>> Malibu Minute: Mary-Kate Olsen Parties Like There's So Little Time Left
Cujo: <lifts leg and pees> "...the bitch is mine.."
MK: "And who's little piggie are you? Would you like to come home with mommy? Of course you would." <puts piggie under shirt nonchalantly>
MK to ScruffyBlueShirtWaiterDude: "Oh yeah ok let me think. Ok I'd like to order a Mile High Pastrami on Rye please with extra hot mustard. Here I have a coupon."
MK: "...and Lord, in addition to a starring role in the next Brad Pitt movie with lots and lots of love scenes, I'd like you to smite my enemies. Smitest them I say! Especially that rat-f*ck paparazzi that is taking this photo of me right now."
MK: <sniff> "Hmm, you gotta love that new baby smell. Come to mamma..." <looks around then puts baby under shirt nonchalantly>
SexyGilrInGreenDress: "Oh God no. Here comes Brad Pitt's non-union equivalent - Braduardo Pittithefulio. Run."
Cujo to Benji: "Back off Hollywood or I'll give you a dose of rabies you will never forget."
Benji: "Bring it."
MK: "No you go ahead. Me and my right hand here have a lot to talk about don't we? Don't we! You bet we do Mister Klepto."
photo credits: maureen
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wow!!
I was such a big fan of Maty-kate and mostly Ashely until I found out that Mary-kate smokes that hurts my feelings knowing that she smokes I new she was on some kind of heavy crack that made her this way if I was Ashely I would slap the heck out of Mary-Kate or if I was her parents I would do even worser. The only reason why the Olsens twins are not getting any show deals or movie deals is because of Mary-Kate’s problem with smoking.
why don’t people go on this kool site i left message129. @ 1:19 and since then nobody has been on .i think some of u guys are sooooo rite about them !!
whats mk problem:sad:
i think its up to her if she wants to smoke or not shes da 1 thats going to have a bad health and she might stop. when she wakes up and c wats happening to her
I love you ashley i wana you check my site thank you http://www.mary-kateandashley.ir
bye
:grin:julllie zijn de beste tweeling ooit en ook de knapste i love jour for ever een mk en ash
I THINK THAT MARY - KATE & ASHLEY ARE AWSOME & THE PICTURES OF THEM SMOKING ARE TOTALLY FAKE :
:grin:THEY ARENT LIKE THAT:wink:
i agree that arm does look pretty fake.I dont htink they should be picking on her just because she looks as though she was doing those things its only because her hair is dark and she is thin.:roll:
hey you guys are sooo not thinking everybody that thinks it is cool to smoke,you better stop or you will be dead at age 40. and hasn’t anybody seen the movie poparazzi??? they could totally
be digitally planting those cigaretts in her hands.so i dont believe any part of the roomers or pictures on here and neighther should you guys:grin:and that picture of her flippin of someone why do you guys think she has a sleeve on one arm and not the other?it isn’t hers.
omg…….MaryKate nearly had a eating problem (or may hav now)…. anorexia. And many people eat alot… cuz when their down, it helps them to eat, to feal good… but MK, handel her problems with smokin’!
And. she has been famouse sence she was a little girl, and with allthe paparazzi’s and everythin that has happend to her lately, she is gettin tired…..when she was 15 then she dressed normaly, classic and that… but lately she is dressin different,, she started a totally new fashion….. and that’s a sign that she really don’t cares how people think of her, not after all this years…… so it would’nt surprise me at all if she’s start smoking…..
i totally can’t believe it m-k smokes no wonder she so thin:shock:
she still looks too thin…she looks like 90 pounds
OMG, take it easy. MK is smoking, so what? SHE 19 FFS. I’m 13, I’ve tried it.:razz: just let her be. besides, see how happy she looks.
who cares if mk smokes cause ashley is the hotter one anyway
-> Daaanish ) are you from denmark ?
because i am !
if anyone else is from denmark , then write! ;D
i love a woman smokes, mk cool, what kind of brand you smoke, i smoke newports 100s
mk smoking is just so unsexy… but it’s her life and her health problems…
leave mk alone you know,, she has a mine of her own u know,,she could do anything she want to do of her life.. nobody controls her but herseif
The pets are cute:grin:
OMG!! GUD, ..LOOK AT HER LEGS..
