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August 19th, 2005 - Photos


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Here we see in the above photo Ashley Olsen on her way to the Dancing with the Stars competition she was entering. She was to be paired with the one and only Macho Grande, the most famous professional Latin dancer in all the world. She was feeling pretty good about the whole thing when she felt a slight breeze shoot up where there shouldn't of been anything shooting up. She reaches down to see what the problem was and a cold chill ran up her spine. She looked up at Mary-Kate and said…

 

"I forgot my panties!"

 

And Mary-Kate said:

 

"Suck what?"

 

Ashley: "I said I'm not wearing any panties! What am I going to do? I can't dance like this. They'll see everything! Oh my God oh my God oh my God…!"

MK: "Hahaha. Calm down calm down. So you forgot your panties. That's funny. Your such a nerd."

Ashley: "No I'm not!"

MK: "I'm the cute one."

Ashley: "No your not! I'll tell Dad!"

MK: "<rolls eyes> Alright alright I'm not, ok? You always fall for that. So where do you think they could be Miss no-panties?"

Ashley: "I don't know I don't know I don't know…Wait. I know. I'll retrace my steps. That's it. Let's see, went to Jared's pool party, hair and makeup ok, panties on. Check. Drank a little wine that Jared gave me, tasted a little funny. Then I slow danced with Jared, got sleepy, then everything goes blank."

MK: "Hello…"

Ashley: "Wait I'm not finished! Ok, when I wake up I have a major hangover, my makeup is ruined, my hair is all messy, panties not on. Well that was a waste of time I still can't figure it out."

MK: "<laughs then sings> I-I-I bet I-I-I-I caaaan…"

Ashley: "What?"

MK: "Oooh nothing. So what are you going to do now Miss smarty no-panties?"

Ashley: "There's only one thing I can do. No time to go back. Mary-Kate, you gotta let me borrow your panties please!"

MK: "Sorry, can't."

Ashley: "Why!?"

MK: "Not wearing any."

Photo Credits: Mary-Kate & Ashley World Photo Gallery

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  • LMAO!! this is 2 funny!!

    Anonymous — October 22, 2009 @ 12:57 pm
  • I think lought is in the water

    Anonymous — April 20, 2009 @ 10:34 pm
  • they said love is in the air

    Anonymous — April 20, 2009 @ 10:31 pm
  • i wanna **** you

  • you guys .you all are so cool.this was the funniest one on here.what the hell !!! the toilet just sunk in the bathroom.see ya. :lol:

    da brat holla at this bitch

    da brat — July 25, 2006 @ 2:42 am
  • that story was a hell a funny.that **** funny :lol: :razz:

    yeah mk you need to stop laughing at your sister

    love yall :grin: :wink: :lol:

    keke — July 18, 2006 @ 11:36 am
  • y does evry1 luv ash more? mk has always bin my fave…shes prettier n she was always the sporty 1.
    but ash is realy pretty they both r!!

    melz! — June 24, 2006 @ 3:57 am
  • :grin:heheheh jaja men så e de hahaha:razz:

    DJ-ENCE — June 23, 2006 @ 4:20 am
  • michael your good, to good..LOL..:grin:

    luke wisniewski — June 11, 2006 @ 4:28 am
  • I took the liberty of reproducing this story on Huda’s Proboards forum some time ago, with due credit to you, of course, Michael: it’s my favourite one of your stories, the punchline is brilliant, and actually quite believable after what MK answered in a recent interview to the question why she liked to wear enormous overcoats (’cause I can wear my pyjamas, or anything I want, underneath and nobody’d notice).

    dingodevil — June 5, 2006 @ 5:14 pm
  • that waz a vr funny stry! :lol: mks lines wer zoooo cool:wink: love 2 c mk + ash without ther panties:twisted: michael u rock! the ******* ******* fired u:cry: suckerzzzzzzzzzzz! they dnt know wat their losing:wink:

    destroyer — March 18, 2006 @ 12:38 am
  • haha evreybodey are so fun ;P haha mk and ash are the bert girls in the world ^^, i love they som ******* mutch … in the movie new york minute mary-kate´s make up are som ******* nice on shee… black round the eys . ashley are nice to :D . but i HATE paris hilton when shee took mk´s boyfrend :@ HATE PARIS HATE PARIS HATE PARIS ! :P but LOVE THE OLSEN SISTERS ;D ikow ash are sexy girl but mk too :D LOVE LOVE LOVE / a

    Anonymous — January 11, 2006 @ 10:18 pm
  • Your story is very silly you are very silly

    Adi — September 6, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
  • :grin:Ashley is sooo sexy that ones mind can often run away from itself,

    AncientFolly05 — August 23, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
  • If you had the chance to date an Olsen twin whom would it be ? Would u kiss her on a first date?

