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Ash: Your shoe's untied.

MK: I'm not falling for that.

Ash: No really, your shoe's untied, look.

MK: Shut up and get ready to lose. Don't worry, it'll be over soon. I'll beat you in a New York Minute.

Ash: No you won't.

MK: Yes I will Jill.

Ash: Don't call me Jill. Oh look, it's Obama, I think he wants to stimulate you.

MK: Oh wow really? Where? I need some stimulation. I'm so bored of that pretentious smoke breathing faux hipster Nate. Also, he doesn't know how to f*ck good. I need me some Obama-drama.

Ash: Obama's right behind you, look.

MK: Wait, I don't hear the usual sound of women begging to bear his children in exchange for paying their mortgage. Your lying, so I'm not looking.

Ash: Too late, you missed him.

MK: Suuuure I did. Do I look stupid? Don't answer that. Hey, your face is looking a little oily, I bet you want to freshen up. Go ahead, I won't tell. Really, I'm not trying to trick you. <crosses fingers>

Ash: I'm oily? Oh no! I have to wash my face and I mean now mister! Get the iodine, get the disinfectant! Hey wait, is this a trick?

MK: No really it's not I swear! Go ahead and wash, I'll hold your place, I won't tell.

Ash: Grrr! You are an evil twisted sister who will stop at nothing to get what she wants. I would never stoop so low.

MK: I'm sorry. <pouts>

Ash: It's ok, I forgive you. Btw, your shoe's untied.

MK: Your pathetic.

Ash: No I'm not.

MK: I'm the cute one.

Ash: No your not, I am. Every time I look in the mirror I can see I'm the cute one.

<Mk gets an idea...>

MK: If I prove I'm cuter will you admit defeat?

Ash: Yes, but there's no way your cuter than me.

MK: You might be right. Maybe you are the cute one. Look at this photo of me I just took, I think it's pretty cute but you be the judge. Here I'll put it right before your eyes so you don't have to look away.

<MK pulls out her Mary-Kate and Ashley brand compact mirror and places it right before Ash's eyes.>

Ash: Gulp. OMG, your right, you are the cute one. I stand corrected, I guess you win. <Ash looks away sadly.>

MK: All too easy.

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• hey you uys r awesome

  Anonymous — November 3, 2009 @ 7:38 pm

• wish i was this [pretty] !

  christie (: — October 21, 2009 @ 3:37 pm

• hi you look pretty

  Anonymous — October 21, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

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  ophelie — September 26, 2009 @ 4:04 am

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• Glad you liked it. I agree, I think they’re both good.

  “Ha that’s funny. But I really like Olsen twins good actresses.”

  Michael Shipley — July 22, 2009 @ 2:21 am

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  MIK-ELLLLA — April 30, 2009 @ 1:04 pm

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  Anonymous — April 27, 2009 @ 3:04 am

• OMG.
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  a girl (italy) — April 16, 2009 @ 9:59 am

• hola
  no se si esta carta la recibira mary - kate
  pero lo tengo que decir
  para mi eras la mejor actriz gunto con tu
  hermana pero ahora eres fea , estas enferma
  y ya no eres la misma.
  espero que te despierte de una vez y sea la
  misma de antes
  adios

  tibi — April 12, 2009 @ 5:11 pm

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  MEGI — April 1, 2009 @ 1:24 am

• Put this one on as my screensaver/ They ar HOTT!!

  Anonymous — March 26, 2009 @ 12:57 pm

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