Hey leave Michael alone, he trys! I got ya back M, like in tha hood!
They’re just jokes.
michael, what are u trying to say with the caption? i don’t understand.
does mary-kate do drugs?
mary-kate smoking oh my god i hav never seen her smoke b4
Who gives a crap if she smokes! Now lets move on pleeeaaaasssseeee!
ok ok…folks…let her smoke…..but MK plz listen to this….”SMOKING IS NICE, BUT ONLY UPTO A CERTAIN LIMIT. DON”T BECOME A SMOKE ADDICT.” think about it.
peace out.
she not biotiful!bad no nice!!!!lol KISS for fan of olsen twins:)
visi mani labi draugi
The thing isn’t if she’s smoking or not…it’s because she should know that she just recovered from a hard eating disorder, she’s trying to get better, i think…and if most of you don’t know nicotine cuts the appetite aaaaaand as far as i’m concerned, when you get into an eating disorder you gotta EAT, right?!
Hmmm I just reminding you about it…
But if she wants to smoke, it’s okay…none of our comment will change what she’s doing now…
i cant belive that U fans of mk and ash..care so mutch of what they do or what they do..cant they live like normally people? do what they want..
Screw this smoking ****.. who ferakin cares?! it’s not like she’s the only celeb that smokes!!! every freakin person does! it looks like she’s been eating healthier and she looks happier and thats all that matters for now.
I hope ashley doesnt start smoking cause shes the hotter one
I agree the comment by sweden. Okay, it’s bad to smoke?! Right. But hey, it’s not so easy to stop if you’ve started to smoke. So let MK live her life and let her smoke. How many people in this world doesn’t smoke? I want her and everybody else in this world to stop smoking. That would be great. huh? But it’s not that easy..
Take care everybody, and never start to smoke because you may can’t stop smoking then
she’s smoking…so WHAT??… maybe she’s party-smoking???
she’s a grown-up now..let her be:!:
Anonymous..I agree!!
We should stop judging her her and now, and stop with those bad comments.
She is a young woman who can take care of her self now, and I’m sure that she know the consequences of smoking.
If she wants to stop smoking, she will do that, but it’s her decision if she wants to continue or not, not yours.
I still think that she should stop smoking(for her own good) but as I sad before, It’s her decision.
SHE IS HAPPIER THAN SHE HAS EVER BEEN
SO LET HER LIVE HER LIFE!!!
Mary-Kate stop smiking:!: It’s bad…:sad:
Mk smoking?!
I can’t believe!
This is Kay life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s not interfere
Let’s not interfere
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Please….
Nincs is ott a cigi!!rohadt köcsög!nekem megvan az eredeti kép!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so shes smoking…fair enough shes old enuff 2 do it! But ppl…its NOT in any way good for u. It smells, gives u bad breath skin hair teeth and nails….oh yer, and gives u cancer and poisons u. Gr8 one……… But its up 2 her!
But mk looks happy agen
you know what, let the girl smoke! good.. i know exactly how she feels! when you are totally stressed out, a cigarette can really calm you down, and make you feel good… im not saying its helathy, personally i quit years ago… but maybe she needs this right now? she has probably been under more stress than any of us can imagine!! besides, it could have been worse! like drugs…just keep on going mk!
-> 87
nice commentary:wink:
who cares that she smokes. yes, its unhealthy, we all know that, but do you guys expect the poor girl to be perfect? my god. she’s nineteen, had a tough tough year (and probably many more) and look at all that she has accomplished. wish i could say that at 23 id accomplished 1/100 of what she’s done at 19. and shes gorgeous, and been handling the media pressure so well. she’s human, not god, dont expect her to be perfect. noone is.
