>> New Candid HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen Making an Secret Call To NASA (8-8-2005)
Ashley Olsen. She's the nicest person you'll ever meet. Unless you cross her. And I wouldn't walk right in front of her much either.
"Hello, NASA ? Hi it's me Ashley. Yes I'm fine and you? That's good. May I ask, is the shuttle back yet? Good. And is everyone alright? That's great. And did you get that little thing I asked you for? What do you mean it can't do that?"
"Oh you miserable bags of poo! I could get better service from a 100 year old K-Mart saleslady on everything's half-off day! I ask for one simple little thing and you can't even do that?! Just forget it!"
"Yeah right, the shuttle can't go to the moon and get me one little measly moon rock so I can make the bitchinest ring out of it! In my butt Gertrude!"
"Oh baby you better believe they are on my sh*t list now. Right after those National Enquirer jerks and that whorebitch Scott. They are alllll goin down. One day I will ownz all their cheesy little asses."
"I don't need NASA. I can do it myself. How much can a shuttle cost these days anyway? They are like, so OLD! Sort of like George Clooney. Just one wouldn't cost that much."
"Wait. Oh crap. <rolls eyes> Better buy two or MK will freak and be all - 'Where's mine bitch!?' "
"Does she always have to have everything I have? Uh, like, how about, nooo? Duh! Whatever."
"Yawn. So bored. Nothing exciting ever happens. Guess I'll just kick this guy in the nads and call it a day. That's always fun."
Photo Credits: Katie
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... thx for these picture
hey everyone should lay off the girls. i love them. calling them fat etc isnt nice and no wonder so many people want 2 loose weight and become anorexic. every1 is fab in their own way.
my brother loves these girls lol lol lol lol
::razz:
who thinks these girls are cute:lol:
:smile:lol what a loser you no i no alot of kids on this website
hey there nice
ash shouldn’t look back in tha past and look in2 tha future. just perden that nonsence didn’t happen
aka peaceout
and carrin on again i would love to say to him get lost it is creul what u are doing
and carrin on from my last comment #17, i would like to ask that photographer to go to hell:evil:and shove off to somewhere else where people care about him!!!:twisted:
i agree with #16 coz it would be really horrid with som1 following u round all days stikin their noses into ur privat business. So i think that the photographer should stop all this and stop stikin his nose into mk & a’s private lives, and that he should think of how they feel about it coz som people like to keep thier private life private.( especially famous people like mk & a ). it is just a sad habbit of trying to be nosy that no one likes at all. and i think it is really harsh on mk and a if they don’t want nosy people stikin their noses into their business.
I thank that ashley is sick of the picture talking everday she go out there is someone with a cameras.just think you go out side and there is someone with a camera and they talk your picture everday I mean everday on brake at all I would be sad to. sometime you have to have some privacy so you can deal with life.
Olsen-Twins 4ever ! Ashley jest super… i ma styl
I love Olsen-Twins
i feel so sorry for ashley coz she looks so sad just recently and so does mk but i just wanna cheer them up and make things better for them and make them happy again
as my motto is- ’smile and be happy’!!! 
lol amy
Hey comment #5 ash is not getting to fat so don’t pick on her and write things that are so babyfied and stop acting like you like barbie coz it’s just sad
she looks great not stick thin and unhealthy
opps i ment comment #9
uhhh comment #8 that isnt mk its ash!
Ilove U Mary Kate, I love, so much love, I think of you always, I love you babes, I really cry for you more then my own torture, I love you.
Cheer up Ashley. You have a great sister and a lot of fans that care about you.
ash look so sad and depress
i wich i could cheer her b strong ash b yourself and listen 2 your heart
aka peaceout
DAMN SHE IS SOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHUBBY CHUBBY GIRL IN MY BARBIE WORLD SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC BUT NOT SO ELASTIC SHE IS JUST GETTING TO FAT LALALALAAAAAA….
hahaha Ashleys looking so worn out, were mk!?!
I want a shuttle too!
Hmmm…
she talks to herself a lot
lol aww shes so pretty
First to post!:D luv her clothes!