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March 2nd, 2005 - Articles

I must say I'm shocked  they would do such a thing! Don't believe me? Check it out at their official site.

Ash: "So Mary-Kate, let's be totally clear about this. You are proposing we get totally naked during spring break. Am I correct?"

MK: "Oh yeah baby. I am SO ready for this. I HATE fucking school! I'm a fucking free spirit baby. I gotta be free."

Ash: "Yes I see. Hmm. Yes. This might be a very enlightening and elucidating experience. I could perhaps get college credit."

MK: "Johnny Depp look out cause here I come! I don't give a flying fck what people think so they can all kiss my...."

Ash: "Mary-Kate such language!"

MK: "Screw it. I can say what I want, when I want."

Ash: "Fine. Just don't blame me when you go to hell. Now, I wonder if we should inform people where we're going for security reasons."

MK: "Like duh! Then everyone would see us naked. Including those fucking paparazzi! Ooooh I hate those fucking paparazzi!"

Ash: "Alright alright you hate them, I got it I got it. You are of course correct. It would be imprudent to release the location of our whereabouts when we are without attire. Now,"  <opens day planner>  "where can I schedule this event so as not to conflict with our current commitments. Hmmm...."

Mk: "Oooh you are such a nerrrrrrd! Gimme that fucking day planner!"

Ash: "No!!! My life is in that day planner! Give it back! What are you doing!? Hey! Don't write in my day planner!!"

MK: "Ok nerd, chill. Here's your precious planner."

Ash: "What did you write? Not again! Dad! Daddy! She did it again!! Daddy!!!!!!"

MK: "Nerd."

 

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  • Are you guys virgins

    Anonymous — August 18, 2006 @ 2:47 pm
  • i’m their no. 1 fan i have lots of cool collection of them…. i knw everything abot them.. so those who want them to be their fan stop bugging them…

    jennie olsen — July 8, 2006 @ 9:24 am
  • Dear Ashley, I’m from Germany. I love you. I have 270 posters from you. I’m single. Love Max:)

    Anonymous — April 26, 2006 @ 9:38 pm
  • mary is relly hott.Iwuld like to have *** with u.

    Anonymous — April 2, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
  • Hye that’s funny!

    Louise — October 15, 2005 @ 3:33 am
  • :oops:iM 19 and ive whatched the twins grow up iv been in love with thim your as long as i could remember i would love to meet thim in person i would try to mary one of thim if thay would take me thay have verey bad taced in men so i would not have any chans with ether one of thim because i look beeter than any one of there boy frinds and i kould treat thim beter to if i hade my chouyes i would tack mary any day of the week no afens ashly id tack you to but i perfer mary : :oops: :twisted:

    chris — October 8, 2005 @ 3:21 pm
  • They show just enough to be sexy but not ******.

    Michael Shipley — August 17, 2005 @ 4:26 am
  • mary-kate and ashley u guys should show off ur bodys they r so sexy

    Anonymous — August 17, 2005 @ 4:22 am
  • 21. Yes.

    Michael Shipley — April 29, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
  • NYM is from New York Minute right?

    Amy — April 29, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
  • 18. It’s from NYM.:mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — April 29, 2005 @ 7:13 am
  • 17. Maybe…:mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — April 29, 2005 @ 7:13 am
  • Is that pic that says “remove stick from butt” real or fake. Where did u get that pic from anyways

    Amy — April 29, 2005 @ 6:26 am
  • So Michael, the whole thing about them getting ***** is fake right?

    John — April 29, 2005 @ 6:24 am
  • This is a joke :smile: :!: this pic is from NYM :lol: :razz: :!: :mrgreen:

    Anonymous — April 17, 2005 @ 7:38 am
  • Hey I just wanted to say that I need members for my site.
    http://groups.msn.com/fansforhilary/homepage

    chocolate covered cherries — March 17, 2005 @ 1:17 am
  • It’s just a joke to get more publicity to the site.Nothin more

    Sappy — March 9, 2005 @ 6:03 pm
  • To all: The conversation was made up to be funny. MK&A of course don’t talk like that! :D

    Michael Shipley — March 7, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
  • Were the rude words really used by MK, Michael?

    Cj — March 7, 2005 @ 5:34 pm
  • Are the Rude words?

    Teisha — March 5, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
  • OH

    Teisha — March 5, 2005 @ 11:37 am
  • Teisha: Some are real, some are made up. :D

    Michael Shipley — March 5, 2005 @ 8:29 am
  • Michael did you make that up that thing up the top

    Teisha — March 5, 2005 @ 7:44 am
  • WHY ARE YOU HIDDING THAT WORD?IT IS NOT A BAD WORD.ARE YOU LIKE THAT WORD?

    J — March 4, 2005 @ 12:08 am
  • I WOULD LIKE A LOT TO WATCH MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY TOTALLY *****.I AM A GUY,NOT A ***!

    J — March 3, 2005 @ 11:15 pm
  • Lol..Michael really want that to happen…

    AshUn — March 2, 2005 @ 3:11 am
  • Blablabla
    MK and Ashley is the best =]

    F-ashion — March 2, 2005 @ 12:40 am
  • Hi!Interesting. Is this their telephone conversation?

    Dim_Chen(Belarus) — March 2, 2005 @ 12:21 am
  • they didnt write this..its just a joke ;)

    and its funny ^^

    Anonymous — March 1, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
  • Hi Michael but, When did they write this?

    Ciccio — March 1, 2005 @ 10:43 pm

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