I can’t believe she smoking, maybe it was just 1, hellooooh?! a lot of people smoke, i think she knows what she’s doing.:wink:
No matter what she’s doing, I’ll always be a MKA fan!
whos baby is at? n smoking is bad,,,,no1 can say it aint bad…every1 nos it aint good. but if you look at other teen celebs, ul c they av startd smokin as well,,,look at lydnesy lohan, shes like the twins, she startd actin at a young age,,,not as young as mk bt still young,,,n she smokes now. it must jst be a way they find them selfs ‘cool’ n how they want to distrat themselfs. maybe they think that their rich nothing can hurt them but wel,us who doent smoke will b the judge of that in times to come.
judy, What do you mean WHO’S ASHLEY?
MK PLEASE STOP SMOKING! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RUIN YOUR PERFEKT LIFE???
BESIDES ; WHO´S ASHLEY …. NEW PICS?
TO MYSELF: Well said!
where are you from?
she can do WHAT she wants, WHEN she wants and WHY she wants. so leave her ALONE. I probaly hard for her to cope with everyone judging her, loads of people smoke. this surposed to be a FAN site NOT a judging one . SO LEAVE HER TO LIVE HER LIFE.
tHAT IS rUDE
what’s up with you guys that says that it isn’t a bad thing that she’s smokin’ .. ??
of course it’s a bad thing.. SMOKIN’ KILLS.
do you wanna see mk die? then fine”?
i’ve also seen other pic’s of her smokin but someone just said that it was someone who had made that!?
but now i really believe it.
i feel like she don’t care about other people, specially younger children , who really looks up to her?
She was smoking on two of the pictures:shock: That is not good:sad:
Ok, I’ve said this once but I’m gonna make it twice so that you ppl can really try to understand..
MK knows what she’s doing and I’m SURE that many of you have done WORSE things but you just keep talking and talking
Not only won’t she see these things you say, but also you’re being so NARROW-MINDED!!
It’s because of ppl like u that MK and A see their lives a little bit worse… Let them be!!!
finally people understanding its not upto them
uhmm well who cares what she’s doing she looks really hot! and just about every young hollywood starlet smokes, because of the stress and keeping skinny and stuff. oh and does smoking really help you be skinny???
what is the problem with u american people??? who think you have the right to judge and believe youre always right… she smokes, so what??? its her problem and shes not making any mistake, cause if she damages herself with thatm you stop eating all the meat you get, stop contrubuting to pollution, start helping the civilization and stop thinking you are the only people in the planet
Wow, you all are so so so easily duped. It’s called photoshop people. Mary Kate is not smoking. Duh. People put in what looks like a cigarette to make people talk. And, fall for it. Like, most of you. This is how gossip starts. Let the girl live her life. Stop scrutinizing her. And, stop falling for stupid media tricks. Knowledge is power.
There is a Sprite can in one of the pictures. I guess Mary-Kate got thirst. LOL!
oh no!! MK smoking!! scary. don’t quit being our role model, or you’ll end up in rehab again but for another reason! i hope this is just one of those ‘i’m gone so i’m gonna smoke ONE cigarette’ things. not that thats good!!
sorry…from sweden!!!
What means:
MAYRYKATE DOSE NOT DO COKE!
HEY YOU GUYS, I BIN HEARING ABT THIS SMOKING THING, I MYSELF SEE A CIGGARETTE
AND WHAT!!!!!
HER CHOICE SHES 19 OVER 18
IF I SMOKED (WHICH I DON’T)
YOU AINT GONNA B MAKIN A FUSS
SHES A HUMAN AN I AM ASWELL
SHPULDN’T BE TALKIN LIKE THAT
SAYIN **** ABT KINKY SEX AN ******** LIKE THAT
I DON’T WANNA ******* HEAR IT
YOU COME ON THIS SITE AS A FAN PEOPLE
NOT TO DIS MK OR ASH
******* STOP IT COZ ITS GETTING ON MA NERVEZ
COMMENT GOOD ITS GOOD, NOT TO DISS SUM1 BEHIND THERE BACK
GETS ME ANGRY
COZ ALL YOUZ ARE SAYING U SUPPORT MK OF HER ILLNESS SHES HAD LATELY
WELL NOT NOW
uzzi_the_killer@hotmail.com
CAN YOUZ ADD ME PLEASE MA NEW ADDY
THNX
MAYRYKATE DOSE NOT DO COKE!
