>> HQ Photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Arriving at a Coldplay Concert
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"Ok here it comes, you see this? Can you smell it? Here it comes. I'm rolling my eyes here! Hellooo! Eyes? Rolling? Oh no, you don't want any of this. See what you've done? You made me angry. Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm F*CKN ANGRY! Alright that's it, where's my phone? I swear I'm gonna throw it right at your heads if you don't f*ckn MOOOOOOOOVE I GOTTA PEEEEE!"
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"Wooooooooo. Eeeeeeeee! Hehe, look George, I'm a ghost."
"Yeah right move along Casper your holding up the line."
"Wooooooooo. Hehe. Fun."
"Grow up."
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"Hey! For your information the last guy that grabbed my purse gotta Super Elbow Drop right between the shoulder blades from yours truly my friend, so watch it. Plus my knee's got a clear shot to your groin so let's just keep that in mind shall we?"
"Yes Miss Olsen. Sorry Miss Olsen."
"Hahaha! Yeah! That's what I thought! Backing off now are we? Worried I might crack some eggs and make tortilla de patatas out of them are we? That's right, you know who's boss now dontcha? Dontcha! Me that's who!"
"Sigh. Yes mam, your the boss Miss Olsen."
"And don't you forget it."
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"This way Mary-Kate."
"You are mistaken sir. I am not the adorable Mary-Kate Olsen."
"Sigh, ok I'll bite. Who are you now?"
"I am actually just little Lindsay Lohan, so-so actress and singer. I am not the Emmy nominated and fabulously talented actress Mary-Kate Olsen you are referring to. Who by the way is loved by millions of girls and lusted after by millions of boys the world over -- especially a certain Greek one who is going to get his d*ck chopped off if he can't keep it in his pants! But thank you for the compliment whoever you are. Oh how I wish I were Mary-Kate Olsen who is so much better than me in every possible way. And is also way cuter than that bitch, uh, I mean me."
"Nope. Your Mary-Kate alright. I can smell your perfume. As everyone knows, it's a carefree, tropical fusion that blends layers of summer fruits and florals in perfect harmony to transport you to a sun-drenched walk on a sandy beach. I got two bottles at home."
"Damn! Forgot about that. Gotta remember that next time. Woooooo... Eeeeeeeee...Woooo...Look George. I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost right George?"
"Yes Miss Olsen, sigh, your a ghost."
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wtf ppl i agree with rick morris i thinkthey only wanna spend some time relaxing …. i h8 ppl who enjoy destryoing some celebrities life
Maybe Mary-kate and shley didnt have any make-up maybe thas why they decided to cover
Wow She swears a little too much:shock:
:roll:She is soooooooooooooooooooooo girly:wink:
Craig, you need to settle. ^^
Ha. That’s pretty funny.
I’m a ghost too, watch me rawrr. =OO
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later on dickweeds!
great
aka peaceout
Grettings from germany
heh, that was pretty funny
wow that was funny
i don’t actually think mk was trying 2 be a ghoast…………………………………………………..hahaha:lol:
I love Coldplay! It’s weird (but also neat) how MK&A seem to have the same taste as me (almost exactly) most of the time! On another note: I think that MK&A don’t really enjoy the pap popping pics of them when they’re out in public trying to just relax and enjoy themselves. They want “alone time” / “private time” just like all of us do! And not just in their own home(s) either! How would you feel if people took pics of you doing — whatever — every time you stepped-out your front door? Just think about it a minute! MK tries to hide herself (I think) because she doesn’t feel that the pap have the right to make money off of her pics when she hasn’t even given her permission / consent for them to be taken! I think Ashley feels similarly but just doesn’t bother hiding herself like MK does. In a way it’s not fair! The pap make money off of pics that the stars never authorize to be taken in the first place! These are just my thoughts and feelings on the subject and my interpretation of how MK&A feel about it. I could be wrong (of course). I think Ashley DOES feel sad that she has to face the paparazzi every single time she does ANYTHING and that the prospect that she may have to live like this (under extreme scrutiny and prying cameras for the rest of her life) probably really gets to her at times! I think that’s why she looks so sad / upset most of the time in pap pics. Again; I might be wrong, but I don’t think so. Sincerely, Rick Morris
Don’t talk on behalf of us brits seeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeh michael dont get me wrong i do like music of a darker tone and being a fan of “industrial” it does cover this.But coldplay should just go back to keeping thier songs of “love and peace” not “hate and sadness”
But anyway i wish them good luck in the states cause we brits give you the thumbs down.Well most of us.:grin:
okkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
cool pix… anyways… nice sayings for mary kate and ashley micheal.. hey guys, add me up: thecutiez_shoby415@yahoo.com
thanks guys! mkao rox my world!
your = you’re
OOOH!! I löööööve coldplay damn it, just to bad that I wasn´t at the concert that night ;P
One depressing song I used to like was,
Alone Again Naturally by Gilbert O’ Sullivan
I’d listen and say, yep, that’ me. It hurt but felt good too. Weird.
Michael shipley…put it this way if coldplays songs get any more depressing thier music would be goth.:lol:
Haven’t commented in like forever!
Busy wit school. Oh f**k school! Ill make time for mka! Wahoo!!
yeh i rekon… didnt u read da interview of MKA? how Ashley sed dat people jus say wateva dey want ..like dere sad in da pic but rili…dere jus trying 2 sit down eating…jus coz 1 pic has a lil sad face..dusnt mean dere depressed….!!!!!
THey en’t cool like me cos there too cold
they like coldplay?!
Dan,
I’ve heard their last album got bad reviews in the us. I’ve also heard people say their songs are depressing. Guess they’re good when you feeling down. You want to hear sad songs.
Yoyo,
Thanks.:mrgreen:
Saxon,
Don’t know really.
Im not surprised she is sad after all going to a coldplay concert has the power to make anyone sad.This particuler band is the worst in british rock….bring back pink floyed and “the who” now they made our country proud.:lol:
She not sad. She was just walking minding her own business.
1 more thing
tha 1 pic of ash
ash look so sad
ash if u reading this don’t b sad just b yourself
us fan don’t want u 2 b sad b happy
just your instance, b brave , b strong
just let it out, get it over with,it will hunted u 4ever
aka peaceout
Mk has lost weight again!
thats a funny 1 nice micheal
it look like mk doesn’t want her pic 2day
i don’t blame mk
i will do it 2 it anoring,up 2 yuor face
aka peaceout
Where was concert held anyway??
RUDD_JAM,
Thanks. It’s ok. Gives me something to do.
by the way Ashley I still want to go out with you this is and add on to 3
I think that she was crying so that is why she didn’t want her picture talking by the Ashley I still would like to go out with you.
lol funny diologue Michael.
1 one i was in the consert:idea:
