>> Mary-Kate Olsen Gets Snatched
Mary-Kate may be small but she's wiry. While leaving an Oasis concert an unidentified man grabbed her purse and tried to flee.
MK: "What the f*ck? Your messin' with the wrong girl, DUDE! I will mess you UP!"
credit: sade
Instead of letting go as most of us would, she held on and he dragged her for approximately 50 yards. Finally he stopped, whining, "Jeez! This bitch is crazy!"
He let go and ran.
Unfortunately for him Mary-Kate has the legs of a cheetah and lives by the motto, "Don't get mad, get even." In just a few seconds she caught up to him, kicked him in the groin from behind, and tackled him to the ground. She then proceeded to execute an SED on him. Here's an illustration:
Super Elbow Drop: Executed by diving onto a prone opponent with one's elbow cocked, driving the elbow into the opponent's shoulder or chest.
One of her past boyfriends was a pro wrestler.
After about ten of those he was screaming. Begging for mercy. Luckily for him, Mary-Kate is a very forgiving person. She relented, and finished up with her coup de grace - a combo diving knee drop, diving leg drop, and finally a diving fameasser.
To show there were no hard feelings, she gave him twenty dollars for cab fare, a coupon for a free MK&A fan club membership, and sent him on his way. He was last seen being taken away by paramedics. Mary-Kate was last seen beating the crap out of her bodyguards.
Seriously
:p
Fake storie
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use R weird its a made up story its the paparazzi that do this sort of thing.Maybe she got snatched,but she didn,t hold on 4 50yards.GOD don,t use know ANYTHING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? has anyone of you considered that the whole story is a big joke and the man on the picture is her LIFEGUARD?
great thing!!
come on ppl….that men its her bodyguard..and he’s hidding her from paparazzi….u really haven’t seen other pics of her…..bodyguarz do this to protect them…and plus he has a speaker in his year and the station…on the top of the pants…..but any way….these twins are so cool and so gr8…and sooooooooooo…..no words…u r the best………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink:
OMG he is making it up theres no way she could of sone that.Anyway that man is her bodyguard
this story reminds me of that hooker i killed
he tasted nice
wat a load of ****! its entertaining but that is just **** on a stick…..
The time wasn’t 11:32 when i wrote that!
But that’s because it’s american time hehe.
Here in Denmark it’s 17:35
Jeg mente specielt ikke den del med at i var amerikanske røvhuller amerikanere er nemlig flinke og venlige folk men kan til tider godt være nogle voldelige idioter bare lige så i ved det derude…
Og for resten mente jeg ikke noget af det jeg lige skrev fordi at nu får jeg nemlig skyldfølelse… MANGE GANGE UNDSKYLD…
Jeg tør bare godt slås mod hende og jeg er kun en lille 13 årig dreng fra Danmark!! HAHA!!
Og fordi at jeg er dansk så forstår alle i amerikanske røvhuller bare ikke en skid af hvad det er jeg skriver!! HAHA!!!
I stinker kraftedeme alle sammen af lort!!
I kan bare ikke skrive Æ, Ø og Å!!!
HAHA!!!!
Jeg kunne selvfølgelig også bare svine jer til på tysk i stedet for…
i tink MK s ugli n yus r al teh ugli 2 4 sum unknoe reesn
I don’t care if Mary-Kate smokes, drink or even takes drugs, its her life let her live it like she wants!
I do fancy the **** off her!
I think that Mary-Kate is sooo sexy and i don’t care if its true or not, if so gud on her, still, I think she is sooo hot and I admire what shes acheved. Love you MK!!
i think mary-kate did the right thing but she did go over the top:!: i don’t think mean men will bother her again:!:
so i say go MK GO MK:smile:
Ey
we can tel me what is the email aders of the olson twins i’am a big fan of hun end i’m coming fon holland
xxx
:oops:please tell me what the email aders is of the olson twins
tank you by
glenn
Anonymous is a rude name!
mk olsen and ashel ROCK!!! DO U AGREE their WICKED MAN !!!
