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October 1st, 2006 - Photos

Chivalry is dead. Not one guy had the courtesy to give her a light?

Of course the prospect of being wrestled to the ground and analy probed for concealed weapons by her bodyguards might of had something to do with it but that wouldn't of stopped me. Damn the anal probes and full speed ahead I say!!

Split t – left fly – right fly – h flare left hut hut!! Bingo -- MK touchdown. "Would you like a light milady?" I would ask in my best Sean Connery accent. "Why yes kind sir, that was quite a feat getting past my bodyguards,"  she would coo impressively. "And who might you be?"

"The name is Bond, Michael Bond."

Mission accomplished.

soure: Olsen-fan.net

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  • En France, presque tout le monde fume et la France est réputée pour être la capitale de l’amour mais aussi de la mode. C’est pourquoi je pensais qu’aux Etats-Unis, fumer était vu comme quelque chose d’élégant. (Même si c’est mal)
    Non?

    In France, almost everybody smokes and France is considered as being the capital of love but also fashion. That is why I thought that in the USA, to smoke was seen as something elegant. (Even if it is bad) Doesn’t it?

    Nina.

    SugarComa (a french girl) — October 23, 2006 @ 3:53 am
  • she lives in my building, that loading dock in the background of those pics is my building! I’ve lived there since i was 2. She and I share a wall and I can hear her on the phone and stuff.

    julianna — October 15, 2006 @ 10:44 am
  • ewww thats sucks :evil: :evil:mmk is smoking mk iam telling you do not smoke its very bad
    :shock: :mrgreen:

    sexy girl — October 9, 2006 @ 11:09 pm
  • MK est très belle même si elle fume, de toute façon de nos jours tout le monde fume…

    Ciao :)

    Melanie — October 7, 2006 @ 9:24 pm
  • it sucks that they smoke ? but what the hell ?
    i love them

    Jaqline — October 6, 2006 @ 1:22 pm
  • :evil: the translation to spanish sucks im from argentina y su traducion esta mal deberian conseguir un nuevo traductor.
    besos miky.
    kisses miky.

    miky — October 6, 2006 @ 12:37 am
  • Yes peolple they smoke, but is not healthy, i smoke too, is not good or taste,well happy birthday chris have a good day, one more thing i love ashley olsen shes the best.:razz: :wink:

    MIKY — October 6, 2006 @ 12:33 am
  • stop placing pics of mk while she is smoking i do not beleive you edited how could you.:oops:

    carrie — October 5, 2006 @ 10:31 pm
  • MK and Ashley are cool and beutiful but when it comes to smoking your ugly:!: :cool: :cool:

    vanessa — October 5, 2006 @ 7:32 am
  • i like you guys but dont smoke:!: :!:

    Anonymous — October 5, 2006 @ 7:23 am
  • dont smoke!:cry:

    Anonymous — October 5, 2006 @ 7:21 am
  • Your welcome Chris915, but to tell you the truth I could care less if I met them or not because i’m not really a big fan of theirs but I do respect them.

    nike3:16 — October 4, 2006 @ 2:51 am
  • smokie ashley smoke so viel du kasch.. hahahhahaha

    nanannanana — October 4, 2006 @ 2:48 am
  • why smoke???:cry:

    Norway calling:D — October 3, 2006 @ 10:44 pm
  • oh sorry nike 3:16 not nice 3:16

    Chris915 — October 3, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
  • Thank you Michael and thanks nice 3:16:mrgreen:. Thank you Becky.:razz: i hope u meet them to.

    Chris915 — October 3, 2006 @ 9:35 pm
  • Ashley dont smoke does she??…I thought it was only mk…:shock:

    Happy birthday chris:grin: hope you had a nice time:wink:
    I wanna meet the olsens too:razz:

    Becky — October 3, 2006 @ 9:16 pm
  • THANK YOU MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSENS
    FOR SMOKING. I HOPE YOU OLSENS
    TWINS SMOKE WEED AND CUBAN CIGARS
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    ANTONIO HASAN SINGLETON — October 3, 2006 @ 8:26 am
  • YES SHE AND ASHLEY DOES SMOKE, HOW I KNOW IS BECAUSE I TALK TO THEM. AND THEY DONT LIE……

    SHERRI

    Sherri — October 3, 2006 @ 2:31 am
  • Happy birthday Chris915.

    nike3:16 — October 3, 2006 @ 2:24 am
  • MK DON’T SMOKE:!: :!: :sad:

    Kierra — October 2, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
  • happy birthday chris.

    “Mk is always looking hot. Today is my birthday 21yrs iam already legal

    Comment by Chris915″

    Michael Shipley — October 2, 2006 @ 7:09 am
  • Thank you Michelle:mrgreen:

    Chris915 — October 2, 2006 @ 4:42 am
  • She smokes.. I think she does, think I saw somewhere, that she was going to quit.. but anyhows, like he CLOTHING!! love it..
    hpy brthd 2 u chris;)

    Michelle :shock:

    Michelle — October 2, 2006 @ 3:58 am
  • Well i hope it happens some day soon Chris.

    Just JAM — October 2, 2006 @ 2:56 am
  • oh my gosh, her shoes are UGLY!!!

    Anonymous — October 2, 2006 @ 2:51 am
  • Thank you Just Jam. You know my best present will be to be with the twins thats my wish i hope my wish will become true i want to meet the olsen twins.:wink:

    Chris915 — October 2, 2006 @ 1:41 am
  • Happy Birthday Christian. My space did warn me two days before that your birthday is coming up and i was going to wish u a happy birthday today using my space email but i was working. Happy Birthday!! and I hope u have an enjoyable day.

    Just JAM — October 2, 2006 @ 1:25 am
  • stop editing that mary-kate smokes. it’snot true.

    lisa xxx — October 2, 2006 @ 1:17 am
  • Mk is always looking hot. Today is my birthday 21yrs iam already legal:mrgreen:

    Chris915 — October 1, 2006 @ 11:56 pm
  • love her and her clothes . but not the glasses she’’s wearing . =/

    Marie from Holland — October 1, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
  • oh my she smokes dats bad 4 her health im tellin ya:sad:…………sum1 better tell her 2 stop

    Ashley Jude — October 1, 2006 @ 10:55 pm
  • wow Mk’s legs are AMAAAZING!!!

    jeena — October 1, 2006 @ 8:51 pm
  • hehe! funny tekst:razz: :razz:
    everyone should stop smoking…smoking is not good! :neutral:

    Becky — October 1, 2006 @ 8:16 pm
  • aww poor poor MK, hey me first:D

    Stebba — October 1, 2006 @ 8:08 pm

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