>> Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Shopping in Beverly Hills (10-21-05)
"Whew! Oh my God Ashley, do these guys EVER take a shower? My eyes are watering for God's sake!"
"At least he could close his arm flaps. That would help a LITTLE. Wait I know...follow my lead Mary-Kate. I have an idea..."
Ashley grabs Mary-Kate's arm and instead of moving away, moves dangerously closer!
"What the..? Why are we getting closer Ashley?! I don't know how much more I can take of this! My nose hairs are melting!"
"Don't worry I'm SURE this will work. This is what we call drafting. Like in NASCAR but it also works with stinky guys. His stink will flow around us. Learned that today in Aromatherapy Thermodynamics class."
"Cough! Hack! Doesn't...seem..to be...working Ashley. Help! I'm going down! We have an Olsen twin down! I repeat! We have an Olsen twin down! Medic!"
"Hold on Mary-Kate! Your right... cough... aerodynamics... compromised... by.. drag from.. arm flaps... out of ideas. MK think of something! Fast!"
Mary-Kate struggles to remain conscious. She calls upon all her vast experience with stinky guys, especially Greek ones, to come up with a solution. She racks and she racks until finally she gets an idea.
With her last ounce of strength she suddenly kicks the guy right between the legs, making him grab himself in unspeakable agony. But more importantly, he closes his arm flaps!
"It's working! Now why didn't I think of that? Good job Kate!"
"College is good Ashley, but you also need street smarts."
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like o mi god i luvv ashley n mk sooo much this one time they were in the same street as me n their bodyguards wer all over them n then lik mk dropped a tissue n i licked it ummm gdggdgdgdgd, onli jokin, use r al geeks lik lol hu cares wat theyr up 2 u pyscho stalkers GET A LIFEE!!!!!
ia ashley mairred?
mary kate and ashley are the best …better then the rest..lolzz…..luv dem 2 bits…they rule!!!!!….u go girls…!!!!!
I love them too much they are really beautiful!!
they look so pritty together!!! I’d luv 2 have body guards so big and tough like them:grin:
i’m sort a jelous now:evil:, but i still think they’re awesome! U go grls!
i meant ashley and riley:!:
does anyone now if the 2 girls r planning on making anymore films soon:?: a good film is new york min. ahley and riey smith suit
they could*
hi…I’m a girl from Norway..I wish Ash and Mary K. would stop handing out movies(though I love them) so that they dould live their life like everyone else…think that is the best for them….. I don’t like this page…When the twins are hiding their faces, don’t you think that is a sign for the press not to take photos????? please stop! plz!!!! from a fan of ash and MK… your the best..:grin:
marykate marykate ashley ashley you are the best dont let anyone in your way expeshelly paris hilton paris paris is a hore she is a **** wit every day she is so dum she cant even say the word you so who ever likes paris they are **** ******* so marykate ashley you are beuatiful unlike paris you two are pretty smart cool funny funky and out going so paris is a ******* bitchy head
from savanna love you marykate and ashley
hi this is savanna
someone said on the coment if ashley olsen has a boyfriend she does. so i love marykate and ashley olsen there so cool good style and really cool accsessories i love them and i hope there well
from savanna love you marykate and ashley xxxxxxxxxooooooooo
:mrgreen:i like tats girls maiby any one no they’s e-mail?
You have great strone! I love be from poland MK ASH OLSEN and you understand me very definitely not too! Generally super stronka
i luv them but they do need 2 put sum weight on no affence but i dnt fink bein rely rely skinny is sexy it looks kind of mingin sumtimes
plz plz visit my website at http://www.twinsinternational.piczo.com
it’s all bout mk and ash
hi where do you live i love you people
Omg. Haven’t posted in so long…
Eww. Body odorrr.. >_>
to all people:
the only thing that is annoying is the feeling of conection between you and them, its probably the same for all the fans but theres something that stops you from ever knowing them or becoming freinds or something. it could be because you live far away, or the bodyguards, or even because mka have enough freinds, i dont know but it would be nice 2 see them as normal instead of them so over protected, dont you agree??
I think these photo’s are a little boring, they need some space at this time, especially MK! I know that Paris stole him from her……but like, he would have said to Paris “Hey, I love MK and I wanna be with her” If he really wanted to. He wanted to be stolen. He obviously isn’t as nice as we thought he was. He betrayed MK and made it look like ALL Paris’s fault. I guess part of it is her fault., but majority….it’s him!!!!! I hope you find a better guy MK, who treats her like she should be treated. With respect and dignity. Luv u heaps MK!!!! LOL! Ash ur hilarious!!! woody allen!!!!!Go you!!!:???:
hehe ahuh. i no there really adorable two cutie pies!! and i really hope to meet them 1 day. that wud b a dream come true =] i wud die jus to meet dem. athough…il be dead by den! mKa u are my rOcK!
hehehe wel i stil do like Mk…but yeh…i derno…but i still like Ashley more…i dont have anything really against Mk…jus i dun wun her to smoke..coz thats bad for her..i wuna c her live long…!! thats reeeeeeally good that shes healthy…!!!!!! im glad to hear that..coz it makes me sad wen shes anorexic..allthogh i would stil try to help her..
Lannie,
I love them both equally. How can you not? They are the most adorable two woman you’ll ever want to meet. Except for one.
Lannie,
As far as I know she’s happy and healthy and that makes me very happy.
i am starting to like Ashley more than Mary-kate. Like ive always had, but like…now..i mean alot more. Because Ashleys more shy while Mk is wild. And ashley doesnt smoke and do bad thingz…i heard that Mk got drunk..and drinkin under age..i no its her lyf and shes olda…but it jus turns me off…Ashley all the waaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
hey! does any one here know if Mk is anorexic again?? my friend told me..but i thought it was fake. She said she saw in a mag that shes goin on a diet because she broke up with her boyfriend..
Lam, kimberly,
Glad you liked it.
Yo, why r u talking to me about this. I never said anything questioning their hights. I also cannot find where I did talk about this issue in this chat.
Teeheee…u never fail 2 amuse michael!..i just luv the way u can make an otherwise ordinary pic of the girls sumthin so hilarious!
Keep up the good work!
do you just come up with these stories michael? your so good!! gotta love ya…
omg a love these girls they are true beautys i wish i was like them xxxxx
i don’t think so
has ashley got a boyfreind anyone??
TO RUDD_JAM: MAYBE MK IS WEARING HIGHER SHOES THAT ASH? ASH ACTUALLY IS AN INCH TALLER THAN MK.
I would like to go shopping with them
I thought Ashley is taller than MK, but why in this pictures, Mk looked Taller?!
Here, Here!
cool pic of mk&ash
i love them both being sisters
they sholud spen time 2gether more often
aka peaceout
Cos their hot.
One thing that amazes me.How the hell can they wear coats in such hot temperatures.When i went to L.A i was sweating like a pig while wearing only a sleeveless shirt!:shock:
Ha ha great story
you know i have readin a news about paris hilton on a party talking on the phone and telling to her friend NIcole that she wants to kill mka i don’t know if anyone have been reading it:?:
wot anova totally pointless story:roll: dat woz so not real people it woz such a made up peice of crap / ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lv amy xxx
does anyone know if ashley has a boyfreind??
haj bajskorvar
im 3rd! hey, this is the closest i have been! lol
i love their style is so cool and miss match 
there great!
LOVE U TWO:shock:
MK is skinny again?!
Mk look-alike girl