any one want 2 chat bout mk jst say yeah n ill say klkl
go mk like eh pic:wink:
i think its totally fake i mean da thief is wearing an ear piece and by da way is dat mk or a 6 yr old kid yaritehehehe but i love u mk n ash.
oh please that is freaking crazy mary-kate would not do that she’s only 5”2 really come on….she is a christain besides that story sounds completely fake my 5 year old sister could tell a better story than that…..
when is this site going to be updated? it used to be everyday!
for more mary-kate and ashley news and gossip go to http://www.freewebs.com/megamary-kateandashleyfan
to Fernanda (comment no.90): i think mary-kate would say these things because she once went around wearing a necklace that said f**k on it, she smokes and she drinks. i used to think she wouldn’t but now i think she would.
lol. thats funny. is that really m-k? you cant see her. that man doesn’t look like hes stealing it. actually m-k looks like she is trying to nick it off that man! hes laughing and he looks like he finks its v. funny. i dont know if this is actually true. it could be. but its funny.
is that mk trying 2 grab da bag??? it doesn’t look like dat guy is stealing it. visit http://www.freewebs.com/megamary-kateandashleyfan
hahaha did you just make up that whole story? because no offense but i so dont believe it. i mean they have bodyguards and such. and its not like people wouldn’t notice, in that picture they are right behind someone. people are so guilable. but i do love most of the other pictures/stories so please keep yup the good work.
Where michael were are the news??? Is the site getting closed? Why olsen-twins-news.com if there are no news no pics since WEEKS!!!!!
So far you are great but I really would like to see some pics!!!:???:
Yea, where is Michael. And the Olsens have gone a bity quiet latley…
I think the UK will have to take some tips from NYC, they seem to live on well after Sept 11th. Oh well! We’ll be OK, just an excuse for us to find em and kick their a*s
Midlands, UK
Downcount where are you from?:razz:
where is michael?
where is the news???:cry:
Screw those d*mn terrorists! Stand tall, they can neva beat the British.
I luv u mary-kate. U showed that guy everything! U rok!:razz:
But i truly dont believe that Mary-Kate wouldn’t do this/
Maybe in the pic is really MK and her bodyguard, but defenitlly, this story is too long and to hard to believe… I dont think she would do all that stuff, altough I ‘d believe that she´d say that things !!
thank for this pictures and where are the news pictures?KISSS……….stellina
well done mk! you showed him that you r stronger than that man who tried you snatch ur bag
from ur biggest fan 100%
kate fuller
xxxxxxx
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/050627/344/fm38j.html
Whoops forgot that link…
Interesting… I dont think she was doin anythin wrong. Just lerarning how to p off the papper… with tips from the Ghallager brothers. I told you weeks ago about those guys. And that MK needed to take some tips from them. Who’d of thought that my fortune telling would come true…
In the words of Liam Ghallager a couple of years back:
Media: “Liam do you want to comment on your recent US concert?”
Liam: “No so fk off!”
…The way to deal with things! Soon we’ll see MK giving it to the pap in style, well in Manchester style!
J-E-R-K is blocked?
Hell knows, stay single Ashley. Until I get to you at least lol *no chance*… She’ll probably go for someone who is a jerk and will 2 time her all of the time.
is it true that Ashley has a boyfriend:?:
does anybody know that:?:
michael are around take the holidays:wink:
Whats going on? there hasn’t been any news going on for so long!!!!!!:sad:
news news news!!!!:evil:
I agree! new news….really I keep checking in for it. We’re waiting:roll:
i would have done the same if sum1 tried 2 nick ov wit my purse! wotch out ppl LOL xxx
OOOOhhhh!!Mary-Kate is cool!!!:grin:
:grin:I love MK
OKEEEY, MICHAEL? we need new news noow, please…
p.s. :- hey guys, the above comment was from me.
i am sorry for asking it but i do need her address.
i know shouldn’t be asking this as i am the craziest fan of MK & ASH:smile:………but does anyone LINDSAY LOHAN’S e-mail address???
i really need it. plzzzzzzzzz!!!:cry:
hey! I want knock-off vegetarian cowboy boots similar to MK’s:cool:
Really its so awesome she’s made her own style, the cowboy boots are picking up
HELP!! I need to find some
love you girls
yeah right they are so good together as twins side by side always there are good! I want to see all there movies
Mk you are so good! you beat up that punk It look like you took karate, You beat him up girl!
