Mary-Kate - "Hey, wanna have some fun? Look at the pic below. Do the tiles rotate? If your answer is yes, then congratulations, you have the ability to be hypnotized. So, would you like me to hypnotize you? C'mon it'll be fun! Ok good. Look into my eyes... deeper... deeeeeeper into my eyes...keep looking until the tiles stop moving..."
"....there. See? I told you it would be fun. You are now hypnotized and under my total control. Sucker!
Ok here's the deal dude. I got a big cooking test thingy coming up at NYU and I've toga-partied soooo much I will never, I mean like never pass it man, know what I mean? Oh yeah, I know what your thinking, just steal the exam. Well smarty I already tried to steal the exam but I got caught ok? So now Dean White has me on some silly thing called "double secret probation" or something stupid like that. I'm in deep doodoo now man and you're gonna get me out of it, right? Ok good.
What I need is for you to pretend your me and take that test. With a suitable wig and my makeup skillz I can make you look just like me. Don't worry, I do it all the time. Guess what? Half the time those paparazzi shots aren't me! It's my stunt guy from New York Minute. Hahaha! Suckers!
So, if you know how to make a Souffl?au Fromage, call me on my super secret cell phone number at 0812-mryktrcks. I'll send my private jet and fly you to New York University. If you don't know how to make a Souffl?au Fromage then forget everything I just said. Especially my cell number!
When I snap my fingers you will wake up refreshed, and uh, mmmm, lemme think. Oh yeah. You will wake up with a very strong urge to buy some Mary-Kate and Ashley Aquafresh BubbleCool toothpaste. Ash had been bugging me that we weren't meeting sales projections this fiscal quarter and I promised I'd take care of it. Ok 1, 2, 3...snap!"
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