>> New Candid HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen Trying to Open the Wrong Car

August 5th, 2005 - Photos

Ashley is usually a very patient person. But on this fateful day for some reason she wasn't. Maybe she was in a hurry. Maybe she was just in a bad mood. Whatever the reason, what happened on this day brought two people together that might not of otherwise. Was it fate? Or just coincidence? Who's to say? All we can say is it all started when Ashley couldn't open her car door...

Ash: "Meatshield. Keys. Now."

MeatShield: "Yes master."

Ash: "And stop fondling those meters it's weird."

MeatShield: "Yes master."

 

 

MeatShield: "Master, this is the wrong..."

Ash: "Silence. Speak only when spoken to."

MeatShield: "Yes master."

 

Ash: "What the? It won't open. What have you done now Meatshield? First you move the steering wheel, now you've done something to lock me out of the car!"

MeatShield: "But master, no, Meatshield would never..."

 

Ash: "Oh shut up and just rip the door off. I'll deal with you later."

MeatShield: "Yes master."

Meatshield rips the door off quite easily. Suddenly the car alarm wails and a policeman, who was holding off the throngs of fans hoping to catch a glimpse of Ashley, comes running up.

Policeman: "I'm sorry Miss Ashley, can I help you with that?"

Ashley's heart fluttered. What a handsome young man she thought!

Ash: "Oh my Lordy I'm so sorry officer. I thought this was my car. It's all my bodyguards fault!"

Ashley punches Meatshield in the gut. He doubles over in pain then falls to the ground.

Policeman: "Why that's perfectly understandable Miss Ashley. Good help is hard to find. It could happen to anybody. No need to worry about this little incident, I'll take care of it. And please, call me Larry."

Ashley: "Why thank you ever so much Larry. What ever can I do to repay you?"

Policeman: "Oh no need to repay me mam it was my pleasure. Here let me help you pick your meatshield up..."

They both grab him by the ears and pull him up.

As Larry got closer to Ashley he couldn't believe how beautiful she was. He mustn't miss this opportunity! He summoned up his courage.

Policeman: "Uh, I, uh, I would like to have your number though. So that I may call on you at a later date?"

Ashley's heart raced. He's interested in me! I've never tried dating a regular guy before. It's worth a try!

Ashley: "Why of course Larry...Meatshield! Arm! Now!"

Meatshield hesitated. He knew what was coming and he dreaded it.

Ashley: "I said now!"

Reluctantly he pulled his sleeve up and gave his arm to Ashley. She grabbed it then wrote her number on it. He laughed till he cried and his sides ached. He was very ticklish.

Ashley: "Here you go Larry. Go with the nice man Meatshield. Goodbye Larry!"

Policeman: "Goodbye Miss Ashley!"

Meatshield, head down, tears running down his face, turns and follows the policeman.

MeatShield: "Goodbye...my...master."

 

Photo Credits: Katie

Related: Mary-Kate & Ashley World Photo Gallery

 

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57 Comments

  1. BoBo — August 9, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

    Damm!! nice booty:grin:

  2. RUDD_JAM — August 9, 2005 @ 6:55 am

    sorry Becky?, What sort of things does u and you cousin pretend to do when u portray Marykate and Ashley.

  3. RUDD_JAM — August 9, 2005 @ 6:07 am

    Hey beck’s, what does u and your friend do when u two play make belief.

  4. rebecca micallef — August 7, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

    :???: :???: :???: :oops: :idea: :mrgreen: :arrow: ARE YOU COMING TO MALTA???????? REBBECCA D ONE WHO SENT YOU LAST NO.53.
    BYE

  5. rebecca micallef — August 7, 2005 @ 7:55 pm

    :cool:YOU ARE D BEST OF ALL ESPECIALLY YOU ASHLEY.

    WHEN WE PLAY ME AND MY COUSIN I AM ASHLEY AND SHE IS MARY-KATE.

    WE LOVE U BOTH.

    YOU R D BEST OF ALL.

    REBECCA & LUANA:roll: :roll: :roll: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  6. RUDD_JAM — August 7, 2005 @ 7:48 am

    pegnant huh? Well she’s really grown up a lot.