And if you want to see what olsen twin are YOU? go on Which Olsen twin ARE YOU
Quizilla
P.S I was Marykate YEAH!!!!!!11:lol:
yes it is her birthday
did anyone knew it was lindsay lohan’s b’day today.
anyways, happy b’day lindsay.:grin:
I go for U.S.A. in these vacations. I go for the Disney, I am insane person to arrive soon, imagines if I find ash and mk, would be a dream!
But, because they insist in such a way on if hiding of the paparazzis? they already know that they not to leave them in peace, exactly.
good, until soon, people in U.S.A.
I go for U.S.A. in these vacations. I go for the Disney, I am insane person to arrive soon, imagines if I find ash and mk, would be a dream!
But, because they insist in such a way on if hiding of the paparazzis? they already know that they not to leave them in peace, exactly.
good, until soon, people in U.S.A.
heya every1……….i lub Mk n A!!! heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh……..chat 2 me!!! sum1 please!
lolz!!! hahahaha….newayz…I luv Mk n A heapz! n i fink dey r da best!!! i luv these articles but real nxt time!!!….sum1 gib me pics of Mk n A i got tonnes of them but its neva enuf!!
I love Mk + A more than anyone but do ya think if that would have happened it would have been all over STAR and the papers, nice idea though michael
Magic trick- IN the latest photo of Mary kate olsen. It looks like the body guard is doing a magic trick on her. First you see her. then she disapears.
all you lot are sooo stupid that did not happen shes hiding her5 face from the papparazzi. if that did happen it would be in magazines and papers or the news like celebrity news usa. y`all are crazy
geheh… check this out.. i think Mary-Kate might have a bond with our thieff :P:D or are you telling me he’s trying to steel her coat overhere:p
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/6906/235638835vi.jpg
HAIL HAIL BY DANISH!!!!:twisted:
love mary-kate og ashley:eek:
LOL ! u sure have got me laughing !!!
good one !
thats sooooooo funny
love ya michael
keep posting more pics
with mary-kate pretty face
not covered by bodyguards
can anyone give me new pics or websites
i want brand new PLEASE:)
ye rite m8, wer all that thick 2 believe this ****, i think not!
mary-kate don´t dye ……….Ashley take the corear m-k dye its not fear:!:
and why would her “THIEF” have an earpiece in, its obviously her body guard who is just carrying her purse for her:smile:
:mrgreen:i like these smiley face things:smile:
Why does everyone here think she is so small, i dont think she is small she is like the average size 4 people her age:razz:plus, not all celebreties are tall adn skinny:grin:
:lol:yeah u rox MK u should of killed him but ur nicer then that i know ull torchor him & then let him go thanks well thanks cause u showed tiny people can do thaings to thanks u rox i luv you
Hey CBE…….Death Waits for no one and looks like your time has come.:evil:
daanish do what mk did but do it to CBE!!!:grin:
Yo man and women,I can’t belive that she’s so….so wiry!My God, all Poland love you an your sister Mary-Kate!
And you daanish….
Kill CBE!!!!!
HAIL!!!!!!!!
Kill him Mary - Kate !!!!
Hail And Kill!!!!
Death to the False one!!!!!!
You’ve got the power of the dragonflame sweetheart!!!
HAIL!
and by the way CBE….do u eat doughnuts??:mrgreen:
ha ha i liked it. but i think MK should have chokeslammed that snatcher also.:mrgreen:
anyways, i am a little sad ‘cuz MK is not even showing us her beautiful face. Mk…plz don’t do that. it really hurts.:cry:
as for that guy “CBE” which gave coment no.4……don’t come here if u don’t love the twins……just **** off and do your little toilet-training or whatever training it is.:twisted:
hu sed she had a leg like a cheetah? wat a story…….fanks 4 sharing da fake story to us…i can make up a story of any 1….get a pic of nefing…n make a story out of dat!!…i can do dat neday…….i cant see Mk in dat pic…+ evn if she was dere…it can b a rumour…..she cud b playing! u neva noe
haha! That doesnt look like that’s what is happening, but she’s still a tough chick
Can someone help me find an awesome pair of knockoff cowboy boots? I need some cool boots like mk plus they have to be vegetarian friendly…lol Thanks!!
