hey Micheal I was bluffing about you ,you have a good MK & A web wereby you make everyone laugh.
When I said that I don’t like how you make up stuff I was kidding.I just wanted to see how the people would.So you people out there I did not tell the forum about Micheal.
aw poor ash they jus can’t leave her alone can they?
don’t you know this is rude making this up?
if ashley sees,she’s gonna kick your ass man.
i luv u Ashley!! ur da best!! lol..n of corse Mk 2! so……can we hab fotoz of dem 2 2geda?
hahaahaha get a life ffs OHH GOOD
stop dream about mky and other one
ha LOL
ask u a ? tha 2 pic from tha top if u look very close 2 ash legs see another pair of legs a man she was not eating alone with somebody. tell tha truth i dontt know that person.1 pic ash look so sad y something brouthing her. dam those pappi so nosy follow her like a shadow of a dout. dam son….doesn’t matter wants she eats….mk&a always tha best never far apart is all ways inyour memorys & mind
peace out aka
It looks like a burger
What is she eating???? A salad and????:?:
maybe she sick of the people standing there taking pictures how would you feel if someone is always chase you with a camera.the bad thing is that she is eating. give ashley a brake let her eat in peace OK.
she cried. I think becous of everyone sometimes need to. And also shes disappointer - there is paparazzi.
People! I want to be a paparazii!!!
Anyway the twins did say that they would be splitting eventually. Doing there own thing!!!!!!
I think she is just bored waiting for her food and nothing to do in between. I think the media gets her at a bad time where she expresses sadness instead of the general hapiness she spreads.
you know that everbody is talking about mary k. I think that they should which ashley, mary k look like she is do good for now ashley look like she not doing that good .ashley if you read this I want to say you keep your head up don’t be sad that long ok. your fan a friend.Paul
oh cmon. they aint pregnant. gawwwwd! haha, who is michael flo says. who is michael.
Proabably
Could it be becouse she pragent???
2 tv reports MTV and The insider are reporting it.
Question is.. Who the daddy???
ashley is not looking good on the pictures, maby she’s sick or maby jared broke up with her?
i hope there will be pictures of mk and a together….
you never see them together any more.. whyy??
who is michael?
Cool pictures
Michael you ol’ dirty ******* rock!:twisted:
Uhhhhh Nice:grin: I love Mk&A
Thanks Kimberly. It’s fun to do. A creative outlet.
It’s not polite to watch a lady eating.:!:
Yeah man, she can’t even eat food in peace.
haha! michael, your the best man, thats really funny!
Looks like she is not happy with these snappers. Then I wouldn’t be…
See her! So beautiful, Oh my god, she’s cute, like me.! Where a Match!:mrgreen:
maybe?
were is mk anyway you dont see her with ash anymore maybe shes sick of seeing her
ashley looks sad.
she could really use someone to talk to
ME:P
:sad:thats funny poor ash
Yeah , that’s right ! ;D
If you can’t beat’em make fun of’em.
hahaha .. funny story ..
but it’s kind of sad they won´t even let her eat alone ?
Because it’s funny and I know they like funny.
Then why do you refer to the people in them?
she looks pissed off??:neutral: i wonder what’s the problem.:neutral: i think she’s missing Mk or thinking of making a new boyfriend. (i am ready to fill the spot for a new one.):roll:
but i think she’s just bored. she’s just wants to be alone for some time.
p.s.: where the hell is MK. i am dying to see her. Mk..plz return soon.:cry:
RUDD_JAM: I just like to make fun of those stupid paparazzi photos.
aww i wanted 2 hug her:cry:.. man were the hell is mk! she sould be making ash happy
yeha i wonder why????????????
It look how Ashley cry…