>> HQ Candid Photo of Ashley Olsen Realizing She Forgot Something
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Here we see in the above photo Ashley Olsen on her way to the Dancing with the Stars competition she was entering. She was to be paired with the one and only Macho Grande, the most famous professional Latin dancer in all the world. She was feeling pretty good about the whole thing when she felt a slight breeze shoot up where there shouldn't of been anything shooting up. She reaches down to see what the problem was and a cold chill ran up her spine. She looked up at Mary-Kate and said…
"I forgot my panties!"
And Mary-Kate said:
"Suck what?"
Ashley: "I said I'm not wearing any panties! What am I going to do? I can't dance like this. They'll see everything! Oh my God oh my God oh my God…!"
MK: "Hahaha. Calm down calm down. So you forgot your panties. That's funny. Your such a nerd."
Ashley: "No I'm not!"
MK: "I'm the cute one."
Ashley: "No your not! I'll tell Dad!"
MK: "<rolls eyes> Alright alright I'm not, ok? You always fall for that. So where do you think they could be Miss no-panties?"
Ashley: "I don't know I don't know I don't know…Wait. I know. I'll retrace my steps. That's it. Let's see, went to Jared's pool party, hair and makeup ok, panties on. Check. Drank a little wine that Jared gave me, tasted a little funny. Then I slow danced with Jared, got sleepy, then everything goes blank."
MK: "Hello…"
Ashley: "Wait I'm not finished! Ok, when I wake up I have a major hangover, my makeup is ruined, my hair is all messy, panties not on. Well that was a waste of time I still can't figure it out."
MK: "<laughs then sings> I-I-I bet I-I-I-I caaaan…"
Ashley: "What?"
MK: "Oooh nothing. So what are you going to do now Miss smarty no-panties?"
Ashley: "There's only one thing I can do. No time to go back. Mary-Kate, you gotta let me borrow your panties please!"
MK: "Sorry, can't."
Ashley: "Why!?"
MK: "Not wearing any."
Photo Credits: Mary-Kate & Ashley World Photo Gallery
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i wanna **** you
you guys .you all are so cool.this was the funniest one on here.what the hell !!! the toilet just sunk in the bathroom.see ya.
da brat holla at this bitch
that story was a hell a funny.that **** funny
yeah mk you need to stop laughing at your sister
love yall
y does evry1 luv ash more? mk has always bin my fave…shes prettier n she was always the sporty 1.
but ash is realy pretty they both r!!
:grin:heheheh jaja men så e de hahaha:razz:
michael your good, to good..LOL..:grin:
I took the liberty of reproducing this story on Huda’s Proboards forum some time ago, with due credit to you, of course, Michael: it’s my favourite one of your stories, the punchline is brilliant, and actually quite believable after what MK answered in a recent interview to the question why she liked to wear enormous overcoats (’cause I can wear my pyjamas, or anything I want, underneath and nobody’d notice).
that waz a vr funny stry!
mks lines wer zoooo cool:wink: love 2 c mk + ash without ther panties:twisted: michael u rock! the ******* ******* fired u:cry: suckerzzzzzzzzzzz! they dnt know wat their losing:wink:
haha evreybodey are so fun ;P haha mk and ash are the bert girls in the world ^^, i love they som ******* mutch … in the movie new york minute mary-kate´s make up are som ******* nice on shee… black round the eys . ashley are nice to
. but i HATE paris hilton when shee took mk´s boyfrend :@ HATE PARIS HATE PARIS HATE PARIS ! 
but LOVE THE OLSEN SISTERS ;D ikow ash are sexy girl but mk too 
LOVE LOVE LOVE / a
Your story is very silly you are very silly
:grin:Ashley is sooo sexy that ones mind can often run away from itself,
If you had the chance to date an Olsen twin whom would it be ? Would u kiss her on a first date?
wow … Ashley + “no panties” = liquid dreams!
nice story but unfortunately not true! *ashley’s hot*
scrool up and look there is some1 his name is cody he wrote i love ashley panties if you don’t belive scrooll up cody is having a sex with a ashley:mrgreen:
but this is a funny story:razz: 
so who is the writer
:?:how she/he so that or hear that any comments
:roll:ha please
answer:mrgreen:
I wonder what would happen if Ashley realized that she had no bra and photogs took advantage of the situation
A scene made in heaven but recent photos haven proven Ashley to be some kind of beauty
heloo :roll:,
anyway what will happen if ash forgets her pantiese mk is so silly and you that she is is smoking and drinking so i love ash the best
and i have mk pic when she is smmokinng
Insulting to Ashley
Yeah I was lame at first and I’m still lame but I’m getting a little better now thanks.
Michael i’ll be honest. I wasn’t keen your commentry/stories when it began. But you have come on with these! lol “I am not wearing any”. Wish I could be short….
I think Ashley is a hot nerd but MK a hot cool chick.
Errrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! So what really did happen to her panties anyway? Why was MK Laughing?
Thanks. I chuckle every time I read it.
that waz sooo funny nice micheal. nice your no 1
all most cry laughing
give u a 2 dumbs up
aka peacout
****, only 18. comment, ****.
I like Ashleys panties…
lmao, That image will haunt my dreams.
Ashley is way more fitter than mary kate any day of the week. I would brake my own legs with a crowbar if i thought it would make her happy.:razz:
Glad you all liked it.
OMFG, Ashley looks soooo :twisted:HOT:twisted: in that pic.
and Michael, great story, lmao!
Damn it the 13th comment,one day i will complete my mission and post the 1st fu*king comment on da board.:mad:
Haha.. .. ..
the legs rule.
THE LEGS are killing me.
HOT LEGS.
Hey! Everyone Mary-kate Olsen is THE best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
cool stor7y
That’s a funnny story!