ok…now..i jus fink its fake…i mean…kewl story……nice job….but read it many times..it sounds fake…..ok.. go Mk but luk…..wud Mk realy do dat? nxt time da truth please! but neways u rule MK n A!! dus ne1 hab kewl pics of Mk n A i can hab?
liaaaa: Maybe.
huehuehueehueheu
pretty funny!!!
Michael: but tell me the truth ….did it really happen? did any guy tried or robbed her purse?!
see ya
byeee
GOO MARY KATE
moi jsui tro fan d soeurs olsen je lé adores tro !!! mon blog c olsen1092.skyblog.com
duh! we know that it is mary kate under there. orh!, some people just can’t take a joke.
u guys, thats a paparazi picture. MK didnt beat up anyone, thats one of the bodyguards hiding her from the cameras. Geez.
Lol!! Sum ppol ac2lly blieve it! Lol! So gullible! Funny stuff michael!! More more more!!
o come on.. he’s wearing a earplug.. he’s a bodyguard… funny tying thoug michael:p
clearly it’s mary-kate but also CLEARLY he is not trying to take her purse. you guys are nerds man, he’s a bodyguard. and micheal shipley…. do you know mary-kate , does she tell you these things she “says” ??? have you ever even seen her??!
What is the name for mary kate’s finishing move
I actually dont believe that! I dont know why, but I just dont believe it AT ALL!!
MICHAEL?! HAHAHA YOU´RE A SICK MAN, A REALLY SICK MAN!! HAHA BUT U MAKE ME LAUGH EVERYTIME
but heeey, mary-kate do not wear any pants in that pic.. wuauoh mouha..
lol !!! i hav sum bigger pics of dese.. if u want telll so i ll post da urls!!:shock:
i love u mk&a !!!!! and always will
can’t you see that it all a big pile of bulls**t…
Plus the guy in the photo is wearing a speaker on his ear.
:???:you go girl
I love américa!
Looks like the Shipleymeister’s baccckkkk!
Hahaha..hilarious! It looks as if her body guard is having fun doing that to her head…lol
That could be interesting… but… is it really looks that this man is traying to steal the purse… It doesnt look like that… but it could be very cool if Mary-Kate do that… interesting and fanny
mk you have been my best twin better than ashley and mk you rule thats why I became a mk&a fan.
sorry,.. don’t really believe that…
not because I think m-k is week or anything! but I don’t believe that:roll:
did that really happan or did her bodyguards do it then she jump on him.
go mk, you show him would your make of:grin:
o and i sooooo agree lan!!! they r so awesome!
omg that is soooooo awesome wat mary-kate did to that guy!!! i read it like 50 times b/c i couldn’t believe it! u go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luv Mk n A!! dey rok my world!! dere da best!! hope 2 see dem 1 day!! ne 1 agree?
Its unbelieveable dat Mk did dat! but u no…sum people judge dat gals r weakling! n im not! n so as many other gals!!! u dun hab 2 hab da muscle or b tall!
i would love to have my ass kicked by her
i luv Mk n A n dere a whole lot beta den Hilary……!
But DAMN How can get beat up by are girl:lol: i cant understand it:lol: he must be are *****
wow that was un believable and that is so cool.M-k u just showed males that gals have it all.
YIER Thats Right!!! Mary-kate we love YOU!!:lol:
hahaha!!
sorry but Hilary Duff can’t act as is butt ugly! no affence!:grin:
LOL,
ill take her on, i have Police self-denfence training!
As i work for SAPOL (South Australian Police) in their ecrime department!
But for added safety for me, ill take a tazer
LOL i hate those twins! People go after Hilary Duff!
Cya
but it’s interesting :)))*:razz:
We love it. Hilarious. Talk to you soon:)
nice picture
is that really Mary-kate
you can’t see her
Kiss Debby from holland