Karl Lagerfeld will have a little fashion show at Santa Monica airport tonight and Mary-Kate and Ashley are attending.

Is it me or does Dr. Strangelove there look just a little freaky-deeky? He looks like he’s into chips dips chains and whips. I can imagine this scene when he was a teenager:

Friend: "Do you know that your son’s only sexual outlet is combing his hair to fashion magazines in the bathroom?"

Karl: "I never comb off to fashion magazines Mom! Never!"

Mom (crying): "I thought you were m@sturbating!"

Karl: "I was! I was! Really Mom you have to believe me!"

I believe you Karl. Not. Anyway never mind that. If your in the vicinity of Santa Monica airport tonight then try to sneak in by pretending to be one of the clean up crew like I always do.

If you get in you might get to see Kay and Ash vogueing to Karls pimping of his new Tom Cruise collection. Or some type of "cruise" collection I don’t know fashion.

Except that I think this line isn’t working.

He already pimped it once before in NY last year. He got no traction there so now he’s pushing it like a drug dealer in LA. Your slipping doctor. Your so yesterday. The Row will eat your lunch pops get over it.

Wwd - Karl Lagerfeld is ready to take another flight of fancy, this time California style. The designer will present Chanel’s latest cruise collection tonight. Chanel is taking over hangar number eight at Santa Monica Airport. Two airplanes are slated to pull into the hangar, from which the models will disembark in the collection. The 500 guests are expected to include Demi Moore, Diane Kruger, Camilla Belle, Milla Jovovich, Lily Allen, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Jessica Alba and Rachel Bilson.

Keep checking Le PodCast Chanel for video podcasts of the event you can download after the event is over.

Here’s a HQ of Ash and Karl when Karl was still cool in 2005.

HQ Photos of Ashley Olsen and Karl Lagerfield Attending the Fendi 80th Anniversary Party

Btw do you know who Chanel’s new spokesmodel is? Claudia Schiffer. Remember her? Here she is at the Gala last week:

Not bad for an old lady. What is she, 150 now?

Here’s a vintage bloated Karl circa 1995 pre stomach staple and full body lippo.

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