>> Mary-Kate-Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Sheep

January 27th, 2007 - Photos

It is said in legend that the Cruel Shoes have no heart. That it is dead and cold inside and has no soul. That could be true, for the shoes were, at this very moment, freezing it's soles off. Something had to be done or it would die of exposure.


"Brrr, kinda ch-ch-ch-hili. I have to get this ch-ch-chick to move to Miami someday. S-s-s-so c-c-c-cold."

Fighting for it's life, the shoes summoned all it's remaining strength and planted the thought in Mary-Kate that she just had to visit her pet sheep Ramsey. What could those cruel shoes have in store for that poor innocent sheep I wonder?


"Uh, like, baaa man. For real."

As you can see, Mary-Kate spent many hours lovingly grooming Ramsey. So much so that he won many awards and gained the respect of all his fellow sheep. There's only one problem...


Cruel Shoes have no respect for sheep.


photo source: Tmz.com
"La-dee-da. Beautiful day I must say. I am so loving this wool coat. Weird, can't remember buying it. Smells familiar though. Can't quite place it. Oh well it'll come to me sooner or la....RAMSEY!!!!!!!


"You know the rule. If your feet are cold,
wear a hat. Hehe, close enough."

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  • obviously you guys don’t know what
    high fashion is
    she looks great
    i saw gwen stefani wearing those shoes a couple days ago

    Anonymous — February 8, 2007 @ 5:59 am

  • ugly. what happened to her sense of fashion?:???:

    Anonymous — February 8, 2007 @ 5:45 am

  • nice shoes shes cool
    i agree that she looks great:lol:

    Anonymous — February 6, 2007 @ 8:16 am

  • Mno to je fakt hrozné!!!!!!!Chudáčci zvířata!!!Jinak to mk sluší ale stojí to za hovno!!!!Jo a nechce mi někdo napsat?? :roll: Jinak čaute!!
    I from Czech Republic bey! :wink:

    MaryKate — February 5, 2007 @ 7:37 pm

  • mary-kate is nice but she and ashley looked nicer when they were 14 yrs. mary-kate wears strange clothes

    NEW — January 30, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

  • Mary-Kate looks really good….she is sooo nice now!!!She can weare everything that she want!!!I’m vegeterian and I dont eat meat….but I dont juge anybody….kissyyyy

    **Alma**

    alma — January 29, 2007 @ 9:31 pm

  • i dont like sheep kill yhem all!!!!
    lov mk though!!!!!!!!!!

    $$$$vishni$$$$ — January 28, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

  • “She’s too thin”, “why is she wearing sheep”? blah blah blah i think she is too fat and she could be wearing a little more fur. come on people.

    for those who don’t understand Michaels sense of humor will not understand that that was a joke.

    any way i think that story is hilarious as usual and mary-kate looks perfect! Keep it up Mike

    Tim — January 28, 2007 @ 9:52 am

  • When she walk out of the shoe store with those shoes, the sales people must have busted out laughing.

    Anastasia Beaverhausen — January 28, 2007 @ 4:43 am

  • over reactors
    lamos
    didn’t kill the animal
    lol

    Anonymous — January 28, 2007 @ 2:42 am

  • I mean, if this fur was from a real sheep, she wouldn’t kill the whole sheep..only for the wool. Come on???

    Femke — January 28, 2007 @ 1:52 am

  • if u were a sheep in the winter i bet u wouldn’t say that.

    Just JAM — January 28, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  • she is not to thin, sheep dont die to give fur so get over it people, it is human, and she look fab like always…yall are nuts! Micheal you kick @$$!

    Aisha — January 28, 2007 @ 12:18 am

  • here we go again………………………. :roll:

    Romy — January 28, 2007 @ 12:01 am

  • she’s 2 thin:(

    Michelle — January 27, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

  • WEIRD SHEEP ON THE FOURTH PICTURE :mrgreen: :mrgreen: and those shoes are ugly!!!!!

    Romy — January 27, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

  • fist of all you guys, that was just a story so dont take it too seriously.

    secondly im sure the sheep, if that is indeed real sheep fur mk is wearing, are sheared in a humane way and at a time of year that wont leave them out in the cold, so not to worry.

    Michael Shipley — January 27, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

  • sad I never taught that she would choose to wear clothing from sheeps …very sad on mk’s behalf of buying this and poooor poooor sheeps have no warmt.

    Adi — January 27, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  • Poor sheep. Coats without fur are even warm! But aaaah, who am I to say that ha.

    Femke — January 27, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

  • sheep don’t talk and nor do shoes michael. Shoes are not even alive either thats why it does not have any feeling.

    Although I feel so sorry for the sheep having its wool sheered in the winter. The sheep do not have any protection to keep themselves warm in the winter. They count on the wool to keep them warm. This is cruel. If she choose the summer to be wearing sheep fur then it wouldn’t be that bad cos the sheep would need to be sheered anyway as it would be too hot underneath it’s wool.

    Mary-kate choose the wrong time of year to be liking fur clothes.

    Just JAM — January 27, 2007 @ 9:05 pm

  • yes

    Michael Shipley — January 27, 2007 @ 8:52 pm

  • hey michael..can i ask u something?

    rss — January 27, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

  • shes so cruel dnt act like this or nwne will like u

    roshan — January 27, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  • Oh my gosh. . . poor animal

    Josefine — January 27, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

  • OH my God…

    babyzanzona

    Anonymous — January 27, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  • god…

    conscience — January 27, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

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