>> Mary-Kate Finally Drops Her Panties?

March 17th, 2005 - Articles, Photos
There's just no trust in this world man. Apparently no one believed that this guy actually found Mary-Kate's panties in a handbag while vacationing in the Hamptons. That is totally plausible! Happens every day. Everyone knows MK would lose her head if it wasn't screwed on. But no one bought it. Literally. No bids. None. Haha. Here's his story:

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Did you grow up in the 80's and love Full House? Think Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, 18 now, are hot? Here's the deal: Last summer I was hanging out in South Hampton for two weeks with my buddy and his friends at his parents place. Hard to pick a highlight when it's sun ever day and party every night, right? Or it would have been except one day at the end, when we were sleeping off hangovers on a private stretch of beach, who comes to the beach a hundred yards down but thee miss Mary Olsen!

Man, I did grow up in the eighties, and I did watch Full House, and let me tell you, 18-years later she is hot. She had a guy with her, I don't know if he was a boyfriend or what, but we watched her for about an hour and a half anyway, sunning, swimming, flirting. Maybe we should have gone over and tried to talk to her, but whoever was big and probably just would have told us to get lost. And there's no point in being jerks. Anyway, that would have been good enough, but later, after she left, we were walking back down the beach toward the town and hit the jackpot. About five feet away from where she and her boyfriend had been sunning, half buried in sand-- Mary Olsen's hand-bag. It was small tote, tan leather, something like Fiorelli on the tag, don't know if that's good, but what was inside was--another bikini, two pairs of sunglasses, lotion, a bra, and a beautiful blue lace thong.

We played poker for all of it that night and I won a pair of the sunglasses the panties. Take a good look at the pictures, they are nice--size small, white silk flowers over blue mesh and nothing but a string in back. They still had a tag on at the time, so did the bikini, so she'd probably just been shopping and I doubt they've ever been worn. Anyway, for the last 9-months they've beena fun bit of memorabilia, but the bad news (bad for me, good for you) is that I got engaged last month, my fiancé recently found these, and the glass and the thong gotta go. I never sold anything on ebay before, but this seemed like a good way not to make it a total loss. So, here's your chance to own a bit of something famous, right? Prize goes to the highest bidder. Payment by Paypal only; the goods will be shipped the next business day after payment is received. Email me any questions, and may the biggest fan win.

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  • actually….mary kate wouldn’t have a fiorelli bag…its that simple….

    Anonymous — March 7, 2006 @ 9:35 am
  • there is no way! some horny guy probably took his girlfriend’s underwear and took a picture of it.

    Anonymous — April 21, 2005 @ 6:49 am
  • Hello. I am Mary and Ashley dad and I make them do it to me all the time. They like doing to with their daddy!

    Anonymous — March 31, 2005 @ 6:21 am
  • well listen ok this story is not true u know why? MY REASONS:
    1: WHY WOULD MK B CARRYING A THONG IN HER BAG NEWAY I JUST DNT GET IT!!!
    2:MK WOULDNT 4GET HER BAG
    3:WHY WOULD SHE GO 2 A BEACH WHERE THERE IS LOADS OF PEOPLE!!!
    4: SHE WOULDNT B CARRYING A BRA IN THERE EITHER!! SO STOP MAKIN UP RUBBISH N GET OVER URSELF IN UR DREAMS MAYBE THIS WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!

    leah — March 27, 2005 @ 6:07 am
  • Its all lies i tell u LIES!:roll:

    Hayden — March 27, 2005 @ 6:06 am
  • erm some how i really dnt think mk would forget her hand bag lol this is aload of shitt!!! n neway if they really were mk’s then u wudnt b selling them yo’d b doin summink else wid them!!!!

    leah — March 26, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
  • erm some how i really dnt think mk would forget her hand bag lol this is aload of shitt!!! n neway if they really were mk’s then u wudnt b selling them yo’d b doin summink else wid them!!!!

    leah — March 26, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
  • Marykate and ashley n the **** yum lol

    Anonymous — March 26, 2005 @ 4:26 am
  • HI, Of course this is NOT true! I mean if it were the guy would have to be NUTS to sell an actual pair of Mary-Kate panties! Think about it!:lol:

    mike4marykate — March 26, 2005 @ 12:03 am
  • PANTS OR PANTIES(MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY’S),I WOULD LIKE TO OWN A PAIR.

