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August 2nd, 2006 - Articles


"Are we on Myspace now Ashley?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
"Stop messin with me."
"Messing with who?"
"Cut it out!"
"Cut what out?"
"I'm the cute one!"

According to their new August 2006 hip picks, Mary-Kate and Ashley are going on Myspace. Myspace? But they're already on Myspace. Here I'll show you...

Here's Mary-Kate

Here's Ashley

Here's both together

But here's something that really creeped me out. Michelle Tanner is there too!

(Warning: If your easily scared I suggest you skip this next part. It will give you nightmares for sure)

How is this possible?

Mary-Kate and Ashley played Michelle didn't they? They're both grown up now. I thought and I thought. How can Michelle Tanner be on Myspace? There could only be one explanation: Michelle's spirit is still alive. It didn't die with Full House. She must be communicating with us through Myspace.

I contacted the paranormal department at the local university who referred me to a woman known for her psychic abilities. When she arrived and looked at Michelle's Myspace profile she immediately went into a trance.

She shook, she trembled. When it was over she looked like she'd seen ghost. She shook her head no no no and tried to get away.

I stopped her.

I had to know if that really was Michelle on Myspace. I gave her a glass a water and she sat down, her hand shaking so much she couldn't get the water to her lips. After a few minutes she calmed down enough to talk and she told me what she saw. It was horrible.

A malevolent spirit sensed Michelle's total absolute goodness and innocence. He decided he wanted her for his own evil purposes. He called upon Lucifer himself for permission to come into our world and drag her away to his. With an impossibly evil voice Lucifer said:

"Permission granted."

It happened on the Full House set.

At the end of filming the last episode emotions were high. Everyone was crying. Michelle didn't want it to end. She went over to the monitor in a secluded part of the studio as she did so many times in the past and watched as the cast kissed and hugged and said their goodbyes. She couldn't stop watching. She cried and cried.

Eventually everyone was gone.

The monitor was off. She was alone. Somehow they forgot about her. She lay down on the floor in a fetal position, whimpering. At the exact moment when she was most vulnerable, the most alone, the most in need of comfort, she heard a familiar voice....

"Don't worry little one, Uncle Jesse is here."

Michelle looked up with tear soaked eyes. "Uncle Jesse! I love Uncle Jesse!"

"I won't let Full House end," Jesse said with a devious smile. "Come with me and I will make them renew for another eight years. All they want in return is your immortal soul. That's not too much to ask is it? Heck, actors do that every day. I know I do."

Michelle wiped away her tears and smiled.

"With residuals?"

Jesse eyes grew red with anger but quickly went back to normal.

"You little demon," he said through clenched teeth. "Alright. With residuals."

Michelle gave the thumbs up. "You got it dude."

Pop she was gone.

Now she's trapped there.

Desperately I asked the psychic where was Michelle being held? We had to save her. She whispered, "Its a place that has lured many innocent children to they're doom. Sucking them into countless hours of wasted life. A place that swallows your soul bones and all. Where is this place you ask?" She looked at me with bloodshot eyes and cried maniacally:

"Myspaaaaaace!"

THE END

p.s. Hope you liked that story. On a more serious note, I hope Kay and Ash REALLY get involved with their Myspace sites. Not like the club where it seemed as if they were pretty much hands off. The problem is time. As they say, time is the fire in which we burn. There just isn't enough of it to do everything.

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  1. ou fan dela ua

    ou fan — February 3, 2009 @ 3:35 am

  2. NO MARY-KATE
    IS THE CUTE ONE

    BILLIJO BOHANAN — November 10, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

  3. MARY-KATE &ASHLEY
    YOU ARE THE CUTE ONE.

    BILLIJO BOHANAN — November 10, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

  4. wuz up?

    Anonymous — October 30, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  5. Bok ja vas jakooo obožavam stavite još sliki moj prijedlog molim vas da to objavite

    Ksenija — October 9, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

  6. hi i’m kate i love your stuff and pic do you have msn if you do can you add i.love.you.23.times.@hotmail.com
    :?: :!: :sad: :mad: :lol: :eek: :cry: :wink: :roll: :razz: :oops: :idea: :grin: :evil: :cool: :???: :shock: :twisted: :neutral: :mrgreen:

    Anonymous — August 30, 2008 @ 12:46 am

  7. LOVE TWO

    JULIA — February 2, 2008 @ 8:37 am

  8. EU AMO AS DUAS

    JULIA — February 2, 2008 @ 8:37 am

  9. hey girls u guys rock i am ur #1 fan merry xmas & happy new yers. i love Uncle Jesse o ya he is so hott & still is! u kown? huh i tell ya i would be w/ him ha ha. my email is hellokittygirl90210@hotmail.com. k w/b soon & i have a myspace. bye whitney

    whitney — December 18, 2007 @ 6:23 am

  10. hello im from denmark, i love your movis..they are very nice..my freinds think you sister i so hot,,hehe merry chrismas and happy new year..love pernille

    pernille — December 18, 2007 @ 12:22 am

  11. I love you guys.you guys are awesone. :smile:

    alexia — September 1, 2007 @ 5:23 am

  12. Well its ben forever i just came upon this website so did they make a myspace or not if so plz post links

    Anonymuos — August 16, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

  13. happy new year

    JOUDE — January 2, 2007 @ 12:44 pm

  14. Hey do they really have a myspace from bj bye

    BJ — September 23, 2006 @ 2:20 am

  15. there fake cos there pictures are from photo shoots or premiers……..

    rose — September 2, 2006 @ 6:42 pm

  16. when their be in myspace (real)
    Plsease Post it in New’s:!:

    Anonymous — August 27, 2006 @ 10:49 pm

  17. hey mary-kate whts ^ why aren’t udoing anymore movies. I haven’t seen u in any.

