>> ErotiKate and JustRelaxSaidMax
I knew it, Max and Kate are fornicating. I got the evidence. First lets go to the scene of the crime.
Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium.
You will never find a more sensuous hive of erotic delights as the Coco de Mer Erotic Emporium. There is only one reason one might visit such an establishment, to buy the tools of fornication. And guess who was caught leaving there? Thats right.
ErotiKate and JustRelaxSaidMax
Shocking, isn’t it. They have no shame, they make no effort to hide the proof I needed to confirm their intention to fornicate. Allow me to zoom in and rotate for your viewing pleasure.
You see! Those are obviously Psilocybin mushrooms.
Psilocybin mushrooms are what fornicators smoke to get in a fornicating mood. I put them in spaghetti.
So there you have it. I only hope God will forgive their fornications. If not, one can only hope they release a sex tape.
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They’re ‘English’ words, you fool!
Americans speak English, remember?!
errrr!
this is me caring:
suprised to see u know some american words, though…
if someone’d say i to my face that it sound like german i would kick his a*****ss for 10 minutes
haha do u think i friggin CARE if it’s german or swiss..?
kinda missing the point here, friggin frigg
Jop klor irgend wenn scho
du beläschdigsch my doch nit…
so on jetzt min bitrag
to banny… who is here called a moron? i guess it’s you because this is not german talk it’s swiss!!! moron…
can you morons stop talking german? god, its so annoying
No ä letschti frag - will dich nüme lang beläschtige: Glaubsch mir wärdets no uf dä 100tschti Itrag schaffe?
LG Sämi
(P.S. ich han min bitrag für hüt scho guet gleischtet)
übrigens sabrina, han gseh dass du din letschtä Itrag am 3:03 “am” gmacht hesch, bliebsch amigs au lang wach? Also ich bin scho fascht en nachtmensch, immer bis am 24:30 sicher no wach.
wie scho gseit, wird ich noch m gymi uf züri zu mim brüeder zieh und döt soziologie studierä. Olsen film…?hmmm ich han eimal, aber das isch scho lang her, dä film gseh, wo sie chli sind und d’Rolle tusched. Und du? Ich nimä ah du bisch so ca. 15i stimmts?
isch luschtig was mir do machet: führe üse eigeti chat-room imene Olsen Tagebuech 
Isch en luschtigä Zufall…
GLG sämi
“ez egy pöcs” jo wenn meinsch
stimmt eigendlech jetzt wo dus saisch ich be nonie ime chatroom gsy 
was machsch noch m gymi hesch du scho e idee? ah jo schweiss ufs alter esch doch ned schlemm… was esch din lieblings olsen film?
es isch mir ä chli pinlich mis alter zsäge…aber ich bin ehrlich! Ich bin erscht gad 20 wordä. ich bin eigentlich voll nüd agfressä vo so chat-rooms, aber es isch mir mängisch langwillig und da ich d’ashley olsen heiss find, han ich dä chat-room gseh! Drum schrib ich mängisch öppis dri, aber würklech nur wenns mir langwilig isch…findä ebe die Olsen-fans sooooo luschtig
hät do öpper es sprach problem? “ez egy pöcs”???? Du sabrina, ich glaube dä Herr will eus eifach au zeigä, dass er ä anderi sprach chan
ez egy pöcs? Pögs?? neinei dasch kei hockey feld…
Ach Sämi wie recht du hesch
ez egy pöcs?
Nei also e biz AG esch no derhinder mini eltere sin äbe dot ond so bin i lang im ag by minere grossmueter gsy…. i be im 3te joor du? We alt bisch du? Jo du machsch mir au e sympatische ihdruck
Lg
hoi hihi
Ich gang in bern id schuel will min vater döt lebt (eltere sind gschide)
wenn ich das jahr dMatur bestand, wird ich wieder uf züri umzieh! I welem Gymijahr bisch du grad?
Basel isch ä cooli stadt, dä messeturm gfallt mir! Tüsch ich mich oder hesch du ä bits appezeller dialekt? (”ond”)? du machsch en sympatische idruck
Jo, damis sind fett und ä bits biräweich…usserdem händs freud a gwalt und chrieg. LG sämi
Hoi sämi ich bi d sabrina ond go im moment in basel ans gimi. ich be 16 joor alt. Wieso gisch du in Bern ind Schuel? Internat? d amis hen doch kei ahnig die sin alli fett ond dumm
du hihi bisch du m oder f?