YES HER DAD LIVES NEXT TO MY GRANDPARENTS
who gives a **** if she’s smoking and drinking. i do too and im anorexic. she’s nineteen and i dont think its the end of the world. i do coke too, and it seems like she’s given it up (if she ever did it) so maybe everyone should be happy for her and stop tapping into the negative ****.
da………ja ot nejo etogo neozidal kak ona mozet kurit?????
U NO ME…Do you know her???
I’m very happy for her, that she is alright and also that she has fond a guy to spend her time with…I really am.
And I know that it’s her decision if she want to smoke or not.
But I care about her and if I could do anything to make her understand that she should’nt smoke, I had done that.
As I sad before, I am happy for you Mary-Kate.
OK DONT CALL HER BABY SHE HAS A BOYFIEND AND IT FREAKS HER OUT HOW ALL OF YALL PEOPLE CALL HER BABY AND PLZZ STOP SAYING BAD STUFF ABOUT HER SHE IS HAPPYER THAN SHE HAS EVER BEEN AND SHE IS OVER HER EATING PROBLEM AND ITS HER CHOICE TO SMOKE AND JUST TO LET YALL NO SHE COMES ON THIS SITE ALOMST EVERY TIME SHE GETS ON THE NET
She should’nt even start to smoke, especially when everyone know the consequences.
I think that she can keep going on all these parties, it’s nothing wrong with that. And if she drinks, [red Wine for exemple] as she did on these pictures dosn’t really matter.
She is a young women who diserve to have some fun.
But I can’t understand why she started to smoke. It’s nothing cool with that.
If you ever will read this Mary-Kate (I do hope that you will) I beg you to stop smoking, for your own good.
love you Mary-Kate!!!
She’s so pretty and she’s smoking:???: MK is going to ruin her life.
She should’nt even start to smoke, especially when everyone no the consequence.
I think that she can keep going on all these parties, it’s nothing wrong with that. And if she drinks, [red Wine for exemple] as she did on these pictures dosn’t really matter.
She is an 19 years old women who diserve to have some fun.
But I can’t understand why she started smoking. It’s nothing cool with that.
If you ever will read this Mary-Kate (I do hope that you will) I beg you to stop smoking, for your own good.
love you Mary-Kate!!!
As a young woman [an “adult” even] with the money, fame and power to do pretty much anything she wants, M-K chooses to “rebel” by….. wait for it…. smoking cigarettes! laffffss OMG smoking, what next, open mouth kissing????
Good grief people, get over it. lol ewww smoking…. oooOOOoooh how shocking
lol incredible
im sorry about your mom & granmother:cry:
She should STOP smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mum + grandmother died from smoking. I just want her to stop smoking so she can have a normal life and don’t hurt the people that love her.
Go on me site for cool mka pics!
Mary-Kate has changed soo much just cause of her bein a celb ever since she woz young.
Smoking , anorixa , i feel sry 4 her.
Shes killin her self just so that we can c paparazzi pics of her!
When i look at pictures and programs+films. U cant belive its the same girl
Go on me site for cool mka pics!
Mary-Kate has changed soo much just cause of her bein a celb ever since she woz young.
Smoking , anorixa , i feel sry 4 her.
Shes killin her self just so that we can c paparazzi pics of her!
When i look at pictures and programs+films. U cant belive its the same girl
Go on me site for cool mka pics!
Mary-Kate has changed soo much just cause of her bein a celb ever since she woz young.
Smoking , anorixa , i feel sry 4 her.
Shes killin her self just so that we can c paparazzi pics of her!
When i look at pictures and programs+films. U cant belive its the same girl
THA—correction THE (1st line)
after thinking all day…..i think tha Mary-Kate should not smoke…no matter where she is….at home or where ever??
Mary-Kate….if u see this (i do hope thatu will)….plzz don’t smoke baby….it’s BAD.
