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PEOPLE Photo Special -- The Week's 10 Best Celebrity Quotes
Ben takes a swipe at a "doughy" Matt, plus more from
Mary-
Kate Olsen, Derek Jeter and other stars...
"I took him out in the backyard just to show him how good of a shot I am – just in case."
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Ashton Kutcher, on intimidating his stepdaughter Scout's boyfriend by taking him shooting, on
Live with Regis and Kelly "I only have four friends and am in dire need of more. Just kidding, I have six."
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Jessica Biel, on joining the list of celebrities on MySpace
"Smile on my face, the loving embrace....but instead I'll punch you in the face."
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Tila Tequila, writing a poem on her MySpace page – presumably about Kristy Morgan – after being jilted on her show by the
A Shot at Love 2 contestant
"Basically you're saying I'm a man. I am a man. It's totally fine. We can tell the world."
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Charlize Theron, when asked about her gender neutral roles in
North Country and
Elah, to
USA Today "Let's face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women."
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Adam Levine, on his favorite way to exercise, to
Women's Health Magazine "Wear underwear! Wear your panties."
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Mary-Kate Olsen, advising young Hollywood on how to stay out of trouble, on
The Late Show with David Letterman "Some things are just self evident and don't even require making fun of. I mean, the man buys two seats on an airplane. What are you gonna do?"
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Ben Affleck, admitting there's no need to take cheap shots at his "doughy" buddy
Matt Damon, to PEOPLE
"Everything is normal."
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Angelina Jolie's obstetrician
Dr. Michel Sussmann, talking about the health of the pregnant actress, during a news conference in the South of France
"There's brilliant jazz – Miles Davis. And there's brilliant rock – Coldplay. And there's brilliant rap – Jiggaman!"
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Jay-Z, tooting his own horn and defending his recent headlining appearance at England's traditionally rock-based Glastonbury Festival, to MTV
"I've hung out and dated people I've never even met before."
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Derek Jeter, on being linked to female celebrities like Carrie Underwood and Minka Kelly, to
Sports Illustrated
SourceHAPPY BELATED 4TH OF JULY, ONTD!
I hope everyone had a great holiday and continues to have an amazing weekend. 
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