    AncientFolly05 — August 23, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
  • wow … Ashley + “no panties” = liquid dreams! :mrgreen:
    nice story but unfortunately not true! *ashley’s hot*

    Josh — August 23, 2005 @ 1:03 am
  • scrool up and look there is some1 his name is cody he wrote i love ashley panties if you don’t belive scrooll up cody is having a *** with a ashley:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :grin: :grin: but this is a funny story:razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :roll: :wink: :wink:

    Jessica — August 22, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
  • so who is the writer :?: :?: :?:how she/he so that or hear that any comments
    :???: :oops: :roll:ha please
    :mrgreen: answer:mrgreen:

    Jessica — August 22, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
  • I wonder what would happen if Ashley realized that she had no bra and photogs took advantage of the situation

    AncientFolly05 — August 22, 2005 @ 12:46 pm
  • A scene made in heaven but recent photos haven proven Ashley to be some kind of beauty

    AncientFolly05 — August 22, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
  • heloo :roll:,
    anyway what will happen if ash forgets her pantiese mk is so silly and you that she is is smoking and drinking so i love ash the best :mrgreen: :wink:

    and i have mk pic when she is smmokinng

    Anonymous — August 21, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
  • Insulting to Ashley :twisted:

    v — August 20, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
  • Yeah I was lame at first and I’m still lame but I’m getting a little better now thanks.

    Michael Shipley — August 20, 2005 @ 7:59 am
  • Michael i’ll be honest. I wasn’t keen your commentry/stories when it began. But you have come on with these! lol “I am not wearing any”. Wish I could be short…. :mrgreen:

    Downcount — August 20, 2005 @ 7:55 am
  • I think Ashley is a hot nerd but MK a hot cool chick.

    The cool guy — August 20, 2005 @ 6:48 am
  • Errrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! So what really did happen to her panties anyway? Why was MK Laughing?

    :???:

    Dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!?? — August 20, 2005 @ 6:43 am
  • Thanks. I chuckle every time I read it. :mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — August 20, 2005 @ 5:53 am
  • that waz sooo funny nice micheal. nice your no 1
    all most cry laughing
    give u a 2 dumbs up
    aka peacout

    yoyo — August 20, 2005 @ 5:51 am
  • ****, only 18. comment, ****.

    I like Ashleys panties…

    Cody — August 20, 2005 @ 5:49 am
  • lmao, That image will haunt my dreams. :mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — August 20, 2005 @ 5:18 am
  • Ashley is way more fitter than mary kate any day of the week. I would brake my own legs with a crowbar if i thought it would make her happy.:razz:

    Suicide commando — August 20, 2005 @ 5:07 am
  • Glad you all liked it. :mrgreen:

    Michael Shipley — August 20, 2005 @ 3:52 am
  • OMFG, Ashley looks soooo :twisted:HOT:twisted: in that pic.
    and Michael, great story, lmao!

    Anonymous — August 20, 2005 @ 3:38 am
  • Damn it the 13th comment,one day i will complete my mission and post the 1st fu*king comment on da board.:mad:

    Suicide commando — August 20, 2005 @ 2:53 am
  • Haha.. .. ..

    Love MK & A — August 20, 2005 @ 2:09 am
  • the legs rule.

    THE LEGS are killing me.

    HOT LEGS. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    Daanish — August 20, 2005 @ 1:31 am
  • Hey! Everyone Mary-kate Olsen is THE best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Linsay Lohan — August 20, 2005 @ 1:05 am
  • :grin: :grin: :grin: funny story

    bernice — August 19, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
  • hi
    cool stor7y

    anett — August 19, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
  • That’s a funnny story! :lol:

    Cindy — August 19, 2005 @ 9:17 pm

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