New Candid Photo of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Getting IceD Coffee Headaches

"Oh my God I am so f-f-freezing my teeth are like ch-ch-chattering. This Starbucks SuperBrainFreeze iceD coffee is so cold my head's about to fricken explode. How about you Mary-Kate? Mary-Kate? Why aren't you moving? Ah crap she's frozen again. Dammit Mary-Kate, I told you to wear underwear. Medic!"

"Yes what seems to be the problem?"

"Ok listen and listen good. We're going to need one pair of marykateandashley brand edible bubble gum flavored thermal panties, and one photo of Stavros Niarchos III with no shirt on. Stat!"

"Very good madam and will that be cash or charge?"

Suddenly, with tremendous effort, Mary-Kate moves her lips, sending tiny shards of ice falling to the ground.

"W-w-wait!… H-h-h-have… C-c-c-coupon…"

Source: Mkaheckatight



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