    J — March 23, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
  • That is soooo not true so DON’T lie.

    Keeley — March 22, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
  • sorry but nickname “ashley” is stupid,you dont think? and where you from?

    raven — March 22, 2005 @ 12:46 pm
  • man i love the olsens and i hope to some day meet them, but you losers are obsessed with them get a life

    Anonymous — March 22, 2005 @ 8:57 am
  • sorry,but i think a nickname “ashley” is stupid,there is no better nickname?

    raven — March 22, 2005 @ 4:18 am
  • hi

    ASHLEY — March 21, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
  • hi

    ASHLEY — March 21, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
  • hi

    ASHLEY — March 21, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
  • noy true impossible u r a lier

    Anonymous — March 21, 2005 @ 11:05 am
  • I think it is not true..
    I am from Germany and i can’t read always…no i think it is not true..
    But the story is very funny..really !
    It is not terrible…it is normal!
    I love Mary-Kate and and she can always do..
    Cu

    Hoffi — March 21, 2005 @ 2:20 am
  • its realy good story and i am mary kate husband!very funny:)

    raven — March 21, 2005 @ 1:54 am
  • i dnt think its true..but lol..its a real funny story though..

    LiLo — March 20, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
  • so wat if it not true it shows that he is mad about mary-kate and ashley and it not true because he would not sell them when u could ge thosands of pound for them some place eklse

    abbie — March 19, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
  • We are a bassman and guitarist from switzerland. we playing in two rock bands
    (Look Tight and Strong Minded) and us favourite dream is we want meet the Olsen twins.
    We hope we can this dream realize sometime. We love the Olsens
    Ashley and Mary Kate you can be the Rock Queens if you want. ***** poops
    Love
    Dave and Flo

    Anonymous — March 19, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
  • We love the olsen twins. But this story isn`t true,
    because at this time had we *** with Mary Kate olsen and she had us
    suck beautiful. With her sexy mounth, and nice eyes.

    Anonymous — March 19, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
  • this is not true.
    i will kill that guy.

    'taker — March 19, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
  • Cissio what is a sonet?

    Please reply.

    Teisha — March 19, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
  • marykate and ashley rock! they r sooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tara — March 19, 2005 @ 8:25 am
  • michael: “It’s obviously not true.”

    why did you post it then ?

    Anonymous — March 19, 2005 @ 6:45 am
  • I have sent a sonet to mary-kate and ashley.
    Michael, do you believe that they will read it?

    Ciccio — March 19, 2005 @ 2:57 am
  • hi I am from Poland;-)))) I LoVE sisters Olsen

    Anonymous — March 18, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
  • i think its not true, because i’ve never see this sunglasses on MK’s nose and she wasn’t in Hamton
    at this time.

    Anonymous — March 18, 2005 @ 1:11 am
  • NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

    roman — March 18, 2005 @ 12:44 am
  • uh… funny story! but i don´t think , it´s true!

    judy — March 17, 2005 @ 8:45 pm
  • hi michael, Do you believe that this story is true?

    Ciccio — March 17, 2005 @ 8:35 pm
  • It’s obviously not true. But let’s pretend it is.

    Michael Shipley — March 17, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
  • lol really funny story..so funny that i cant believe its true -.-
    i dont think he found any bag at the beach neither of mary kate still of some1 else
    and i’ve never seen this sunglasses on mk’s nose.

    Anonymous — March 17, 2005 @ 6:20 pm
  • O MY GOD that’s cool (if it’s true)

    Anonymous — March 17, 2005 @ 5:43 pm

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