    courtney — August 15, 2006 @ 8:04 pm

  18. True or fake? I didn’t get it yet! I guess they are fake..:cry:

    Anonymous — August 13, 2006 @ 9:50 pm

  19. yh well i fink wateva lil cutey finks GET me nuffin long brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap npk n17:mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!:
    :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :

    $p@rk!3Zz — August 7, 2006 @ 1:36 am

  20. dis is fake coz a real myspace
    is 4 music :cool:so you lot need 2 no
    so get it right n ur coments r good:wink:keep it dat way k:grin:

    coment by cutey:mrgreen:

    lil cutey — August 7, 2006 @ 1:12 am

  21. No..i’m not calling you a liar..i was just asking to Michael if they will tell us their Myspace Account..just to make sure, cause you know,they are s0oo0o many posers! :smile:

    Danace — August 5, 2006 @ 11:06 pm

  22. Are you calling me a lieyer Danace?

    Anonymous — August 5, 2006 @ 5:27 am

  23. Yeah..rightt..:lol: :mrgreen:

    Danace — August 4, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

  24. stay tuned to there site they will anounce i belive they will have something about it on there site

    Anonymous — August 4, 2006 @ 11:29 am

  25. stay tuned to what? they only have their hip picks once a month.

    Some random writer — August 4, 2006 @ 4:07 am

  26. Yea they are going to tell there myspace names where poser cant pretend to be them thts why they said stay tuned was it tht hard to under stand!

    Anonymous — August 4, 2006 @ 3:39 am

  27. it’s breaking out of my mind it getting out of control so let me hear yourselfs one more everybody so hear we go!!

    i’m Mary-kate no your Mary-kate no she’s Ashley no he’s Ashley so won’t the real Olsen twins on my space please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

    YO dog — August 3, 2006 @ 11:12 pm

  28. :mrgreen: My guess would be that once they are ready to have their fans view their MySpace account(s) that they’ll put out the official address(es) on their official site! That’s my guess anyway! But until they are ready to do that you probably won’t find their real MySpace site(s)! It would be very very difficult anyway! lol! Sincerely, Rick Morris :oops:

    Rick — August 3, 2006 @ 10:32 pm

  29. Ah..okay..i get it.. will MKA tell us their Myspace Account? I hope so! :smile: :mrgreen:

    Danace — August 3, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

  30. People have made loads of stupid little mk&a myspaces. it will be so hard to find the real ones. and also some of the stuff people say when they are pretending to be them is so stupid. why would u want to write about your family and shiz!? u wod just want to have fun. some people have WAY to much time on their hands if pretending to be the olsens and making myspaces is what they do for fun. OBSESSIVE. lol
    much love xX

    Maria — August 3, 2006 @ 4:56 pm

  31. MySpace can kiss MyA*s!!! :cool:

    SpaceMy — August 3, 2006 @ 11:08 am

  32. well they could really be them on there,but i dought that.lol.

    email me:jjrockstarnation@sbcglobal.net

    Julz{MKA fan 4 Life} — August 3, 2006 @ 8:49 am

  33. grrrrrrr arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!??????
    any of ye maties want to join my crew?

    Anonymous — August 3, 2006 @ 6:01 am

  34. will the real mary-kate and ashley please stand up.

    Wise Man — August 3, 2006 @ 2:53 am

  35. “Are you 100% sure about that Michael??
    I mean,they said that they’re working on it..ahh! lil bit confused!! - Comment by Danace”

    yes they are going to be on my space soon. the ones i linked to are fake. i imagine their lawyers are targeting them as we speak. ;)

    Michael Shipley — August 3, 2006 @ 1:45 am

  36. If its true that mk and ash are gonna be on my space then does anyone knows in here how can i join my space i want to see mk and ash on myspace. The dam site does not let me in how can i be a member ?

    Chris915 — August 2, 2006 @ 10:21 pm

  37. haha. so fake but well made.. ? don’t think they would have their own song..

    but great post;)

    Alice — August 2, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  38. Are you 100% sure about that Michael??
    I mean,they said that they’re working on it..ahh! lil bit confused!!:?: :?:

    Danace — August 2, 2006 @ 11:08 am

  39. there are some really cute pics in “mk’s” myspace.

    Anonymous — August 2, 2006 @ 10:20 am

  40. man they look so cool doesn’t realy matter
    mk&ash all the way
    aka peaceout

    yoyo — August 2, 2006 @ 8:34 am

  41. “cool song but not all boys are like that r they - Comment by Wise Man”

    huh? what song?

    Michael Shipley — August 2, 2006 @ 7:42 am

  42. :mrgreen: They (MK&A) say they will be on “MySpace” in the near future now! Yes! They said it on their official site in their “Hip Picks” section, so I think it must be true! That’s really neat! Sincerely; An MK&A Fan Forever And For Always, Rick Morris :oops:

    Rick — August 2, 2006 @ 6:19 am

  43. cool song but not all boys are like that r they

    Wise Man — August 2, 2006 @ 6:02 am

  44. hey michael is that really them or is it fake?

    RUDD_JAM — August 2, 2006 @ 5:18 am

  45. so true :mrgreen:

    Yours truly (Fairy Godmother) — August 2, 2006 @ 5:10 am

  46. “cool but I am wondering are the myspace real ? - Comment by Jane”

    no those sites aren’t real. they’re fake.:mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — August 2, 2006 @ 4:41 am

  47. cool :cool: but I am wondering are the myspace real ? :roll:

    Jane — August 2, 2006 @ 4:30 am

  48. Are the myspace real? I mean, on their official site they say that thet’re working on it.. So:roll: I don’t know

    Anne from Holland — August 2, 2006 @ 3:59 am

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