LEAVE HER THE **** ALONE GOD!!! WHO GIVES A **** ITS HER LIFE SHELL STOP WHEN SHE WANTS TO. GET OVER IT. DO U REALLY THINK SHE GOONA READ YALLS COMMENTS SAYING TO STOP AND BE LIKE OK ILL STOP.THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.SHE WILL STOP WHEN SHE WANTS TO STOP.SHE HAS RIGHTS MOTHER *******.
OK YALL ALL NEED TO STOP TALKIN ABOUT HER LIKE THIS CAUSE YALL DONT NO HER AND FOUR ONE SHE DOSENT DO IT TO MAKE HER FELL BETTER AND SHE DOSENT DO DRUGS SO ALL THIS BULL **** NEEDS TO STOP !
personally i think mary-kate is stupid to smoke she is just paying to die quicker i use to and i realised what an idiot i was smoking is not cool and there a lot of other things she can do to make her self feel good shes an idiot!
omG!!! Stop saying that cigarretes make people feel good..that’s ********!!
My mom needed to stop this dawn vivious coz’ she started having problems with her longues! …Do you want anything else?
Michael: I can see clearly a cigarrete between MK’s fingers…How long has she been smoking?
That’s sad, man …that’s pretty sad…she won’t get better smoking…
jeez louise! you people, yes she’s smoking in the pic, and yes she’s holding a glass of red wine also, but come on! she’s f-cking 19 years old…
HER DAD LIVES BY MY GRANDMOTHER SO I TALK TO HER WHEN SHE COMES HOME SHE IS JUST LIKE US SHES NOT LIKE THESE OTHER STUCK UP PEOPLE
she smoke weed!! she is getting high!!! LOL
Love Mk and Ashley
YES SHE DOZE SMOKE SHES 19 SHES A BIG GURL LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO AND SHE CAN PARTY LIKE HELL!:mrgreen:
It’s hard to belive that she actually smoking, so I really hope she will stop before she turn her life uppside down.
Love you MK and A. But please stop smoke MK, for your own good.
IS MK SMOKING??? OMG SHE RUINS HER LIFE!!
Why she smoking?
okej she is a women now but…:neutral:
dusk….are you lauhting to my captions or what**
Brad Pitts “non-union equivalent” lol.
Glad you like it.
lol some of those captions are great! thanks for the laugh
It’s hard to belive that she actually smoke, so I really hope she will stop before she turn her life uppside down.
Love you MK and A. But please stop smoke MK, for jour own good.
Ok so my opinion is that i dont care if she smokes the rest of her life, or if she quits today. But the general outlook on hereis that some people are glad that she is smoking, but most want her to stop. For health reasons i would reccomend her to stop. But if you think about it, since she’s been smoking it’s been the time that she’s started to improve with her wieght n stuff. So it may of helped her.
u do what u want mk its your life but if you wants 2 drive your self 2 death thats your choice im so shocked:shock:
My Opinion is that she should not be smoking at that time altough she is 19 and can smoke.
oh n wen i sed reading bout drugs or smokin..i ment looking at dem….lol….my mistake
n erm..Michael Shipley..next time…can u at least giv an artical dat has sumfing good bout Mary kate or Ashley …. bcoz i wun 2 read sumfing good….n knowing y i started liking Mk n A …. not sumfing bad soo dat im turned off….. but il always luv dem..jus dat reading fings like…. dem smoking or on drugz or wateva …. makes me feel weird inside… yep..fankz
btw..Noortje…it dusnt anoy me 2 rite like dat..or read…coz its sooo easy 2 read!! lol…. n riting full words is anoying..lol..wel its alrite 2 read but anoying to rite…..!! im luvin Mk n A ..