  7. Downcount — August 7, 2005 @ 3:24 am

    Pregnant… I knew I should of used protection that night in NYC :lol:

    No Ash is not pregnant, the rumour as i said has been going on so long you could tell by now if she was. She aint stupid guys, I bet a million she takes precautions. Not our buisiness anyways, so lets leave it.

  8. Rachel — August 7, 2005 @ 2:25 am

    Ash is so cute here i love her style!:mrgreen:..funny story micahel love it!.. ash is not pregnant guys dont spread rumors.

  9. The Man — August 7, 2005 @ 1:08 am

    Is Ash praggo??? The news here said it may be true.
    But them funky magazines have not pick up on it yet….

    If she is i wish her the very best.
    If she is not. SMART GIRL.. USE THEM RUBBERS

    Ok i said my peace

    Hi Michael:mrgreen:

  10. liaaaa — August 7, 2005 @ 12:39 am

    Michael: Mannn, tell me about that…i heard that Ashley’s pregnant with Jared’s baby!…omG, can’t believe it….have you heard amnything about it?

  11. jen — August 6, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

    *For

  12. jen — August 6, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

    She must be like, so ashamed.:oops:I know I would be, lol. Bless. The way she walks away, like it never happened to, makes me feel even more the chick.:neutral:

  13. Michael Shipley — August 6, 2005 @ 9:13 am

    lol yeah cool do more that was good. :mrgreen:

  14. john — August 6, 2005 @ 8:56 am

    ash:yo big boy gimmy de keys
    big boy:sure miss
    big boy:what are you doing miss
    ash:none of your business
    ash: akkkkk! it wont open
    big boy:you want me to open for ya
    i’ll punch it and it will open
    ash:no thanks lets hit the road

  15. Lannie — August 6, 2005 @ 8:17 am

    n please tell me if u added me ok….. !! by emailing me… or rite it here

  16. Lannie — August 6, 2005 @ 8:15 am

    sum1!! can sum1 please add me to lil_lannie_12@yahoo.com i am like real bored n i need sum1 to talk 2!! ok ok…. boys or gurlz…. 16 n under please… im 12 …. add me now!! please please…. fanx….. we can chat bout nefin.. Mk n A…. or watevaz!! fanx

  17. Lannie — August 6, 2005 @ 8:07 am

    i badli wun 2 meet Mk n A!!! sum1 gib me tikets 2 america!!!! i wait everyday..incase dere is a compitition!!! ive jus gota wait….but da erlia da beta!!

  18. yoyo — August 6, 2005 @ 5:55 am

    ash look cool man u funny micheal tha three stoge
    wear mk ?????????
    aka peaceout

  19. Anonymous — August 6, 2005 @ 3:24 am

    OMFG!!! just look at those legs. That’s HOT!!:twisted:

  20. bernice — August 6, 2005 @ 2:34 am

    where is mary-kate why she is not with ashley nomore:cry:they dont be together anymore they saperated:sad:

  21. The Man — August 6, 2005 @ 1:51 am

    GO SEE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD MOVIE…. THE OLSEN TWINS DID…:mrgreen:

  22. RUDD_JAM — August 5, 2005 @ 10:14 pm

    Crasy DJ- ve vat vava vo vo vo vo vava ve

  23. paul — August 5, 2005 @ 7:31 pm

    ashley look good mary k she look good to you they both look good you know why they look like each other :razz:

  24. rx — August 5, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

    marry me:cry:

  25. Adi — August 5, 2005 @ 6:43 pm

    MKA rules

  26. rita — August 5, 2005 @ 5:53 pm

    i love ashley she is great!!

  27. Anonymous — August 5, 2005 @ 5:33 pm

    she looks great!!! but whare do you think MK is?

  28. Love MK & A — August 5, 2005 @ 5:27 pm

    Gorgeous pictures of Ashley and a relly funny story. :grin: :grin:

  29. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 5:15 pm

    Laterz.

  30. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 5:14 pm

    Very nice. As soon as I win the lottery I’ll get one. :mrgreen: Gotta go…later dude.

