NEW! 24Olsen. Stay up to date on Mary-Kate and Ashley, every hour, on the hour.
Gregula in the seventh circle of hell.
That's right I said it. He's stupid. The stupidest. Why? He wouldn't commit to Ashley that's why. So it's over, he blew it, she dumped him. I know, hard to believe. What sane guy wouldn't give his right testicle to be with her?
I called him but all he could do was cry out these words over and over...
"I want my boo back but I gotta burn."
Got boring real fast. Don't whine. No one likes a whiner.
So I switched to sms and had more luck.
gregula, may i call you gregula?
no.
ok gregula, tell daddy what happened and he'll make it all better.
stop patronizing me you f*ck you always do that ill tell mary-kate!
well well that is so precious. your just tired. now tell daddy what happened.
your not my daddy and im not tired!
well then if im not your daddy then whos your daddy?
shut up!
ok just let it out. what happened.
she's a stone cold freak man! you should of heard some of the things she wanted me to do in the bedroom. do you know what a fullhousefalopianfandango is? believe me you DONT want to know. ill do anything for love, but i won't do that!
I was shocked. Our little Ashley. Must be the Mary-Kate influence.
Still, this is no reason to reject Ashley. As a matter of fact conventional wisdom says that's a plus but to each his own.
I asked if he wanted to give a shout out to Ashley one last time. He said yes and quoted the Emmy award winning actor and terrible singer, William Shatner:
"You say I can't commit? You're right. I can't commit…TO YOU! I WANT MY BOO!" - Bill Shatner
Note: Comments are now in reverse order, newest first.
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Linda: "John more than deserves every accolode that he receives!! most of which are long long overdue!!..."
A. Nony Mouse: "i <3 the olsen twins they are so cool..."
A. Nony Mouse: " 
son unicas..."
masya and den: "hi mary-kate and ashley OLSON 
we live in Ukraine and we LOVE Youuuuu!!! please answer!! 
..."
A. Nony Mouse: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOW COOL THANX 
..."
miss monella devil: "ashley and mary-kate are very beautiful ....!!! 
!!!!..."
lamest thing on the planet...
u boys!!! 
!!! 
ashley olsen beauty:wink:
We don’t really know what’s the real reason. I don’t trust the media or whoever..but you know..we’re not 100% sure!
LOL
lol. what was i thinking?
“hey micheal, i beg to disagree, but, i’d give my LEFT testicle to date ashley, but NOT RIGHTY!!!!…
Comment by kstny”
i’m confused…whats the history with mk?
Michael if u want to date mary-kate or Ashley so much then why don’t u tell your third party connection person to tell them this not just keep designing a roleplay showing us how stuipid the boyfriends r for breaking up with them. How do u know the break up was not Mary-kate or Ashley’s fault. we r all human u know.
say*
trust bruv if i got a bird like that and all she wanted was for me to commit i would of dun it so fast she couldent of even finished askin i mean y not commit it aint like there millions of good looking A-list celebs i mean how stupid can one man be its tru wat they see “u dnt know wat u got till its gone”
hey micheal, i beg to disagree, but, i’d give my LEFT testicle to date ashley, but NOT RIGHTY!!!!…
i cant belive ash likes him
he is so so ugly ashs too good for him n 2 pretty for him too
he is the stupidest and most piece S . H . I .T
S for stupid
H for hated
I for imperfect
T for tatered
that right he is the most piece of **** I have ever seen.
ewwwwww
the reason was he wouldnt get serious.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01192007/gossip/pagesix/seriously_ready_pagesix_.htm
Ok..so whats the reason of their breaking up? kinda lil confused..sorry…………….
I agree
MKA are the best!:grin:
hes yucky! im glad its over! ashley should b with a younger man
um was that real or not?
im confused…boo. LOl.
she’s to much for him
If Ashley was with that man, I could think the end is near:shock:
junaid lves reb/a
hahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahah even I want to be with her
Weird…
…
…..
…….
No, wait.
Too weird!
What!!!
aha ?