>> Grandmaster Daanish Throws It Down and Busts a Cap For Mary-Kizzle and Ashleyizzle
June 5th, 2005 - General
1Yo. Suckas and gentlemizzles. Allow me to pimp a phat new rap song by one of Mary-Kate 'n Ashley's biggest fanizzles, the one, the only, Daanish! Give props to the Daanish people!
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY (Don't Mess With Them Or They Will Mess You Up:)
Are u ready, sit down,
Let me da tell you a lil story,
'bout 2 cool cats,
yeah, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
c'minin' at an angle,
that they better than the rest,
when ya looking in-in their hearts,
them a da pass the test.
them a da pass the test
Don't look back,
She's comin' into attack,
She's takin' it side by side,
She's takin' it front to back,
She's takin' it all around the world,
Never, never will She stop this...
MARY-KATE!
Ame - Ri - Can
She be flippin' a beat,
She be out to steal,
She be keepin' it real,
She be on a mission, she be livin, she be killin',
She be ASHLEY!
Now the story begins in NEW YORK, the land,
With a master plan, to take the world at hand,
Goin' step by step, they crossin over the border,
With a step by step, lookin over their shoulders,
Never too amazed, never to unfurl,
There are only 2 kinds of people in the world,
Only positive - negative, only good and bad,
Only right and wrong, that's all we ever had.
just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure.
Here We Go Now!
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...
just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,
and 2gether they ride...
(Secretly, Secretly, Secretly tonight)
2gether they cry...
(Silently, Silently, Silently tonight)
2gether they ride, 2gether they cry,
2gether they fly, 2gether they die,
2gether they rise above the whole world,
2gether they smile...
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...
let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.
let me da take the story a lil forward now (forward now),
c'mon n let me da tell you what u wanna know (wanna know),
c'mon in everybody if u feelin' this ( feelin this),
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, they be kickin it.
just like an angry character with a lotta soul,
them a da call her MARY-KATE with a heart of gold,
just like a beautiful angel comin' outta the cold,
there's only one ASHLEY and that's for sure,
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
They are comin' to your town,
They hustle then, they hustle now,
Yo - Yo... Yo - Yo...
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, MARY-KATE & ASHLEY,
Makin' money all around,
Never do they settle down
YO - YO... YO - YO...
THE END
"LET US PRAY THEY NEVER LEAVE"
-Daanish on MARY-KATE & ASHLEY.
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Seriously
love the original song in the movie rapped by blaaze and with the boss amitabh bhachan himself… u suck dude for plagiarism… beeeatch to the danes !!
what are you all talking about??? are the olsen twins danish or not?
Yo, don’t mess with those of us who are named “Daanish”. Although it’s really spelled with one A anyway. But yea, the name is derived from Persian and means wise. There was at one time, a knighthood of Daanish or some kind of award given to exceptionally talented intellectuals. Ottoman Empire?
i think that its really bad that u are replacing the song with mary kate and ashely instead of bunty aur babli, i don’t think u should do that
Hey Daanish!
Don’t you think you should credit the actually artist?
The song is an original track by Indian rap artist Blaaze, and it’s called ‘B&B featuring the Big B’. It features in the OST of the film called ‘Bunty aur Babli’. The song originally has the names ‘Bunty’ and ‘Babli’ which you have replaced with Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Also Daanish means ‘wise’ in Persian.
I can do better! And im only an 8 y/o girl. Jk! Omg I love them olsen twins!
che do sfigae!!!!ahahahaha
As I said, just get a couple of Tupac songs, and mash up the lyrics, and change a few. Problem solved!
i believe mary-kate and ashley deserves more than this….
as a lyrics-writer i see that the lyrics are horrible!!!
It’s a very good effort and i liked the idea! But not the song! Really!
that’s my opinion!! Try harder next time….
Luv tha twins (L)
intelligent? haha that must be the days worst joke. don´t u agree?
that song sucks.
first, my name was daniel. then i changed it to daanish. daanish means intelligent.
Not Tupac Shakur (the gr8test rapper ever) Michael. Not close, but i guess it’s the thought that counts lol, and it is about the girls, so i’ll support! Whats with all the yo’s, still have a bit of catching up to do with Tupac….
One of his lines:
“I got shot 5 times but i’m still breathin’, livin proof theres a god if u need a reason…”
but you’ll get there!
I mean to say daanish the person. Ooops.
haha way to go, du e en kille från danmark lr? mouha..
“She’s takin’ it front to back” dirty thoughts are crossing my mind
Well Daanish is a name “Urdu name”…..In english it may be as Daniel….(i think so)…
And danish is it “Bunty aur Babli” songs….U have made….
got the same question as number 3…….
do ya mean danish people from denmark?
or is it just something totally different?:roll:
Its not good its GR8.That is the most funiest thin in th wrld.
L.O.L
I ment “from” not “frem” my bad…..
Do you meen daanish as in danish, like danes frem Denmark? I know it might sounded a bit confusing, but…:roll:
funny funny funny LOL
Well Michael…..Its a gr8 song….
But I think its the track of movie “Bunty aur Babli” and you have put MKA names instead of “Bunty aur Bubli”……….yhe song name isn “BnB” I am right hmmmmmm…..
Well Michael from where you are….