Ich muess säge, das törnt mich ä chli a, mit emenä andere staatsbürger zchattä! egal ob du m oder f bisch, was aber nüd heisst, dass ich bi bin! findä das eifach glatt
verzähl sämi, vo wo chunsch du wa machsch du wer bisch du??? Ich bin gwunderlig! Das isch jo sooooo luschtig en verbündete schwiizer zha! die huere amis sind doch sowieso schwul gäll!
Verzähl e chli vo dir. ich chume vo züri und gane momentan in bern id schuel mache döt s gymi!!
i reali think its fake.. i dont think they would go in public with that bag, thinking of how much attention they would get in magazines…
mir gahts guet ich han jo jetzt e verbündete=)
hey hihi!!!
hihi wie gahts?
du bisch jo huere cool, denn du sprichsch mini sprach!
Mir sind beidi cool und d’amis sind schwul! Witer so hihi!!!
jo sämi hopp witer so
Hoi wie gahts eu allne? Ich bin dä Sami und bin en grosse mary-kate und ashley fan. ich liebe die zwei zwilling! sie sind beidi sexy und herzig. ihr amis sind doch alli chrank und spinner! huere blödi amis!
its not against the law to have to have fornications at the age of 20!!! she can do whatever she likes!
“by mistake on purpose.”
anyway I still wouldn’t care if it was released by mistake or on purpose ’cause I would be happy by the fact it was released at all 
isn’t that an oxymoron?
Well; it’s there choice.
(http://olsentwinsarticles.web-log.nl)
mary-kate has sex. little michelle tanner has sex.and now everyone know it. whats it like having sex with mary-kate?? hmmm i actually read somewhere that she lost her virginity to david or stavros bt i cnt remember. she was 17 i think…
its not fake? hmm..baaad
@Knight of ni : we’re all one with the universe bro. at least while im eating that spaghetti.
@Romy : it’s not fake. i just rotated and skewed it using photoshop.
@ikune : she’s not dirty, it’s ok to smoke a little, party a little, and she doesn’t kill animals. she even said her fur coats werent real as a matter of fact.
@Danace : she used to being photographed, it doesnt bother her that much any more unless the photog is obnoxious. most are nice and reasonably respectful.
@Don Kojotleone : haha, i don’t think she or ashley will ever release a sex tape, however one may escape some day by mistake on purpose.
@ just.me : i was just joking about them being “bad fornicators.” of course its perfecly fine to buy stuff like that. im glad she and max are happy and having fun thats what life is all about.
@Ms. Miaow : i never heard them say they wouldn’t have sex before marriage.
@me : i dont think they’re buying whatever they bought because they’re having bad sex. eveyone gets tired of the same thing over and over.
maybe what they bought wasnt for them at all who knows. i write these little stories only because its boring to just show photos and its fun to joke around with them. they dont mind, it makes them laugh, most of the time.
That bag looks PHOTOSHOPPED
Hope they had laught!!!
discovering life sometimes sgot bad mood !!!
Drugs are ??? sometimes not!!
hey u all, which have problems with that. like mary-kate is the only one who is buying that stuff. heloo?! get over it, why would that be such a thing, go and criticize someone else. n’ what do u care if she have a bad sex it can happen anyone, like u all are perfect. that is her life and i belive it is hard couse’ if girls do something, paparazzi put the whole different story in magazine. i wouldn’t wanna live like that, they r good to manage this, so all of u get a better work to do as criticize them.
mary….mary….mary-kate…you too must have real bad sex if you buy those sex-stuff! your sex must be really bad. your a bit too dirty mary, because you smoke, you party, you sex and you kill animals!
didn’t MK and Ash sais that they will not have any sexual relations till them mariage?
“I put them in spaghetti” yeaaah like me! does it mean we are like weird-brother ?
c’mon it’s not like they’ve committed a crime!
don’t post something like this,give them some privacy!
Well, I don’t give a damn what they are planning to do with the stuff they bought but I hope they WILL at least release a sex tape
yeeea. i am di first one xD awensome!
hm? what was that, why would they buy…ya well if they had to cherr up their sexuallife i am with them! so what? a lot of pepole do that, n’ why would be for marykate that such a disaster ? people…look at yourself. xD