>> Mary-Kate Sees a Ghost
While walking through the local graveyard at 1am (shut up it relaxes her) Mary-Kate saw a ghost -- the Ghost of Fashion Past. It told her that she had to change her evil ways. By that he meant stop being such a stone cold fashion disaster, or she'll regret it. "You have be as you used to be," he demanded while shaking his chains, "a total conformist." To show her he meant business he pointed his rod at her and said the magic words -- "Blonde is the the new brunette.." -- and bam!
"Eeep?"
Too much too soon. Poor Mary-Kate went into shock and wandered aimlessly for days. Finally she woke up in some strangers house in Bel Air...
"Whoa, dude, how did I get here? That musta been some sick party man. Wait, no thats not it. Remembering.. still remembering.. something... something.. about... a .."
"G H O S T!"
"Mommy I want my mommy!"
"Pant, pant, hold it together Kate, huff, puff, rise above it, weez, weez, (she smokes), suck it up girl, you know there's no such thing as ghosts right? Yeah right. So what the f*ck was that f*cking thing huh m*therfucker? My f*cking imagination? No f*cking way. And shut up I'm not schizophrenic, I'm photogenic not schizophrenic. At least according to my stylist. I need a cig."
"So, ok, just be good Mary-Kate. Yea thats it, be good. Must wear pants, and panties. Don't wanna see ghost again, shiver, not gonna see ghost again cause me gonna be good girl now... hehehehe... yes... good girl... and.."
"Wait a minute. Wtf am I doing? I love my weird ass clothes. I gotsta be me right? I wear what I want, when I want, so screw you Mr. Ghost of Fashion Past your history."
"Whew, feel better. Hmm, I'm liking this do. Could use some pink streaks.."
photos: Double-olsens.com
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poor MK. she owez x match d good fashion. but its ok. everybody made mistake, and thats what make us better…
"Hello Yeah I Dont Think Mary-Kate Would Be Too Happy To See That Im Friends With Her!!
"is soooooo saaaaaddddd!!!!!!!!do you have more pictures????? probablemente en otras fotos se ve mejor
"Michael,, Why are you doing this?
I mean, those stories?
I think they are weird!
Mary-Kate didn’t look so good on these pics.
But there are new pics where see looks
fab… (my opinion)
I’ll get used to it, I think.
Bye…
"Oh my God!
Blond staat Mary-Kate dus echt niet!
Wat zonde dat ze dit heeft gedaan! Ashley kan blond en bruin zonder moeite allebei hebben, maar Mary-Kate echt niet! Maar Mary-Kate (& Ashley) is natuurlijk wel geweldig voor de rest
Margriet
"omg!!!
they r so beautifull!!!
I would do anything to look like them!!!
they r the most amazing girls!!!
love u loads mary-kate n ashley!!!!
M
"By the way is that her house?
"world wide baby!!
"hell no she is not ugly. She is still stunning. One of the most beautiful girls in the world.
"Who says blondes have more fun? From the look on MK’s face, she seems quite miserable. She never smiles anymore. Troubled soul………
"
:!:marykate looks ghost!she is ugly now!
"ghost says you, ur beautiful…..
may be it want 2 say you some thing
merry x mas
"wow ,she always changes her hair colour…:smile:
"Sorry, maar dit is echt lelijk:cry:, bruin haar is mooier:!:
"I hate her hair….she lokks very skin….thats bad….!!!her dark hair lokks really better!
"NOOOOOOO.. Its awful, very very bad.. She is so skinny and bony too. And her hair.. Ewww… I really dont like it. She looks scary.
But I still love her, no matter her bad hair.
":neutral:… blonde hair? no mary-kate you are born to be brunette! :S whatever, I love you anyway
merry x-mas!
"iiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"mk is blond
i think shes better brunette …merrry xmas mk nd ash 
"jeez, what’s UP with this cycle lately? both twins look horridly washed out with their hair
(ashley’s dark and mk’s…WHATEVER that is). seriously, mary-kate looks like the walking dead. you just can’t combine pales like that. it looks sickly. i love these girls, but bless their little hearts…you’d think they’d have a knack for that whole color/skin-tone thing by now. i don’t call this trying something different, it’s just plain out ghastly. maybe they’re having a mid-life crisis. oh well, i’ll be rooting for them to come to their senses soon! 
"hahaha ill put that in my xmas post.
“merry x-mass mary-kate & ashley!!!…THE MOVIE!!!…
"from me & mary-kitten!!…”
merry x-mass mary-kate & ashley!!!…THE MOVIE!!!…
from me & mary-kitten!!…
come to any of my sites to see it!!!…
http://www.youtube.com/kstny
http://www.myspace.com/kstny
http://www.kstny.com
"merry x-mass mary-kate & ashley!!!…THE MOVIE!!!…
"she looks ugly she looks better with her naturral hair color!
"Yuuu
"She loock terible
Gost
haha
OMG i think she changed tooo much she looks like a ghost i think light blonde is not her color but anyway i still love her
"^ agree, adi
"wow thats crazy
"I think mk and ash try to change characters because I saw a picure when ash looks a bit like mk “bohostyle” and now mk has blonde hair like ash!
"what a load of bollocks, she loooked better with brunette hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"still love her though!!
bad colour for her!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"omfg =0 she looks like a ghost !?
"Bad colour for her ….
Love her style ..
its not blonde but white!!:( be real! miss the old MK- with big smile,shining eyes & blonde normal hair!
"her hair are soooo plastic now. i’d like to see her blond on some more picks, are there any?
anyway,even if i’ll see i know i will never accept it. she looks awful.
i’m surprised she has done it.
"I can’t see her ugly. Let’s say less beatiful. I don’t understand her sorrow face. I want to see her smiling:smile: Her hair is not so bad I think, but it could be more deep.:sad:
"I LOVE THE OLSEN TWINS
"That looks soooo ugly and stupid….I really don’t like this
"MK that was a biiiiiig mistake
that is so wrong. mary-kates hair that is…
"you know where you guys can see this stuff about her elsewhere?
"well go to this site!:
http://www.thesuperficial.com
Is that Edgar Winter?
"looks kinda BAD ! wish i could see other pictueres of her and har new hair !
"really ghostly:neutral:
"she looked glam when brunette
looks freaky
"Nooooooooo. What’s happened? I loved her brown haircolor! This color is to light for her skin… I hope it’s only a test or something.
But hey, she wil always be (Ashley too of course) the best.
"well mary kate looked great but so dose ashley:smile:
"I love her so much
"but… but i don`t like the hear:S
That looks awful..totally awful..what have you done mk? Your hair was looking so beautiful in this brown:razz: and now?
"Furthermore I think she looks really bony and so skinny again…hmm:roll:
but i still like them
"o my gosh first ashley and now mary-kate, please go back to the other collor:neutral:
"mk there no such thing as ghost its just ur imagination
"so so damn untrue
"Wow! I really think MK has relapsed into her eating disorder ways for sure. I mean look at how tiny her wrist is..:shock:
"lol neways no matter what colour she dyes her hair , we still love her ^_^
"ah feels good to be back
… *5 secs later*…WTF?!?!
"I mean not used to see her with light blonde
"HaHa ghost !!….Well not that mk’s hair is that ugly, but i think light brown suits her the most…this is just too light, maybe im jyst used to see her with light blond hair, but she’ll always rock
"She dyed her hair ages ago, well not ages it was the 14th of December. I like it now, I didn’t at first but there are better photos that makes it look heaps better.
"there is no real story. life is just a myth and i dont believe in it.
“Michael, whats the real story?”
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! First to comment for the second time. (not that its that important!)
WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omigosh!!! When was this? Why did she change her hair. EWWWW!!!!!! Hope its not for long. O
Michael, whats the real story?
"Anyway, don’t worry MK I’ll always love you no matter what you are.