  31. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 5:09 pm

    couldnt care less really…

    Michael have you ever heard of a company called TVR? They are made over here in a place called blackpool, and this russian guy has just bought the company. So he wants to develop them.
    http://www.tvr-eng.co.uk

  32. RUDD_JAM — August 5, 2005 @ 5:07 pm

    Downcount won’t be too happy with u josefine. I insulted one of the olsen twins against the other.

  33. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 4:58 pm

    Rover’s been bought by Ford Motor Co. and I think they’re still made in England.

  34. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 4:46 pm

    You know your stuff about them. Where are they made now? They used to be made here, but I know they have been bought out by another car company.

  35. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 4:41 pm

    Probably because they wanted a high survivability vehicle for the girls protection. Those Rovers are probably just a main gun away from being a tank.

    Btw did you know why they call them tanks? When the first tanks were being made the workers were told they were making water tanks to keep it a secret.

  36. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 4:32 pm

    What gets me is why did such short girls get such a big car?

  37. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 4:28 pm

    :shock:Gonna have to get me one of those…

  38. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 4:15 pm

    I’ve heard all their Rovers come with the optional anti-missile defense systems installed so they have that covered. :mrgreen:

  39. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

    “Them” being the bodyguards

  40. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm

    Yea, wouldn’t like to see a cruise missile hitting them… *nasty!*

    Who on earth would want to threaten them? They are so luvable… Then I guess money goes a long way.

  41. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

    The bodyguards used to keep their distance in the past but now they seem to be right on top of them most of the time. They must feel that their personal threat level is much higher now. Might have something to do with 911 and/or some personal threats they’ve received.

    Lol. Those guys seem to have more fat than any type of meat I can detect.

  42. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 3:51 pm

    You call him “meatsheild”, but what type of meat is he made of? Dog food?

  43. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 3:49 pm

    I was watching “the fabulous life of the olsen twins” or somthing like that on MTV. And it was said that their security can be equivlent the presidents at times.

  44. Daanish — August 5, 2005 @ 3:45 pm

    NICE LEGS!!:wink: :roll:

    i want to be her new meatshield.

    but my name would be.. THE DEVIL WORSHIPPER.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    and also…i would not make silly mistakes like meatshield.:roll: :roll:

  45. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

    Yep. Moyles is on air now I am listening to him. He’s the best DJ in the world! lol you need saftey over here these days so I cant knock the pol-ice :mrgreen:

  46. Michael Shipley — August 5, 2005 @ 3:25 pm

    lol He’s actually a british policeman but no one will ever know hahaha!

    http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Personal/Safety.htm

  47. Downcount — August 5, 2005 @ 3:20 pm

    lol where was that pol-ice officer? (thats what I call em, the pole-ice)
    Brill there seems to be a flood of news at the moment.

    b/w Chris Moyles rocks!

  48. Lannie — August 5, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

    hey….ne1 gurlz dat r 16 n unda 16… ifu wun u can add me to : lil_lannie_12@yahoo.com fanx…n we can chat bout Mk n A!! im soo bored lol..

  49. Lannie — August 5, 2005 @ 3:04 pm

    lmao……yes daya… we all wun 2 b first or 2nd 2 comment!! lol…2 bad deres onli 1…. lol

  50. daya — August 5, 2005 @ 12:49 pm

    crap im 6th and 7th that sux hard!

  51. daya — August 5, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

    omg that was sooooooo funny!!! and im the 2nd to comment! yay! and ash looks great n those pics! but that larry guy was ugly!

  52. ~Gioia~ — August 5, 2005 @ 12:32 pm

    I love mk:razz:
    & ashley is way hot:wink:

  53. Lannie — August 5, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

    i really wun 2 meet Mk n A!!like badly!! jus gota wait!! :(….but i am… i promise myself!!

  54. Lannie — August 5, 2005 @ 12:23 pm

    yes!! 3rd…im neva 1st……..o welz.. lol…. i luv Mk n A!!! muahz muahz..

  55. MISS j0by — August 5, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

    I wanna be ashleys new meatshield.. But she can call me eatsmeat

  56. Anonymous — August 5, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

    MKA Rock!!!!!!!!!:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :grin: :mrgreen: :lol: :shock: :cool: :roll:

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