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>> Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have decided they will let the right guy at the right price into their jeans November 19th, 2005

November 18th, 2005 - Articles

It's that time of year again. Mary-Kate and Ashley are really horny. All the losers they've been dating can't even get to first base they're so lame. These girls are getting desperate!

So desparate they've put themselves up for bid. They can't wait for some hot rich guy to pay the price to get into their genes and rock their genetic world. Don't disappoint them. They want you. They need you. Open your wallet and do it for the kids!

You can bid on great autographed celebrity blue jeans from Saturday, November 19 - Tuesday, November 29, 2005. You'll get a terrific collector's item and help support the work of the National Hemophilia Foundation at the same time.

Ebay.com/ Bluejeansforgenes

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hey, come to germany! or tell me where i can find you in nyu

whatever — December 9, 2005 @ 5:53 am
hey mary-kate and ashley! hope you’ll answer this! you are so cool..I’ve been a fan since i was 5 years old.. I learned how to speak english from you!(I’m from norway) I think your’e so cool! wish to be like you!

Sophia — December 4, 2005 @ 2:58 am
its cool

Anonymous — November 23, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Im so confused. yay mka

yoyo — November 23, 2005 @ 12:30 am
thats is so cool
mk&ash all tha way
aka peaceout

What?

yoyo — November 23, 2005 @ 12:29 am
thats is so cool
mk&ash all tha way
aka peaceout

yoyo — November 20, 2005 @ 7:49 am
Twins forever

Inese — November 20, 2005 @ 2:14 am
you are invited to a fun day with me in san antonio.

eugene garcia — November 19, 2005 @ 12:22 am
:wink:i absolutly love you 2 n i wood take a bullet fur u any day i love you 2 pieces … n i hate paris hilton… she is a ****
my friends all hate me coz i love use so much my bf dumped me coz i tok boot use constantly pleese give me a shout out on the tv …… luve u ……… dakotta

biggest fan — November 18, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
add on even if she don’t stop help her to cut back my bad.

newfire — November 18, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Mary k and Ashley I love you to Mary you look good can you stop smoking.Ashley you look good to can you help your sister stop smoking.even if she don’t stop there her to cut back ok.

newfire — November 18, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
i love mk and ash email me ok at harrypotterreturns@msn.com

hermione — November 18, 2005 @ 9:01 pm