Another thing, are there any other people that are kind off annoyed by the “tipin’ lyk dis” thing? It bothers me alot
It’s very hard to read actually, because most of the time I can’t even figure out what they’re talking about LOL 
Okay, whatever off topic I guess….. 
yeh…how can she b healthy smoking? like dats bad…i noe shes grown up n stuf but like……?? i luv Mk ..but y is she doin dis? yeh mayb healthy from recova of anorexia… but wats dat point of recovering..n den smoking? but yeh i noe…. at least shes happy….. but i stil fil weird inside lookin at her smokin..its jus rong…
she has a whole lyf ahed of her…. 
:roll:what’s with the smoking problem dudes???
i have smoked only once. JUST ONCE!!(in my whole life) but now….there is COCAINE & NOVACAINE & NIRVANA.
Okay so she looks healthier, and I guess that’s what counts but I just would have never EVER thought MK would start smoking!
I really hope she gets better and stays off the junk……. But like I said, all that really matters is that she’s happy right now 
yo thanks god……why???? cuz there ain’t no STAVROS NIARCHOS in these pics.:wink:
p.s.:- everybody…listen up….i just got my NYM DVD. YIPEEEEEE!!!!:grin:
and i almost forgot…..look at MK….omg!! she’s lookin so hot and sexy and cute and beautiful in those shorts. i LOVE YOU MK..till death.
(and that’s one lucky baby in that pic….wish i was there.)
Mk is smoking.. So what? She’s a grown up and she knows what she has to do. I don’t see any problem in that. Maybe many of you have done worse things and you’re talking about a simple act that soooo many people do… !!!!
smoking is a instant way to make yourself unsexy in my opinion… but wtf mk in kinky sex, where!!!
i can’t believe that she actually smokes?!
she is really turning to a hot but BAD girl!
MY GOODNESS!!
i can’t believe that she actually smokes?!
she is really turning to a hot but BAD girl!
MY GOODNESS!!
Why is she smoking. Dont she wanna live??
yoo evry boty vat do you pepul masing whit
nov I m going to take a amaising bat
vit my self:mrgreen:is olsen twins ther or not
or is Michael Shipley a friend but aim taking my bat nov:mrgreen:
I.M HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING THIS IS THE SAME MK I WATCH BACK A 4 OR 5 MONTHS AGO
ohh…i c now…yeh ..she is smoking!! ..i luv Mk n A but is Mk turnin to a bad gurl?
please noooo……. dun tel me dat …… stay innocent….:neutral: but neways … i wud luv Mary kate and Ashley 4 lyf
ok…i dun get da story..wats it goin on about? i jus like it coz it has Mk in it…but like…omg..wheres ashley??Michael?where r stories of ashley?n btw..how can u gys c shes smoking? its sooo blury!! n like…smikin is bad 4 u..wat u guys goin on bout dat its gud? but yeh..its urs n my opinion so i wont object …n yeh..bai bai:grin:
Oh gawd.she is smoking.right.
wtf:?:
MK stop smoking or u wont get a txt message in a month:!:
Cheers, i think it’s still the 11th July in your time zone so. Yea it’s ma b fday over there! As for over here it’s the 12th so… damn! Ah well, still gon get p*ssed this weekeknd!
It is not a good example for young fans to smoke… But it show that MK is Human et makes mistakes like everyone.
Downcount: Happy Birthday to you, etc…
Mk Wow Smoking:eek:
so she is realy grown up cool
Ah well, in moderation i suppose. So what i get p*ssed on weekends, and i am 17 (today! yea!!! Go Go Go Go shorty, it’s ya birthday!). Guess it’s no different, to smokin’
Ya MK smokes … u can see it in 4 of the pic’s!
All women smoke and have kinky sex? I gotta get out more.
She smokeing and haveing kinky sex. She a woman.
i smoke sometimes once a week
good for u MK
smoking makes u feel good!!
I’m 16
omg… she really does look like she is smoking in these pics
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/july2005/mary-kate-olsen-beach-party-malibu-2.jpg
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/july2005/mary-kate-olsen-beach-party-malibu-4.jpg
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/july2005/mary-kate-olsen-beach-party-malibu-5.jpg
yeah it looks like it
i dont get the whole caption thing.
Aww its so awsome to c her looking more healthier! But was she smoking in one of those pics?:?:
love Gioia