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Here's a scan of the actual apology from the Novermber 7, 2005 National Enquirer to Ashley for falsely inferring she was involved in a drug scandal. Pretty lame if you ask me. It should take up the whole front page like her picture did, along with the headline,
"WE SUCK. WE LIE. OUR MAGAZINE DON'T BUY."
Ok here's the apology....wait. That's funny. I don't see it. I must need new glasses.
Oh HERE it is. On page two. At the fucking bottom where no one will fucking see it. Fuckers.
Here, let me get out my microscope. So this is all Ashley got instead of 40 million dollars? Stein your slippin dude. I could do better than that with one hand tied behind my back and the other playing pocket pool.
Original Enquirer cover story
What is it they said again? Oh yeah,
"...did not intend to accuse Ms. Olsen of being involved in any 'drug scandal'...."
Wtf? Isn't that exactly what that headline above is saying?
And I'm sure you guys always print photos of celebrities who your not accusing of anything with their eyes half closed? You stay classy Enquirer.
This has got to stop. How would the world be hurt if we were deprived of these magazines that wallow in cesspools of mendacity and get away with it? At least it should be easier to win libel cases against them than it is now.
That's it. I'm running for congress on a no more tabloids and no more Greek boy billionaire bastards platform. I know where I can get at least two votes.
Source: Sammie323
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ummmm okay. dont really get it but w/e! and michael u need to find something better to do with ur time! i can soooo tell ur 1 of those dorks who get all up n ppl’s business!! no offense!
ash is cool
hanging with that loser
ash is ilke an angel
aka peaceout
nice try starchild i ment daniel
try to put a fast on ash again daniel
ARE YOU STILL SAD ABOUT YPUR BOY FREIND
ANS THAT ******* PARIES
WHT EVER HER NAME IS
i’ll start campaigning right away and organize a group in my highschool campus
ashley, just take my hand and let’s fly away towards the stars… let them telling whatever they want….
You may want to look into that Titanic survivor who was suposedly found on some iceberg……if that’s true, that’s incredible!
anyway michael if you can change the world tabloids i will definetly vote for you too! lol
yeah right! like we’re going to believe that! pff
miss joby,
Thank you for your support. As a matter of fact, after seeing this overwhelming support for my run for congress, I’ve decided to set my sites higher. I, Michael Shipley, hereby announce my candidacy for President of the United States!
If elected, my first act will be to become Supreme Total Uber Pious Infinite Dictator. Or S.T.U.P.I.D. for short.
My second act will be to make all tabloids print the truth. Unfortunately that will only change about half the stories since half of that **** in there is REAL! I ain’t lyin! Take Michael Jackson. He IS an alien man! I know because our alien overlords, who I serve with total obedience, told me so.
wat a loser! an aplogy is wat people say everyday. dat aint doing nothing ASH U ROCK!
I WILL VOTE FOR YOU MICHAEL!! when im 18. 2 more yearssssss
oh nvm. theyre old i think
wer do u get these michael?