>> Mary-Kate Olsen Sends Her Dog Lucca to Walk Bodyguard
"I don't need no stupid dog to walk me. I can walk myself. I got my dignity ya know."
"And you think I like walking you, you smelly flea-bitten sorry excuse for a human? You cramp my style. You slow me down. I don't need this shit! And speaking of shit, do us both a favor? Hurry up and do your duty -- I don't have all day. You brought the pooper-scooper right? Oh my God don't tell me you forgot the pooper-scooper? I am not picking it up with my mouth like last time. No. Fricken. Way. Jose! Took me a week of licking my own ass to get that taste out of my mouth and.....whoa...hold up.."
"...well looky what we have here. Muahahaha...my my my...what do I spy with my little eye but a cute little hunk of Doberhung. As in hung like a horse! Salivate. Pant. Let's go, I gotta score..."
"Hey wait...how about me? I wanna score too. I'm so lonely. If you cut me do I not bleed...?"
"Don't be so dramatic or I'll bite your crotch just to see it bleed. And don't look at me you pervert. I'm a dog and I don't do interspecies. Want some advice? Maybe if you bathed regularly you'd score more often ya think? Duh! Hint -- you stink human. I start sneezing whenever I get within one mile of you. I guess I'll have to give you a fleabath when we get home. Because of you I'm going to miss Desperate Housewives. Thanks a lot dickwad. And you need a groomover too. Who dresses you anyway -- the Gap store lady? You may not of noticed but this is New York. You know, fashion capital of the world and all that? You look like a friggen Vin Diesel stunt double on crack for Gods sake! Do you really want to be associated with that piece of shit Pacifier movie? I didn't think so! C'mon let's go. Sigh, a dog's work is never done..."
Source: Sweetin.com
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her bodygaurd is so nice whats his name.
Cool ViDEO!!
mk i love your dog so much:razz:
Mary-kate is so so lazzyyyy and Michael have to doing her for everything that s shupid !!!!!!!!!!!!:mrgreen:
hey do u have a pic?
Marianna,
Thank you for loving me. I need all the love I can get.
hey samual,
you got the year that Trent Olsen was born in wrong. he was not born in 1982 he was 2yrs old when Mary-Kate and Ashley were born. he was born in 1984. i alt to know stuff about them. i have known them since the were in diapers. so get your years right.
GOOD LUCK CAUSE YOU WILL NEED IT.
TTFN.
im in love with you michael:smile:
photos of ASHLEY of course!!!!!
Here’s one:
http://olsen.gemini-twins.com/video/fetchvid.php?filepath=stavros.wmv
michael! We need NEW VIDEOS!!!!!!
Please!
(we need MKA’s videos. we don’t care about thier stupid dogs or who’s walking them!!!)
hello again
i hope new pics come in pretty soon
aka peaceout
No I don’t!!!
Do you like reading MK & AO’s books?
I love MKAO!!!!! And you too?:razz:
Look this: http://www.blog.lide.cz/phamovaJ
Then what are the photos of them doing may I ask.
Photos of what?
hi michael dont u have more photos:?:
I checked it out. Not that good.
Here are two cool links related to Ashley Olsen: http://www.superiorpics.com/ashley_olsen/ and Mary-Kate Olsen: http://www.superiorpics.com/mary_kate_olsen
RUDD_JAM,
Oh yes I have a ton but I’d rather show their dogs. They’re much cuter.
Hey Michael, can’t you get any photos of ash and mary kate back at college.
I don’t believe it. She wouldn’t say that even if it were true. What tv program was that?
has any one ever herd that song “i didn’t steal your boyfriend” by ashlee simpson well she siad on t.v she made that song 4 ashley olsen
hi sweet dog
luv emma
if any1 else is a mk and ash fan
if any1 else is a HUGE fan plz visit my website at http://www.twinsinternational.piczo.com
what a great name for a dog! and it is soooooooo cute! xxx
nice tha puppy grown up its cute
nice dog mk
aka peaceout
my friend stavros said he love paris more than marykate
this is no lie i’m friends with him
me and him like brothers
stavros said to me i could have marykate for myself
:razz:Yeah……The dog is cute……but I still prefer MK.
why go a man with ashleys dog and not ashley its her dog.
sry me english ist not so good i live in germany
i hope you verstand me:mrgreen:
she may have got sick of cleaning up after the dog.she has a new dog her boyfriend now:wink:
I’m from munich (germany):lol: and there is also this site. I love it. And mary-kate olsen, too.
P.S. her dog looks very cute
Mary-Kate’s dog looks so cute!
COOOL!!!!! 4th to commit xD:wink:
I feel Big=)
Kidding… Cool pic, the dog has grown’d very fast, last time i saw him, he was …. “MiniTini”
Hug Alice—> MKA LOVER
who let the dogs out????:twisted:
zoe,
Glad you like it.
I love this site, nice goin michael