>> New Candid Photos of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen Lost in LA (8-15-2005)
Ashley and Mary-Kate normally have good directional sense. Sort of like the swans of Capistrano only much better looking. But due to fluctuations in the earth's magnetic field brought about by recent solar flares they were thrown off course. After hours of driving around aimlessly they ran out of gas and had to abandon their vehicle. They are now on foot and ...
Lost in LA
Normally this could be a very frightening experience. But luckily Mary-Kate dated Colby from survivor and she learned some survival tips from him. From what she remembered, Colby told her that in case you get lost, you walk right to left with your head turned left at all times.
"Uh, hello, I never said that. I said Mary-Kate if you ever LEFT me I would not feel RIGHT ever again. I'd be LOST and have nothing LEFT to LOOK forward to in my life. And by the way I want my Led Zeppelin cd back."
So maybe she didn't remember him or it all that well. Anyway, a reporter just happened to catch them on their fifth hour of their long journey home and overheard some of their conversations....
Ashley: "Oh God I'm sooo tired. And my neck hurts! Are you sure we have to keep looking left all the time Mary-Kate? Can't I look straight just sometimes please? Doesn't your neck hurt too?"
MK: "Yes it does, but I live by the motto, it is better to look good, than to feel good. And if I do say so myself, I look marvelous. Now keep walking. We're bound to hit civilization soon."
Ashley: "Huh? What does that mean? What does looking left have to do with looking good? And isn't this civilization? I wonder about you sometimes MK. Hey maybe we should go thataway."
MK: "Are you out of your mind? That's what you said two hours ago and we ended up tits deep in that human tar pit from hell remember? What was it called? Oh yeah <shudder> K-Mart. Oh no sister, we keep going right to left like Colby taught me, now march soldier!"
Ashley: "Fine fine fine, but c'mon your the one that's lagging."
MK: "Sorry about that. There was some old sweaty guy following me. He was begging me to sign an old photo of me when I was twelve! Ugh! So I gave him the finger and while he was salivating at that I kicked him in the groin then dropped kicked his sorry perverted ass. Freak."
MK: "Hehe. That was fun. But hey, check me out. I am so walking like a total princess! Why? Cause that's the way I roll baby!"
Mangina: "<mumbles to self> Uh huh, yeah right. You rollin alright. Rollin like a diva. Gettin us all lost and walkin all leftidy lefty..."
MK: " Exqeeze me? I'm sorry -- could you say that into my good ear? I could of sworn I heard you dissing me?"
Mangina: "Huh? Uh, I, uh, nothing mam."
MK: "Nothing eh? Ok. Remind me when we get home to show you some of my new wrestling moves I just learned."
Mangina: "Sh*t!"
Photo Credits: Mary-Kate & Ashley World Photo Gallery
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i noticed that mary kate has a big head but its all the better to see her pretty face!!!:lol:
if you know anything about the Olsen sisters please contact me at mirela_balin@interia.pl
they have really lovely legs…
ashley looks a little bit chubby, doesn’t she? anyway, they’re both nice…
this is funny nice micheal
very nice
u should b a comedian or something
your owen show
i like those pic of mk&ash
mk&ash looking good
look some guy stalking tha twins
i hope mk&ash watch each other backs
u never know
but get some new pics
aka peaceout
it would be cool to be first to comment again. cos your in indonesia right and it is reaching close to the sun to come up.
If I get some new photos, maybe.
Yeah i can bet. Hey r u going to add a new story to your web very soon?
I like those pics! And MK have started using high heals!:razz: *lol* I think their a little too high for her:lol:
Whoa I’d love it if they put me in an Olsen twins death grip.
You’d better watch your back cos they could turn on u in a second
the meatshields are the secretaries of defence
Me, Mary-Kate, and Ashley of course.
Which tag team r u referring too ?
Lol I can visualize them bitch slappings some people I know. I’d holdem, they’d bitchslap’em. We’d make a great tag team.
Although it would be halarious if MK really did know wrestling moves. Her finishing move would either be the triple tai kuan doh kicks or the women’s special slap.
stop taking the Michael, (aka mikey) Michael.
Welcome back!
Haven’t been by here for a while. But I am back! You can all take it easy now! It just took a long time for me to hoover my room…
hi people plz come 2 my website at http://www.twinsinternational.piczo.com
luv emma
Daanish: Lol, I’m Santa Claus and nobody believes me either.
RUDD_JAM: Hehe. Colby is a cool guy. I wish I looked like him. Then I would rule.
I just hope Mangina doesn’t get hurt too bad by MK.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaah:lol:
:lol:.
You r too funny Michael. I liked the part when u used the man from survivor. You should have used meat shield no. 204 more though.
u tell’em daanish
hey guys!!! ru ok?? i’m mk’s bf best friend! i know everything about her and her sis’!
[s. (sarah LOS ANGELES) ]
why not???:roll: if you are their best friend…then i am paris hilton’s ex-boyfriend.:mrgreen:
hey michael….when will these ppl learn?:wink:
anyways…..cool pics. & MK sure got some nice legs in those pics.:twisted:
peace out!
4th comment!
cool!
:shock:cool pics!!!