CSI’s Gary Dourdan arrested on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Um, that’s it? [Dlisted]
Mary-Kate Olsen looking healthy at Chanel’s Tribeca Film Festival event. I don’t even feel tempted to throw a quarter in her cup! [Lainey]
Madonna’s daughter Lourdes somehow got her hands on my Uncle John’s glasses circa 1973. [Celeb Baby Scoop]
I see dead people… having sex? Jimi Hendrix sex tape is being released. [POTP]
Oops! She’s doing it again: Britney Spears confirmed to return to How I Met Your Mother. [Celebrity Dirt]
Governor Spitzer’s prostitute is suing Joe Francis. And Joe Francis let Jennifer Aniston use his Cabo mansion. And Jen once starred in a movie with Kevin Bacon. So Spitzer is four degrees away from Kevin Bacon! [Gabby Babble]
Rachel Hunter’s dogs live in a mansion. Their own mansion. [popbytes]
Fashion trend alert: Arthropods. [Ayyyy!]
Footballer Ronaldo goes into hiding after tranny hooker scandal. At least he’s handling it like a man. [SI]
